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my grandfather died at home, he fell out of a guard tower!
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I like it. It looks like a giraffe wearing an overcoat. ![]()
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Finally got official proof from the Water and Sewerage Department that the waterline to my $4,000 house, that was listed as having the waterline cut on the city auction website and has been vacant since 2005, has actually been cut. So now the city will move forward on the permit to replace the waterline that was initially filed on November 15th. Love that just the deposit for this cost more than the house. Also love that the city says they will replace all the lead lines on this block for free within 2-5 years.
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more houses need moats imo
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Nothus posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4665-Roundtop-Rd-Ellijay-GA-30540/105264582_zpid/ 30 years old was not on my bingo card.
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Joementum posted:*showing my architect a picture of Groverhaus and a picture of a concentration camp*
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Joementum posted:*showing my architect a picture of Groverhaus and a picture of a concentration camp*
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i would own the man in the guard tower by calling it "the eye of moron" to all the neighbors
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mark immune posted:i would own the man in the guard tower by calling it "the eye of moron" to all the neighbors It's a 1.5m house in rural Georgia, the buyer would have you killed and buried in a ditch and the cops would help him
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If you kill enough people as a landowner in the rural South, some Faulkner type will write some novels about how troubled you were about it.
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elijay is very very different from most of rural Georgia. it’s a small mountain town. which is not what most people mean by “rural south “. rural south would be like swainsboro.
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Yeah, Appalachia is its own thing. That land is a lot more valuable too and will probably change significantly in the coming years as metro Atlanta continues to encroach on it.
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Asheville rocked bc some parts were so hilly they couldn't fit a house only trailers or tiny houses so you end up with elderly hippies and literal hillbillies living halfway off the grid in the middle of 4 million dollar mansions
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the old movie and book Cold Mountain gets into the historical differences between the Appalachian south and the plantation south pretty well if you are interested
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euphronius posted:the old movie and book Cold Mountain gets into the historical differences between the Appalachian south and the plantation south pretty well if you are interested I am not
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I don’t think anyone is yeah
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War and Pieces posted:Asheville rocked bc some parts were so hilly they couldn't fit a house only trailers or tiny houses so you end up with elderly hippies and literal hillbillies living halfway off the grid in the middle of 4 million dollar mansions I always called Asheville gatlinburg with money. I think there are come crypto rural living groups scattered out in East TN. my crypto cousin and his grifter GF moved out that way to be with others . read separately of maybe other people out that direction.like east of Maryville (Muraville for locals) rural.
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I actually I thought it would interest you pft since you live in the capital of Appalachia . the southern hill people are your siblings
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euphronius posted:I actually I thought it would interest you pft since you live in the capital of Appalachia . the southern hill people are your siblings my family's all from new jersey
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somehow worse
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I woke up in a room I did not own, which was sucking my very blood, and harming my finances what is this??
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I would rent out the house and keep the tower as my fortress of solitude/place to practice wizarding skills.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It's a 1.5m house in rural Georgia, the buyer would have you killed and buried in a ditch and the cops would help him a noble martyr's death befitting a man of mine ownst wit
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![]() non-potable water in south america is so culturally significant ![]()
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a rooftop cistern is for water pressure
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all water is liquid if at the correct temperature
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Working my office job from inside a pagoda
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I've seen multiple houses for now where they just don't finish the wood on the porch and it looks stupid as poo poo![]() ![]()
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https://www.zillow.com/research/minimum-wage-rent-32060/quote:Three Roommates or Four Jobs Needed to Afford a Two-Bedroom Rental on Minimum Wage There's a little calculator if you want to see how much your city sucks!
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millennials are greedy - they think they each deserve a private bedroom
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Gross San Francisco hoarder home sells for $500K over ask with 12 offers![]() (more pics at link ![]()
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Hoarder? That's not even a lot of high life bottles. Rude
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i was like 500k, sure it's gross but that's really cheap for that market oh, 500K over the asking price.
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at least they are not full of piss ship them to wherever they are protesting cop city, add a gas card
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Willa Rogers posted:Gross San Francisco hoarder home sells for $500K over ask with 12 offers that'll be a solid flip. 1.2m in sf is a steal, especially for that area. easy flip for $2.2m or beyond
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I was thinking it'd be a teardown. Hoarder remediation is p. difficult to pull off.
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Willa Rogers posted:I was thinking it'd be a teardown. Hoarder remediation is p. difficult to pull off. The house across the street from me had hoarders- young couple bought it for like ~150k more than what I payed for my house the street that is 2x the sqft and bedrooms. they then proceeded to gut it to the studs and remodel it. Easily another 150-200k. They’re way north of Half a million in the hole for the only one story house in a sea of two stories, that is honestly not worth more than 250-275k in a reasonable world, and only like 325-350k in this bizarre world. I don’t know how you get credit to do this kind of dumb shittery but it’s been impressive. don’t buy a hoarders house you’ll get hosed in the end. Unless I guess you live somewhere like San Francisco.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I don’t know how you get credit to do this kind of dumb shittery but it’s been impressive. starting with trust-fund/inheritance, leveraging your existing house, then buying+flipping new ones, using that to leverage more houses for flips, etc. but good, death to flippers
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Willa Rogers posted:I was thinking it'd be a teardown. Hoarder remediation is p. difficult to pull off. don't need to remediate it in this case. just throw some new coats of flipper grey paint, some new flooring, some farm2table contemporary conformism aesthetic doodads, stainless appliances, spray some air freshener, and take the highest waive inspection/contingency all-cash offer. but yeah teardown is probably better but the victorian aesthetic adds hundreds of thousands to sf house prices. people pay out the wazoo for it there
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Xaris posted:starting with trust-fund/inheritance, leveraging your existing house, then buying+flipping new ones, using that to leverage more houses for flips, etc. but good, death to flippers Nah these kids live in the place, she’s a stay at home mom and has had like 3 kids in 4 years. I think this is their first home. I don’t think they’re flipping anything. it will take a long time for them to get out what they put in. they don’t strike me as the types to have inherited wealth either but who knows. they drive very regular utilitarian vehicles and I’ve never even seen the dude in a collared shirt, nor dirty and sweaty from a hard days work so I’ve got no idea what he does for a living. maybe it’s like Brewster millions but the great uncle is like “You only get my millions if you manage to be upside down north of a million on a house that isn’t even worth half that.”
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