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E the Shaggy posted:Don't worry, Musk will have a dozen more chances as I'm sure he already has three other women pregnant as we speak. no no he pays his lawyers to prevent that giving his money to his offspring, are you mad??
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Pilled up housewife with wine spritzer in the cup holder, listening to her kids albums on wifi in the car in the driveway says “sizla, taaake me to the fuggin pool”. maybe drunk housewives shouldn't be allowed to drive either
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:maybe drunk housewives shouldn't be allowed to drive either Where the gently caress did your av come from? It’s loving awesome!
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Jan 22, 2023 03:45
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Where the gently caress did your av come from? It’s loving awesome! no idea dude
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best av. best red text. exquisite.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no idea dude Do you have a wealth of experience with gas station boner pills though? 
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nine-gear crow posted:Do you have a wealth of experience with gas station boner pills though? I wouldn't call it a wealth, but, enough
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I wouldn't call it a wealth, but, enough Do they work or
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nom epique posted:Do they work or I never needed them, but you can buy them at Sunoco, or if your lucky 7-11
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can u buy them at white hen? Circle k?
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Buce posted:can u buy them at white hen? Circle k? those are west coast places. I'm a philly boy. I know they don't sell them at wawa
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Songbearer posted:They should have a specific road for FSD users which is an unfinished freeway that dumps them into a landfill while they sleep concerning
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Strong Sauce posted:https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/20/23564629/elon-musk-twitter-testimony-securities-fraud-trial "Posting through it" is now a matter of legal record 
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Mistle posted:"Posting through it" is now a matter of legal record I think all our posts are on record at the library of congress
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think all our posts are on record at the library of congress I think you're thinking of archives with the FBI for surveillance
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Alucard posted:I think you're thinking of archives with the FBI for surveillance no I think we were one of the websites to be recorded by the library of congress. the other two are ancillary
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think all our posts are on record at the library of congress Do you need to pay  to see it though?
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nine-gear crow posted:Do you need to pay I honestly don't know
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FirstnameLastname posted:did the stock plummet It's the weekend, stonks don't work till Monday.
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:*me, turning to the guy strapped up to the Eternal Torture Device next to me in 1,000,000,000,000 AD* Perhaps the sadocomputer could extract consciousnesses to torture from the brains of cryogenically frozen heads, picking those who were historically the biggest assholes. Of course Musk would be high on the list. Utopia.
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your net worth is actually your torture score for the future ai, sorry elon. I have secured eternal euphoria with my crippling debt.
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:the Eternal Torture Device next to me in 1,000,000,000,000 AD they'll still be called teslas
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“Researching doing a tweet” Given how many times we’ve seen him just crop a watermark off a meme and repost it, do you think he just searches for a name / thing, then steals “the best one”.
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DRINK ME posted:“Researching doing a tweet” It's his business strategy, why wouldn't it be his posting one?
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Ror posted:"researching the idea of joking about" is the funniest thing ever and perfectly conveys elon's posting energy "This man is Elon Musk, engineer of jokes. In a few moments he will think of the unfunniest joke in the world, and - as a result - his company will loose 100 billion in net worth" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qklvh5Cp_Bs
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E the Shaggy posted:Don't worry, Musk will have a dozen more chances as I'm sure he already has three other women pregnant as we speak. Musk is the real life Alimony Tony
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:those are west coast places. I'm a philly boy. I know they don't sell them at wawa
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Lazy_Liberal posted:rocco siffredi is certainly more healthy and successful than elon musk Probably a toss up which of them has a healthier attitude towards women.
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Hoo boy, still on the vax bullshit: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1616697612043972610?cxt=HHwWhMDTsbP61O8sAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1616701931719884804?cxt=HHwWiIDQvev11u8sAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1616706936938065921?cxt=HHwWgsDToZeZ2e8sAAAA
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It's also a lie, a second booster was never required in Germany.
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elon replying cause needs approval of austin powers av guy with 200 followers lmao
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someone needs to hook elon up with job's naturopath nutritionist, he can get really into fruit juice since vaccines are bad
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Hmm yes I'll bet there's plenty of clinical and unbiased information at present on the subject of *clickety clickety* [ myocarditis ] <I'm feeling lucky>
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