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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Americans getting bigger means we need bigger cars

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Decent bit on that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzosDKcXQ0I&t=443s

e: Oh jesus she speaks slow, definitely watch on 2x speed. (I always do, for some reason Youtube has switched back to 1x speed.)

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 14:00 on Feb 10, 2023

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/VancouverSun/status/1622825516171665408

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Well I guess he wasn't scared of needles

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Fent comes in every form these days, especially the one a user least suspects.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Odds on fentanyl being the new miracle COVID cure?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The MSJ posted:

Odds on fentanyl being the new miracle COVID cure?

I mean technically he can't die from covid now.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

What scares me is I remember the joose thread talking about how long it takes for phenazepam to kick in, how much fuckin joose was in that cheesecake that she felt it promptly??

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


wasn't there another story recently about a women finding a lookalike and murdering her to fake her own death?

E: yep
https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Bloody hell; I just assumed it was the same case and I wasn't remembering the details correctly.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'd just like to offer a quick tip before this poo poo happens again:
it's probably a lot harder to get away with a murder on top of faking your own death.

murder, not even once.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




Not a headline directly, but still what a ride.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Well I guess he wasn't scared of needles

the lovely thing about fentanyl these days is that everything gets cut with it. there's a problem with teens who start experimenting with pills, which was a typical gateway activity back in my day and one which is only moderately risky. except now the counterfeit pills get cut with an unknown quantity of fentanyl so some of the pills are just an immediate overdose and you won't know until you drop dead in your bedroom for your parents to discover the next day. drug overdose deaths in the united states have doubled since 2015, and its all because of fentanyl

there's a similar problem with synthetic weed analogues exploding in usage, and being potentially risky, except pretty much none of the enforcement attention is focused on synthetic weed and delta-N derivatives because nobody's dying from that, so it isn't an immediate crisis. meanwhile fentanyl is picking off dozens of people every day

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H12SMAiCexw

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


this was probably the wrong thread to post that but I am entertained.

Weird news headlines: but is it cake?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1623068716643545105

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/DefectorMedia/status/1624064492182069252

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zil posted:

I mean technically he can't die from covid now.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Zil posted:



Not a headline directly, but still what a ride.

This has got me very curious about how much audio-only egg-laying media exists out there. Not curious enough to google it, mind, but curious nonetheless.

e: also not curious enough to think too hard about what audio-only egg-laying media would even entail.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Feb 11, 2023

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Caution: the strong magnetic field does not respect your "second amendment rights" and is not impressed by your pistol.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I fell into its trap, but the secret weird thing about that headline is that it's not a US news story

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

The latest Boonta Vista ep has quite a bit of detail about this bizarre case.

He was looking for mermaids at the edge of the flat earth.

Goonies fish capsized boat guy details start at 46:30min
(Link goes straight to the mp3 file)
http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1443142018-boontavista-episode-283-dying-to-get-laid-at-the-goonies-house-feat-max-lavergne.mp3

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

I fell into its trap, but the secret weird thing about that headline is that it's not a US news story

The contagion has broken quarantine. God help us all

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Guns don't kill people; people MRI scanners kill people

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Captain Hygiene posted:

I fell into its trap, but the secret weird thing about that headline is that it's not a US news story
Brazilian gun deaths

oh no, how much is a brazillion??

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
It's super irresponsible to allow someone with a gun into an MRI room at all and it's insanely lucky that the only person that died is the gun toting lawyer.

I know they're saying they did their usual "do you have any metal on you" questions but uh you really need to go past that and at the very least add "because if you do it will fly across the room even if it's very secure to your body, and if you've done metal working and might have microscopic metal shavings in your eyeballs you might also lose them in a very painful way."

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/maxwellstrachan/status/1623690102705618945

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Sweet, I say, as I help my wife carry the smart TV she bought for a quarter retail price from a closed fast food place.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Weird swerve for the Thumb Wars franchise, but I'm glad they're back nonetheless

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Sweet, I say, as I help my wife carry the smart TV she bought for a quarter retail price from a closed fast food place.

Lol at seeing a burnt-in combo price on yr movies

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GuardianTravel/status/1624124430573256704

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




This may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm not in favor of humans pooping on the beach. Going to the unspoiled wilderness and spoiling it.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Time is a flat circle, a webcomic had a joke about a guy getting a big office chair cheap from a bankrupt dotcom startup

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wish office culture really was dying instead of shrinking.
I'd pay good money to watch middle management stalking each other through the cubicles in competition for dwindling resources and corporate privileges.

Get Mike Judge on this.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
We are the borg.
Abstinence is futile.
You will be inebriated

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1624589378470248448

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Vodka diluted with lovely energy drink? I feel like this is not anything new.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
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