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Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Green cables are mean

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
neon green so there's no chance he can take the show off the air lol

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rush's biggest problem is his manager keeps ethering people on twitter.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





I think he's friends with a bunch of wrestlers, on account of working closely with them and his general friendly personality. Also I suspect Billy Gunn Daddy rear end and the Acclaimed would like him a lot, seeing how he was the first to coin the term "Daddy rear end" iirc

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Danhausen is among the top merch movers in AEW because he blackmails the fanbase at large.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Mr. Squishy posted:

Danhausen is among the top merch movers in AEW because he blackmails the fanbase at large.

close, he's blackmailing tony to buy up all of his merch. which if you add in tony buying up all the tickets to shows, he is dangerously close to going bankrupt

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
He is blackmailing me to go to an aew show the next time it comes around

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
Tony had to sell his soul to Satan to get some more pops after he ran out. This is obviously sad news and a sad commentary on modern society

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Tony_Deppen/status/1622738722495029251

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/Kazeem/status/1622752865851699200

There's a lot wrong with this whole premise but I like just lazily pairing up the two famous Jewish wrestlers he can name

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008

Benne posted:

There's a lot wrong with this whole premise but I like just lazily pairing up the two famous Jewish wrestlers he can name

Put them with Barry Horowitz screaming about people being jobbers, please

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
The fact that wrestling fans in 2023 are still fixated on shoehorning wrestlers together based entirely on their ethnicity says a lot about wrestling in general

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
what is the swerve and hit row story, exactly? swerve seemed to indicate he didn't enjoy his time in WWE and was saddled with carrying this group that nobody likes without him there

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

what is the swerve and hit row story, exactly? swerve seemed to indicate he didn't enjoy his time in WWE and was saddled with carrying this group that nobody likes without him there

As far as I know he's only said positive things about Hit Row but themselves but was probably frustrated by the fact people keep acting like Hit Row was his idea when he was just kinda slapped together with them and keep harassing him to go back cause they refuse to accept he'd rather be doing other stuff in another company.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
Imagine not liking Danhausen

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/Kazeem/status/1622752865851699200

There's a lot wrong with this whole premise but I like just lazily pairing up the two famous Jewish wrestlers he can name

The absolute disrespect toward Swerve with this, lol

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Nativity In Black posted:

Imagine not liking Danhausen

I'd rather not, fellow goon; it sounds like a singularly joyless scenario

so many dour mother's children in the online community of wrestling fans, smh

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
hm i wonder what this guy's favorite wrestling company is https://twitter.com/ringerwrestling/status/1622924803328835586

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Fart Radio posted:

hm i wonder what this guy's favorite wrestling company is https://twitter.com/ringerwrestling/status/1622924803328835586

NOTE: THIS IS NOT REAL

also "Shunsuke"

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I hope when wwe gets sold the ringer deal ends so those guys can be paid less for their bad takes

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I'll do Young Bucks for Freakin.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I don't think Seth would work in AEW.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I think he could be one of the best wrestlers in the company. The promos, though. Oh man.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
*nasal nerd voice* My Name is Tyler Friggin BLACK and I'm here because my friend Marco Stunt needed some backup!

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Seth Rollins is the least cool person who has ever existed

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Seth would be a really good heel in AEW the way that Randy Orton could have been a really good heel in AEW

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Wouldn't trade either for the Bucks though, tbh

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Will vs Seth would be a site to behold because the match would be really good but the build would be the worst thing ever

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


If that was a trade in a video game they would force you into commissioner mode to put it through because it's so lopsided. New Japan gives up a guy of the future and the present for an old dude. Which would make sense if this was NOAH, but NJPW already phased out Tanahashi from the same dojo class lol. AEW lose 3 of their most important wrestlers and get the 2nd best wrestler in the world and Seth Rollins. WWE gives up a HHH favourite and a guy they have no real plans for for a tag when they will do nothing with because it's a Tag Team and Kenny Omega.

I spent too long thinking about this

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Remember when Seth Eollins fiance posted nudes on twitter that Seth had sent to his nazi mistress?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Lid posted:

Remember when Seth Eollins fiance posted nudes on twitter that Seth had sent to his nazi mistress?

Yeah, revenge porn is pretty hosed up

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Rarity posted:

Seth would be a really good heel in AEW the way that Randy Orton could have been a really good heel in AEW

The qualities that would make Seth an amazing AEW heel are also the qualities that mean he'll never leave WWE.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

A Fancy Hat posted:

The qualities that would make Seth an amazing AEW heel are also the qualities that mean he'll never leave WWE.

This is why he's being traded against his will for the Elite.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The most fitting person to write for Xero News

https://twitter.com/akamaxpower/status/1623069753974616064

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Feb 7, 2023

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

flashy_mcflash posted:

Wouldn't trade either for the Bucks though, tbh

Yeah why trade the Bucks for Seth when you could just pick up Jay White on the waiver wire?

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

The Bucks have less than a year on their contract though, you should get something valuable for them when you have a chance.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I wonder if Brad is like Vince Russo where he's just tolerable enough to catch a spouse who is the actual bread winner.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I love how these "Trades" are always like "Other Company gets 1 guy whose on the verge of retirement, WWE gets their entire main event scene"

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I'm so loving unbelievable tilted that there's gonna be a wrestling PPV in Detroit, in Ford Field, in Summer and it's not Forbidden Door or All Out but fuckmothering SummerSlam.

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