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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

FoolyCharged posted:

Especially safe bet since she's now an ex wife if i recall

No, current wife, and they have a child together. His ex-wife has already been vocal about what he’s like to be with, but he’s managed to maintain visitation rights to his kids with her.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if the person testifying has recently eaten an entire grande meal the judge should declare a mistrial.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Borscht posted:

[hole emoji]

Only registered members can see post attachments!

John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 4:37.50 p.m.:
Just had crash

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 4:37.54 p.m.:
Please help

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 4:37.56 p.m.:
Help

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Alex Jones went to his side piece Pat Johnson's house to get laid, and at the exact same time sent his on-staff private investigator after his wife to make sure she's not cheating on him. That's some A+ narcissism.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
He writes like an ex of mine who stalked me for a while (I admit that I didn't deal with that the best way). But in my ex's defense, English was not their first language.

Also, what the gently caress is with these people and their desire to share their whack-off material? Particularly at work? Or with people the have casual relationships with? Controversial position here - I like sex. But I would never, NEVER share it with anyone that I was not in an intimate relationship with!

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
In part, he probably wanted to have dirt on her that he could use if he ever got caught cheating, but also in part he’s just a controlling rear end in a top hat.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Samovar posted:

Also, what the gently caress is with these people and their desire to share their whack-off material? Particularly at work? Or with people the have casual relationships with? Controversial position here - I like sex. But I would never, NEVER share it with anyone that I was not in an intimate relationship with!

I suspect the logic is to make them uncomfortable as a power move against them.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Samovar posted:

He writes like an ex of mine who stalked me for a while (I admit that I didn't deal with that the best way). But in my ex's defense, English was not their first language.

Also, what the gently caress is with these people and their desire to share their whack-off material? Particularly at work? Or with people the have casual relationships with? Controversial position here - I like sex. But I would never, NEVER share it with anyone that I was not in an intimate relationship with!

Nah we treat sex like way too taboo of a subject and we’d be a better society if we could talk frankly and openly about it.

But also while not being gross about it like Alex.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Jones shares links to pornographic videos in the texts Hatewatch reviewed. The videos he shares have titles that indicate they likely contain the same hardcore content he derides. Many of the videos (which include in their titles words like “cuckolding” and “hot slaves,” along with a variety of explicit sex acts) feature a woman having sex with multiple men.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Fake James posted:

A little sucky for meee

Came here to post this. Blargh.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
giving sexual favors to Alex Jones willingly and then spam bombing him with tons of right-wing media links including the Plandemic video doesn't seem suspect at all :tinfoil:

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Fake James posted:

A little sucky for meee

On mission, on cowgirl, on reverse and on bare!!! I’m cheating on my wife and yes she’s aware!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ElectricSheep posted:

giving sexual favors to Alex Jones willingly and then spam bombing him with tons of right-wing media links including the Plandemic video doesn't seem suspect at all :tinfoil:

Alex Jones, expert on global manipulation and conspiracy theories, suspects nothing.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

ElectricSheep posted:

giving sexual favors to Alex Jones willingly and then spam bombing him with tons of right-wing media links including the Plandemic video doesn't seem suspect at all :tinfoil:

I wonder if the woman is mysteriously Eastern European....

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Alex is a gigantic piece of poo poo but I don't like the precedent of someone's porn browsing habits being released. Is nothing sacred

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Your Gay Uncle posted:

Alex is a gigantic piece of poo poo but I don't like the precedent of someone's porn browsing habits being released. Is nothing sacred

On the one hand, I'm morbidly curious how much of what he claims to hate is just projection, on the other hand, I don't want to know what the venn diagram between his kinks and my kinks are.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Those aren't his porn habits, those are just the habits he's comfortable sharing with people.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I sympathize with Alex Jones. I had chili and woke up on the toilet, alcohol shits and piss everywhere with significant brain damage.

Which subforum do you moderate?

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I still trip out when I read earlier in the thread that he is actually younger than I am. I would have guessed late 50's or early 60's from the pictures I've seen over the years. That is some hard living to look like that. And that's not empathy, just observation.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Internetjack posted:

I still trip out when I read earlier in the thread that he is actually younger than I am. I would have guessed late 50's or early 60's from the pictures I've seen over the years. That is some hard living to look like that. And that's not empathy, just observation.

Alcoholism, awful diet, constant induced rage, and (I assume) driving everywhere will do that.

Is he a smoker? I honestly don't know.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



mojo1701a posted:

Alcoholism, awful diet, constant induced rage, and (I assume) driving everywhere will do that.

Is he a smoker? I honestly don't know.

I... was going to say he smokes cigars, but he may have just used Limbaugh's raspy smoker voice as the basis for his own and it just stuck.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Next article is up https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2023/02/02/alex-jones-texts-highlight-infowars-overlap-proud-boys

just started it but note the content warnings :stare:

edit: New article isn't as shocking as the first but does dig into Jones's relationships with other right wing media figures and various proud boys

Also he's a lovely dad

KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Feb 2, 2023

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

mojo1701a posted:

Alcoholism, awful diet, constant induced rage, and (I assume) driving everywhere will do that.

Is he a smoker? I honestly don't know.

Jon Ronson said so. The Alex Jones chapter in "Them! Adventures With Extremists" is essential reading for anyone who wants to giggle at the idea of that fatbody doing a commando crawl through the woods instead of just walking through an open gate.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Randalor posted:

I... was going to say he smokes cigars, but he may have just used Limbaugh's raspy smoker voice as the basis for his own and it just stuck.

It doesn’t come up that often, but whenever it does he’s a smoker.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Cold Slaves are the new hotness

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I remember seeing footage of Jon Ronson in Bohemian Grove and it was completely unremarkable, just a weird pageant for rich dudes, nobody was chugging adrenochrome like it was garmonbozia, no nude slaves, no human sacrifice, just totally boring poo poo.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Nigmaetcetera posted:

I remember seeing footage of Jon Ronson in Bohemian Grove and it was completely unremarkable, just a weird pageant for rich dudes, nobody was chugging adrenochrome like it was garmonbozia, no nude slaves, no human sacrifice, just totally boring poo poo.

Yeah it's just summer camp for rich weirdos. It's maybe the least interesting of the popular conspiracy theories.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

He's mentioned terrible sleep apnea as well.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm almost certain I saw a video of him smoking in this thread during the trial when he going on and off outside yelling at journalists.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah it's just summer camp for rich weirdos. It's maybe the least interesting of the popular conspiracy theories.

It's not even a conspiracy theory.

Yes, a bunch of rich people get together and do dumb drunk poo poo and plot to control the world so they can be richer at the expense of the rest of us. Oh wow shocking. That's just capitalism. A conspiracy theory is something like 'Rich and powerful are meeting to plot the distribution of global resources according to the needs of the people'.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I remember seeing footage of Jon Ronson in Bohemian Grove and it was completely unremarkable, just a weird pageant for rich dudes, nobody was chugging adrenochrome like it was garmonbozia, no nude slaves, no human sacrifice, just totally boring poo poo.

The part that never fails to get me is how Jones had a plan of attack, maps, camoflage, etc...and Ronson just walked right in. It really is stunning how many places you can get into if you just act like you're supposed to be there.

Outrail posted:

It's not even a conspiracy theory.

Yes, a bunch of rich people get together and do dumb drunk poo poo and plot to control the world so they can be richer at the expense of the rest of us. Oh wow shocking. That's just capitalism. A conspiracy theory is something like 'Rich and powerful are meeting to plot the distribution of global resources according to the needs of the people'.

On the plus side, you'd never have to worry about Nixon shaking your hand afterward.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm almost certain I saw a video of him smoking in this thread during the trial when he going on and off outside yelling at journalists.

And on the leaked security footage he keeps grabbing a pack of cigarettes and going outside at regular intervals.

It’s not exactly a locked room murder mystery to figure it out.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He needs to do a regular burn off of the excess alcohol fumes.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

goatface posted:

He needs to do a regular burn off of the excess alcohol fumes.

:fart:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Jon Ronson said so.

OK so him looking like he does at ~50 makes a lot more sense, thanks.

Outrail posted:

It's not even a conspiracy theory.

Yes, a bunch of rich people get together and do dumb drunk poo poo and plot to control the world so they can be richer at the expense of the rest of us. Oh wow shocking. That's just capitalism. A conspiracy theory is something like 'Rich and powerful are meeting to plot the distribution of global resources according to the needs of the people'.

I mean, if I was rich and powerful (and therefore devoid of a certain morality), this is exactly what I'd be doing. I mean, why not enjoy life with weird parties and alcohol use? It's not hard to do.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

The part that never fails to get me is how Jones had a plan of attack, maps, camoflage, etc...and Ronson just walked right in. It really is stunning how many places you can get into if you just act like you're supposed to be there.

On the plus side, you'd never have to worry about Nixon shaking your hand afterward.

Isn’t jon ronson the guy who realized he may be a psychopath while working on a book on psychopaths, and realized he had just used his psychopathy for good?

Maybe he has that unfuckwithable aura that some people have, that alex absolutely doesn’t

Remember when alex chased down some 20 year old who flipped him off and got in the kid’s face, lol

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Xiahou Dun posted:

And on the leaked security footage he keeps grabbing a pack of cigarettes and going outside at regular intervals.

It’s not exactly a locked room murder mystery to figure it out.

You get a bigger high eating cigs

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Outrail posted:

It's not even a conspiracy theory.

Yes, a bunch of rich people get together and do dumb drunk poo poo and plot to control the world so they can be richer at the expense of the rest of us. Oh wow shocking. That's just capitalism. A conspiracy theory is something like 'Rich and powerful are meeting to plot the distribution of global resources according to the needs of the people'.
i've been listening to a lot of rightwing fiction novel reviews lately and my favorite part is that all of them go on and on about the evils of socialism while talking about capitalism. just pages of "the eeeevil socialist leaders colluded to create artificial scarcity and raise prices!! while eeeevilly denying workers rights and price gouging"

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lonely Alex Jones posted:

A minute later, Jones sends the sexually suggestive photo of his wife to Stone. Stone does not respond to him.

When an OG hotwife guy doesn't even respond to pics of your wife in her underwear that's brutal

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