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happyhippy posted:Neil Hamilton was paid just £2k to get a question to be answered in parliament. those unseen huge army of chinese spies are the real problem, not those patriots who will sell out anything on this island for a quick pittance
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Is there any picture of Starmer where he doesn't look frightened and moist?
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cat botherer posted:Is there any picture of Starmer where he doesn't look frightened and moist? 
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The guy who has been told to stop hanging around the school gates.
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lol at 'everything', 'gender', and all the littler ones
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lol clegg https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1618368904157339648?s=20
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you joke but he’s spent months carefully crafting this exact result
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some people actually believe he is in favor of strikes, a fact that undoubtedly horrifies him during his rare moments of sobriety.
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keep punching joe posted:Catholic restoration by stealth watch England start a loving war. Will this mean we get monarchs beheaded again? 
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@calvinrobinson Twat 
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The New Statesman (the state is Pinochet's Chile)
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Do not become addicted to pensions
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lol liz truss https://twitter.com/GeorgeWParker/status/1618383097728499712
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the sex ghost posted:Do not become addicted to pensions Luckily the piss-poor ongoing response to covid has already started lowering life expectancies. UK PLC playing the long game, see
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Wait Liz Truss still exists? She wasn't scrapped for parts for the next animatronic?
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i'd say theyw ere going to ban alcohol because people enjoy it if they weren't all alcoholics https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1618542895585189889?s=20
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Jose posted:i'd say theyw ere going to ban alcohol because people enjoy it if they weren't all alcoholics https://twitter.com/sloanefragment/status/1618545773188374528
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Jose posted:i'd say theyw ere going to ban alcohol because people enjoy it if they weren't all alcoholics ffs
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Jose posted:Well that's that then Liberals have never met a single thing they didn't want to means test. gently caress off
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Jose posted:Well that's that then god this is embarrassing
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Yeah because the lazy scroungers are spending all their money on whippets and spray paint.
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Jose posted:Well that's that then Toynbee isn't very good.
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I'm happy for him, getting to do whatever that is
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This guy seems cool.  E: the new years resolution was to weigh himself and take his blood pressure each day, and he did it for nine continuous days then wrote a column about it
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projecthalaxy posted:This guy seems cool. who has the time of day to read this tedious rear end in a top hat
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heres 500 words on how i brushed my teeth this morning
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Raskolnikov38 posted:heres 500 words on how i brushed my teeth is morning Just before Christmas I stumbled on a random but interesting fact about something. I felt certain that said fact wasn’t widely known, and so everybody – apart from the cleverest of clever dicks – would find it diverting. I was in a hurry to share; such a hurry, in fact, that I found it frustrating to conform to conversational norms. You know, finding a way of steering the subject matter into the right area so you can lob in your fact-bomb all casual-like. I resolved instead to just drop it in, apropos of nothing at all, whenever it suited me. My inspiration for this was my dad, who is only too happy to come out with random stuff completely out of the blue. For example: “Did you know that UHT milk is much improved? It now tastes like normal milk, so there’s no point buying normal milk any more.” At first I found this kind of thing from him amusing, then annoying. But ultimately I felt envious. How liberating just to be able to come right out with it. Oh yes, my fact: Americans eat hardly any lamb. Who knew? Not a lot of people, I can tell you. Apart from Americans, obviously. Being new to the art of just coming out with random stuff, it took a while to get the hang of it. Just wanging it in there, in the middle of an unrelated conversation about, say, West Brom’s ownership or the traffic on the M6, really didn’t work. I’ve found the best way is to wait for a lull in the conversation and then strike. “Here’s a thing,” I’ll say – a little phrase like that helps. “Did you know that Americans hardly eat any lamb?” OK, there was the odd “Eh?” or “So what?” But in general this new approach works like a dream. I feel so free!
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projecthalaxy posted:Just before Christmas I stumbled on a random but interesting fact about something. I felt certain that said fact wasn’t widely known, and so everybody – apart from the cleverest of clever dicks – would find it diverting. I was in a hurry to share; such a hurry, in fact, that I found it frustrating to conform to conversational norms. You know, finding a way of steering the subject matter into the right area so you can lob in your fact-bomb all casual-like. Is this ChatGTP?
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keep punching joe posted:Is this ChatGTP? This is the multiple time award winning cream of the English press, the new Dickens, the new Byron, the new Chaucer.
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keep punching joe posted:He never misses.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:who has the time of day to read this tedious rear end in a top hat Adrian Chiles is dating the editor of the guardian and as such gets paid more for his columns about things he saw on the bus than the nutters who want means testing for food banks. He is a king
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