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Nervous posted:Have you tried bribing the NCAA into giving Tebow another year of eligibility? Maybe the gator collective can do it, since they supposedly offered a high school 13M to come in
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Lol, you're gonna get Mertz'd
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:38 |
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Rectal Placenta posted:Lol, you're gonna get Mertz'd It's done. It's already happened.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:54 |
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I'll still tune in next season. Maybe Florida can bullshit their way to 8 wins.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:17 |
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LLCoolJD posted:I'll still tune in next season. Maybe Florida can bullshit their way to 8 wins. I will too. Self-loathing is a powerful motivator.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:18 |
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It could be worse, it could be Alex Horningbrook.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:22 |
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He was no Jim Sorgi, that's for sure.
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Rectal Placenta posted:He was no Jim Sorgi, that's for sure. If Florida gets lucky he’ll be a poor man’s Jack Coan.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:45 |
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Man, I can't wait.
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Cthulu Carl posted:The bands better get to work on their Queen before September 2. This one is more fitting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvvfq4pEUlE
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:50 |
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Dear god I tried to read that timeline of what happened and fell asleep as soon as I got to "After receiving the audit results, the two executives failed to inform the Pac-12 Board of Directors or the Pac-12’s external auditors of the financial risk associated with the audit findings." That's a perfectly clear and understandable statement. Signed, Sash, professional auditor
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Sash! posted:That's a perfectly clear and understandable statement. Sorry, I fell asleep as soon as I got it "That's"
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LeeMajors posted:Man, I can't wait. UGA won 10 games with Greyson Lambert, you never know
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Spacemonkey57 posted:If Florida gets lucky he’ll be a poor man’s Jack Coan. I think enough luck would get them a nice durable Scott Tolzien!
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 16:16 |
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Watching the crowd for the Tennessee-Texas basketball game has me really excited for Texas complaining about horns down
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Watching the crowd for the Tennessee-Texas basketball game has me really excited for Texas complaining about horns down They're going to really hate it in the SEC lol
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 17:46 |
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I think Texas may stumble on a good hire after they fire Sark and be pretty good in the SEC, since that’s the darkest timeline.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:17 |
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Comedy option: they hire Petrino after aTm offense looks decent this year.
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:31 |
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tactlessbastard posted:They're going to really hate it in the SEC lol I cannot wait until they ask the SEC to ban it and they get laughed out of the building. If they do ban it that will just make it even worse
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 20:49 |
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LeeMajors posted:Maybe the gator collective can do it, since they supposedly offered a high school 13M to come in Sorry, offered 13 million dollars and then when it came time to write a check they all looked at each other and pulled their pockets inside out Then had to go to the AD who was like “you promised what”
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 00:32 |
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If that’s what really happened they’re dumb as hell. With Nico’s (supposed) $8m contract only $250k of it was guaranteed. The rest is all appearance based. So he could potentially make up to $8m. It’s not like they cut him a check for that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 00:51 |
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UNRANKED OKLAHOMA DEMOLISHES #2 ALABAMA in men's basketball
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Joey Freshwater posted:If that’s what really happened they’re dumb as hell. With Nico’s (supposed) $8m contract only $250k of it was guaranteed. The rest is all appearance based. So he could potentially make up to $8m. It’s not like they cut him a check for that. Whatever it was, it was enough to get him to decommit to the U in favor of Florida. I don’t think the full details leaked but the boosters were bragging it was “more guaranteed money than anyone else in the country.” Supposedly the Gator Collective offered an $8 million contract, but he decided to go to Miami (with a reported $9 million NIL contract) with his agent saying he left “millions on the table.” Then, after some big donations, the Gator Collective offered the $13 million deal that got him to flip. Reading between the lines, it seems like the Florida group offered some absurd guaranteed money deal that they reneged on almost immediately when it came time to write the check.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 01:17 |
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Coming to terms with anything surrounding UF being the dumbest loving thing has sure been a weird ride after so many years of competent leadership under Spurrier etc. Everything is so loving stupid there all the time for like the past decade.
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Judgy Fucker posted:UNRANKED OKLAHOMA DEMOLISHES #2 ALABAMA in men's basketball https://twitter.com/largeelyphants/status/1619448435673006081
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 02:33 |
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I watched the Manti Te'o thing on Netflix. It did answer some of the questions I had. Maybe it has to do with the intervening ten years or so, but in retrospect the "lol imaginary girlfriend" part wasn't fair at all. She wasn't imaginary, per se. Maybe I'm just being a stickler for lawyering this, but that carries some implications on his part that weren't accurate even if it had turned out that he was in on it.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 02:36 |
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Jeff Fisher just won a football game
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 02:43 |
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Sash! posted:I watched the Manti Te'o thing on Netflix. It did answer some of the questions I had. Maybe it has to do with the intervening ten years or so, but in retrospect the "lol imaginary girlfriend" part wasn't fair at all. She wasn't imaginary, per se. Maybe I'm just being a stickler for lawyering this, but that carries some implications on his part that weren't accurate even if it had turned out that he was in on it. Does it cover them getting pantsed on national television by ol' Nicky Sabes and the Tide? If so, can you provide timestamps?
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 02:46 |
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I simultaneously both feel complete empathy and compassion for Manti and find his team's shithousing in the title game that year to be one of my absolute fondest college football memories
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 03:20 |
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I wholly agree with you except for that first part. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women. Roll Tide, btich. Also applies to Tebow who I'm sure is an excellent person, but gently caress em anyway.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:02 |
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It does and it is pretty funny because they're like "he had a bad game and that hurt ND." But you sit there like yeah one star player having a bad day can affect the game, but they got loving shelled.
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 04:03 |
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LeeMajors posted:Comedy option: they hire Petrino after aTm offense looks decent this year. What a glorious disaster that will be to bear witness to. Sure, Texas will be good a for a couple years, but that crash and burn will be a thing of beauty.
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Warbird posted:I wholly agree with you except for that first part. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women. Roll Tide, btich. Also applies to Tebow who I'm sure is an excellent person, but gently caress em anyway. See, this is what separates the half-ironic Bama fans like me (ie, graduates who didn't grow up cheering for them) from the full-blown Updykes
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 09:02 |
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Gonna be a bit of a long post but not for football reasons. I want to talk about a peak offseason topic: food. I found Weez's fried chicken recipe exactly as posted, typos and all, and thought I would share with you all. Gonna make it this coming weekend probably.WEEZ posted:The Best Fried Chcken You Will Ever Eat You loving Dick Enjoy.
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I legit got dizzy trying to read that
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https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1619726675478212610 If I were a UGA player there’s no way I’d be in DFW right now
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dirty shrimp money posted:https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1619726675478212610 TCU fans are statistically nonexistent
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 17:35 |
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SB4 has reached terminal levels of Dawg In Him. He's now doing a victory lap around the entire Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 18:14 |
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I think if you win a title of any kind widely recognized by the public you should just have immunity to do poo poo like that. Someone should come gently stop you if you're actually causing a problem but a guy in his position is more or less immune in the sense of experiencing a real consequence so why even bother with the arrest. (Now realizing I'm just describing what law enforcement would look like if it were actually centered on justice and public safety but I had to put it in terms of a football player because I'm American.)
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dirty shrimp money posted:https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1619726675478212610 Another shameful dawg
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