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upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Perestroika posted:

There's a whole genre of those pictures, usually named something like "Naughty/Nice cat of the week". Here are two that seem decently close to the particular one you described:




And a third one:

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
classic bingus

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

upsidedown posted:

And a third one:



That is one ugly loving cat.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

hooah posted:

That is one ugly loving cat.

It's like you're trying to get your rear end bit or something

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
The bar for being nice is on the ground apparently

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Issaries posted:

Of gently caress. How many oldie Ice rappers there are? Dozens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuPC_PUyhY&t=143s

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Ohhh it gets a lot stupider. A lot of episodes they write themselves into a corner and wholesale invent some truly outrageous nonsense to get out if it.

My personal favourite was "Your phone can detect vibrations. This can be used to precisely extrapolate what you typed on a keyboard".

That one is actually true: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Eck_phreaking

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"


They should call you Slow Ice, because that was posted already.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Issaries posted:

They should call you Slow Ice, because that was posted already.

Slow ice sure slipped up there eh?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Is chilly j a ice rapper? You know, the son of the head of Nike and director of kubo and the two strings?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Doubtful Guest posted:

Pascal's SkiFree wager.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Borscht posted:

Is chilly j a ice rapper? You know, the son of the head of Nike and director of kubo and the two strings?

I wanna be forced to go back in time and explain this sentence to ancient people

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

*counts on fingers* So 6001 spears is exactly half of what he expected?

Telegnostic
Apr 24, 2008
Maybe, but not necessarily. All we know is that he hoped for more than 12,000 but less than 12,004 spears.

Spyderizer
Feb 18, 2004
"6001 half spears. Add the remaining halves in the next sprint."

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

This will never leave my brain because I had the poor judgement to read Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

The Demilich posted:

You're posting the old pics of Mr Cool Ice without the updated ones?








He seems happy :unsmith:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









If you are happy and you know it, you might be Mr cool ice

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Finding those older Mr. Cool ice pictures was genuinely inspirational

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Oh, no; I'm talking the actual physical vibrations from tapping the keyboard, felt by a regular phone placed upon the desk.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

My personal favourite was "Your phone can detect vibrations. This can be used to precisely extrapolate what you typed on a keyboard".

This has been possible with off the shelf hardware for keystroke sound detection and pocket calculator-level cryptoanalysis for almost two decades.

theflyingexecutive has a new favorite as of 07:43 on Jan 24, 2023

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Enhance!

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

Lemniscate Blue posted:

This will never leave my brain because I had the poor judgement to read Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon.

Oh man, me too. A "friend" lent it to me to read while recovering from a broken leg. It's like Stephenson was trying to win the Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


How the gently caress have I never seen the mouse in that picture before :psyduck:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh, no; I'm talking the actual physical vibrations from tapping the keyboard, felt by a regular phone placed upon the desk.
"Regular phones" these days have pretty sensitive accelerometers in them, sure.

That one is usually about using the accelerometers to detect keypresses on the phone that's being typed on while not being detected as a keylogger, though, which is also entirely possible.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I was suddenly reminded of the existence of IceJJFish, who certainly belongs in the pantheon of ice-themed hip-hop artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

HAT. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HAT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HAT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATS I WEAR AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HAT. HAT.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Ice-T is the only good Ice person.

lol nm saw a bunch of really sketchy poo poo in the video i linked and i'm gonna say naw now

idk if it was trying to say you should shoot cops or you should shoot people who break into your home but there was a lot of weapons and some Black Rifle Coffee shirts

Large Testicles has a new favorite as of 10:11 on Jan 24, 2023

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tad Naff posted:

Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

Turn on your memoir

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Is there a rapper named Black Ice? Seems like there should be.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Turn on your memoir

:lmao:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Tad Naff posted:

Oh man, me too. A "friend" lent it to me to read while recovering from a broken leg. It's like Stephenson was trying to win the Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

The framing of the bit almost gave it cover - "we're Van Eyck phreaking this dude's laptop to prove it can be done, oh Jesus he's writing bad porn" - but then it just kept going on and on.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Bored Online posted:

He seems happy :unsmith:



Mr. Cool Ice, that's me. My life, my passion, everything I express.



The tattoos are therapy for me. Through them I process everything I've experienced.


Apparently he's also a clean freak and a good dad



Only when it's really clean do I feel good, by that I mean, when it's Mr. Cool Ice-clean.

:unsmith:

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Now we just need to find a similarly chill American to get tatted up as Herr kühles Eis

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
He might be the nicest guy in the world but I can't trust a German talking about his passion for cleansing.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Do these guys count as Ice rappers?

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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