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Holland Oates posted:Go flirt tomorrow omg I only work in the office Mon-Wed 
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today it is very windy. i like how it sounds.
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Rarity posted:I only work in the office Mon-Wed go flirt on monday
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biosterous posted:go flirt on monday it's this, rarity. we're counting on you. you gotta get that girl.
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Rarity posted:*sigh* I'll get my protractor...  it's acute angle!
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Holland Oates posted:We need a BYOB power couple Already got one. Everyone + posting! (it's a polyamorous relationship) |
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Feb 3, 2023 01:35
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Rarity posted:There's like a 5% chance that the girl at work I'm crushing on is into me. Which is up from the 0% chance I thought I had a week ago 
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Holland Oates posted:We need a BYOB power couple I keep trying to convince ms cruft to post here and reveal her username, but she keeps telling me she's busy studying for medical exams and trying to get her PhD. Pretty lousy excuse for not posting, if you ask me. |
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Feb 3, 2023 03:36
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i'm deeply in love with the ten second post limiter
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Feb 3, 2023 03:52
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jean-baptiste posted:who is it? I think it's you
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Holland Oates posted:it's this, rarity. we're counting on you. I still think it's like 95% chance she's not into me 
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Rarity posted:I still think it's like 95% chance she's not into me Flirting is tough. I get it, but sometimes you gotta flirt your lil.heart out.
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Rarity posted:I still think it's like 95% chance she's not into me There's no harm in being nice. And if nothing else oh my god be best friends oh my god WORK FRIENDS YAY
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I woke up at 3am because I'm both so anxious and so excited that it's my last day I'm nauseated God I wish I could smoke weed rn, might do since I'm not showing up until 9 lol
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Feb 3, 2023 10:29
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OH HELL YEAH LAST DAY LET FREEDOM REIGN
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Rarity posted:OH HELL YEAH LAST DAY LET FREEDOM REIGN
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Feb 3, 2023 10:52
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Comedy option: I'm going to fart in, then lock up, every cabinet in my office. Reality: I actually hired people to come in and bring catering, as well as gifts, for my staff, since the buyout went well. Might cry.
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Holland Oates posted:Comedy option: I'm going to fart in, then lock up, every cabinet in my office. Porque no los dos?
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Rarity posted:Porque no los dos? Farting on the catering. Bonus if it's bean soup.
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Rarity posted:Porque no los dos? farting and crying is a good option Holland Oates posted:I woke up at 3am because I'm both so anxious and so excited that it's my last day I'm nauseated very glad for you hams  on to bigger and better things!
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Rarity posted:Porque no los dos? Because I can't fart because my guts are broken Otherwise I would, lol
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Holland Oates posted:Because I can't fart because my guts are broken don't worry i'm full of them so got you covered pal, sending farts your way! 
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Holland Oates posted:Because I can't fart because my guts are broken Truly some fates are too horrible to imagine 
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Rarity posted:Truly some farts are too horrible to imagine
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Holland Oates posted:I woke up at 3am because I'm both so anxious and so excited that it's my last day I'm nauseated how exciting! time to say goodbye to the people, but also . . . the smells, the incomparable smells, may you never have to smell them again
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Manifisto posted:how exciting! time to say goodbye to the people, but also . . . the smells, the incomparable smells, may you never have to smell them again I never ever ever ever ever want to smell a particular tropical oriented male oriented soap brand ever again because I feel like it's now embedded, somehow, in my DNA that I will always smell it and immediately get the urge to just vomit. I absolutely hate it lol. Rip in piss, Tropical Badman.
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Holland Oates posted:I never ever ever ever ever want to smell a particular tropical oriented male oriented soap brand ever again because I feel like it's now embedded, somehow, in my DNA that I will always smell it and immediately get the urge to just vomit. Tropical soap, Jamaican me Crazy! |
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Finger Prince posted:Tropical soap, Jamaican me Crazy! Badman purveyor of Hawaiian shirts that are completely out of place in the Caribbean!!!!!!
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happy friday to those who celebrate this holiest of days (we be jumping down the friday hole)
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Holland Oates posted:Badman purveyor of Hawaiian shirts that are completely out of place in the Caribbean!!!!!! Thomas B. Hamas
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hide your business cards all over the office. like in books, taped to the underside of someone's mouse, inside a lamp, etc
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also congrats hamjobs I'm so glad you don't have to deal with this job anymore
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Finger Prince posted:My least favorite part of showering is drying off after. I wish there was like a Dyson hand dryer but for my whole body. Like that tube in blade runner that the exotic dancer uses. it's called running through the neighborhood nude as the news
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