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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Good, gently caress all Floridians.

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I knew it would get good but I didn’t expect it so early.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

SeANMcBAY posted:

I knew it would get good but I didn’t expect it so early.

Let’s see what Ron Counter punches with. This could get ugly. And by ugly I mean beautiful as they burn each other to the ground.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He's not going to say anything he's gonna let Pam Keith Esq. and his press sec do the dirty twitter poo poo and he'll say "oh I'm not paying attention to that"

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



zoux posted:

He's not going to say anything he's gonna let Pam Keith Esq. and his press sec do the dirty twitter poo poo and he'll say "oh I'm not paying attention to that"

Yeah, maybe something vague like how well he did last November but he knows he can’t directly hit him. Eventually he would have to though.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think you're probably right but right now DeSantis secret power is letting his minions do the Trump style dirty poo poo that endeared him with MAGA nation for him while he ignores it

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I'm down for Florida to be cast in the sea but I don't know where 22 million people are gonna live. Youngstown, Ohio? I mean we've definitely got room for them somewhere.

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I'm down for Florida to be cast in the sea but I don't know where 22 million people are gonna live. Youngstown, Ohio? I mean we've definitely got room for them somewhere.

Why? The sea has plenty of room for them???

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Prof. Banks posted:

Why? The sea has plenty of room for them???

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.
I think there was a recent poll showing it was a chunk bigger than that.

https://www.thebulwark.com/exclusive-bulwark-poll-most-republicans-want-to-move-on-from-trump/

quote:

Across recent polling (including ours) showing Trump losing ground, he was holding on to anywhere from 28 to 38 percent of GOP voters.

...

For example, one question I was keen to answer with this poll is how many “Always Trumpers” would follow Trump if he lost the GOP primary and launched an independent bid for president.

And according to our poll, that 28 percent of Republican primary voters already locked in for Trump say they’ll support him even if he ran as an independent in the general election.

Twenty-eight percent!

V-Men fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Feb 8, 2023

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1617318621293813764?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's true
https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1617780748274257920

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/70sbachchan/status/1623134113157771265?s=46&t=T_i20rLFEs0ib52W3yp5NA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1623374276786065418

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/davemcnamee3000/status/1623533209068912642?s=46&t=izBYNtyoLBCeQXiyU1rCSQ

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


"When you're here, you can say it."

https://twitter.com/LindseyJCBA/status/1623152074987868161

Real psycho poo poo

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/thescottbarber/status/1623706680960905216?s=46&t=2tkstP-CNYo_7R4PZF1o5A

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

He lives in terror every moment of everyday.

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof


That poor man shot his own rear end off :(

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

That poor man shot his own rear end off :(

Why care about leg day when you've got guns like these? :freep:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Is that the 8-bit guy?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is that the 8-bit guy?

Lmao

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
That gun down his rear end in a top hat looks like a great way to arm someone standing directly behind him, like even a reasonable sized child

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
I don’t know how, but I totally missed the third rear end in a top hat gun in his pants Jesus Christ. And if there’s a gunshot you bet your rear end another “good guy with a gun” is gonna look at him first as the shooter.

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019
Are his pants just interacting weirdly with his lack of an arse ; or is the rear end gun one of those super long barreled ones, like the gag gun Joker kills the Batwing with in Tim Burton's Batman ?

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

poemdexter posted:

I don’t know how, but I totally missed the third rear end in a top hat gun in his pants Jesus Christ. And if there’s a gunshot you bet your rear end another “good guy with a gun” is gonna look at him first as the shooter.
I'd bet money on that he's hiding a holdout pistol in an ankle holster too. Guys like that imagine that they are going to get the real-life chance to act like the star of an action movie. Have to be prepared to pull out a hidden gun during the climax, when the smug bad guy thinks you are disarmed!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rebel Blob posted:

I'd bet money on that he's hiding a holdout pistol in an ankle holster too. Guys like that imagine that they are going to get the real-life chance to act like the star of an action movie. Have to be prepared to pull out a hidden gun during the climax, when the smug bad guy thinks you are disarmed!

Why wouldn't the smug bad guy shoot him in the head a coupla times instead of disarming him?

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why wouldn't the smug bad guy shoot him in the head a coupla times instead of disarming him?

Jesus Christ, it’s like you never even watched Die Hard.

I just imagine every single one of these morons assumes a Die Hard type situation occurring at every building they walk into, and spend most of their time in said building picturing the headline in the paper the next day proclaiming them the Great ‘MURICA Hero

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

GPTribefan posted:

Jesus Christ, it’s like you never even watched Die Hard.

I just imagine every single one of these morons assumes a Die Hard type situation occurring at every building they walk into, and spend most of their time in said building picturing the headline in the paper the next day proclaiming them the Great ‘MURICA Hero

This is what happens when you have no exposure to anything outside your white suburban life. From watching the news, and occasionally interacting with people who have been outside your bland experience bubble, you are however aware that things exist outside the HOA, strip malls, and your job. However, changing your routine or trying new things is an alien and terrifying thought, so instead you extrapolate from what you are comfortable with interacting with. Movies and TV are how you come to know the broader world. You know they're fiction, but you lack any reference or rational curiosity with which to properly contextualize them. None of the conclusions you make are contradicted or questioned in your daily life, so you'll never consider otherwise until it's far too late.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Rebel Blob posted:

I'd bet money on that he's hiding a holdout pistol in an ankle holster too. Guys like that imagine that they are going to get the real-life chance to act like the star of an action movie. Have to be prepared to pull out a hidden gun during the climax, when the smug bad guy thinks you are disarmed!

That'd be his drop gun.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I used to work with a guy that carried all the time. We worked in a print shop so I'm not sure what he was protecting us from, plus the guys was a real rear end in a top hat. He balked at me when I asked him what he was so afraid of after he told us about carrying his gun into a movie theater. Often, he would to do something with a big bag of shell cases at lunch time in the break room. Recycling them or some poo poo? I'm not sure but it seemed performative.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

BiggerBoat posted:

I used to work with a guy that carried all the time. We worked in a print shop so I'm not sure what he was protecting us from, plus the guys was a real rear end in a top hat. He balked at me when I asked him what he was so afraid of after he told us about carrying his gun into a movie theater. Often, he would to do something with a big bag of shell cases at lunch time in the break room. Recycling them or some poo poo? I'm not sure but it seemed performative.

For further information on this phenomenon, consult the published works of Sigmund Freud.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1625556034189201414

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1625556104460509185

Note: he's the guy in black in the center, not the more famous yelling undershave guy.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Yeah, rip

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Von Nukem? His name was Von loving NUKEM!??

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He changed it to that, which should tell you enough.

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