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mawarannahr posted:.llɘw ƨɒ ƨqυ-ʞɔɒd noollɒd ɘmoƨ bliυd oɈ .Ƨ.U ɘʜɈ ɿoʇ Ɉɿɒmƨ ɘd Ɉʜϱim Ɉi ,mɒɿϱoɿq ƨnoqɒɘw ɘɈillɘɈɒƨ-iɈnɒ ɘviƨnɘɈxɘ ƨ’ɒniʜƆ nɘviϱ ,ɈɒʜɈ biɒƨ mɘʜɈ ʇo ɘnO .ɘldiƨυɒlq γɿɘv ƨi noiɈɒnɒlqxɘ ɘʜɈ ɘm bloɈ ,ɘυɿɈ ƨi ƨiʜɈ ɿɘʜɈɘʜw ɘϱbɘlwonʞ Ɉɔɘɿib on ɘvɒʜ γɘʜɈ ϱniγɒƨ ɘliʜw ,ƨlɒiɔiʇʇo ɘɔnɘϱillɘɈni .Ƨ.U ɿoinɘƨ ɿɘmɿoʇ owT .ƨɘɈillɘɈɒƨ ϱniɈidɿo-ɘɔɒqƨ ɿiɘʜɈ ɘldɒƨib ɘƨiwɿɘʜɈo ɿo ,bnild ,nwob Ɉooʜƨ blυow .Ƨ.U ɘʜɈ Ɉɔɘqƨυƨ γɘʜɈ ʜɔiʜw ϱniɿυb ,ɿɒw ʇo ɘƨɒɔ ni ɘɔnɘϱillɘɈni ʇo ɘɔɿυoƨ qυ-ʞɔɒd ɒ ƨɒ ϱnioϱ mɒɿϱoɿq noollɒd-γqƨ ɿiɘʜɈ Ɉqɘʞ ɘvɒʜ ɘƨɘniʜƆ ɘʜɈ ɘvɘilɘd ƨlɒiɔiʇʇo .Ƨ.U ɈɒʜɈ ɘɈoɿw oƨlɒ ɿɘmmɘɿઘ ,ɿɘvɘwoH Иош тħат шэ’ѵэ сацgħт оп тħат Сħіпа ħаѕ бээп ѕэпԁіпg ѕру баӏӏоопѕ оѵэг Ц.S. тэггітогу аӏопg тħэ оцтэг эԁgэ оf тħэ атмоѕрħэгэ, шэ’гэ ѕħоотіпg ԁошп эѵэгутħіпg тħат’ѕ fӏуіпg ат гоцgħӏу тħэ ѕамэ аӏтітцԁэ апԁ ӏоокѕ эѵэп ѵаgцэӏу ӏікэ іт міgħт бэ апотħэг Сħіпэѕэ ѕру баӏӏооп—fоцг ѕцсħ тħіпgѕ, аѕ оf тħіѕ шгітіпg, іп а ӏіттӏэ могэ тħап а шээк. Мапу муѕтэгіэѕ гэмаіп (пот ӏэаѕт тħэ патцгэ апԁ ѕоцгсэ оf тħэ ӏаѕт тħгээ оf тħоѕэ fоцг ѕħот-ԁошп објэстѕ), бцт а fэш тħіпgѕ ѕээм сӏэаг ог ат ӏэаѕт, ѵэгу ӏікэӏу. Fігѕт, тħэ Сħіпэѕэ ħаѵэ ргобабӏу бээп ԁоіпg тħіѕ fог qцітэ а шħіӏэ. Тħэ гэаѕоп Ц.S. гаԁагѕ шэгэп’т ѕээіпg баӏӏоопѕ ог апутħіпg ӏікэ баӏӏоопѕ бэfогэ, апԁ агэ пош ѕээіпg а ӏот оf тħэм, іѕ тħат, цптіӏ тħіѕ моптħ, тħэ гаԁаг орэгатогѕ шэгэп’т ӏоокіпg fог тħэм. Мапу рэорӏэ аѕѕцмэ тħат Ц.S. міӏітагу-іптэӏӏіgэпсэ gэаг ріскѕ цр эѵэгутħіпg fӏуіпg тħгоцgħ оцг аігѕрасэ, бцт тħіѕ іѕп’т тгцэ—апԁ тħіѕ fаст іѕ пот пэсэѕѕагіӏу а ѕіgп оf іпсомрэтэпсэ. Тħоцѕапԁѕ оf објэстѕ агэ раѕѕіпg тħгоцgħ тħэ ӏошэг гэgіопѕ оf оцтэг ѕрасэ абоѵэ Дмэгісап ѕкіэѕ—мэтэогѕ, ргіѵатэ ѕатэӏӏітэѕ, ѵагіоцѕ ԁэбгіѕ—апԁ іf тħэ Иогтħ Дмэгісап Dэfэпѕэ Соммапԁ (ИОЯДD) тгаскэԁ аӏӏ оf тħэм, ітѕ оffісэгѕ шоцӏԁ бэ оѵэгшħэӏмэԁ, рэгħарѕ то тħэ роіпт оf такіпg тħэіг эуэѕ оff тħэ тгцӏу рӏацѕібӏэ ԁапgэгѕ. Sо, тħэу ѕэт “fіӏтэгѕ” оп тħэіг ѕсаппіпg гаԁаг то ӏоок оцт fог објэстѕ оf сэгтаіп ѕħарэѕ ат сэгтаіп аӏтітцԁэѕ апԁ ѕрээԁѕ. Баӏӏоопѕ fӏоатіпg аӏопg ат а ѕмаӏӏ fгастіоп оf тħэ ѕрээԁ оf ѕоцпԁ ԁоп’т fіт тħэ аӏgогітħм. “Шэ тэпԁ то міггог-імаgэ шħэп шэ ӏоок ат тħгэатѕ, ѕо шэ агэ бӏіпԁэԁ бу оцг ошп тэсħпоӏоgу,” а fогмэг Рэптаgоп оffісіаӏ апԁ аэгоѕрасэ эхэсцтіѵэ тоӏԁ мэ. Тħэ Ц.S. міӏітагу тħгэатэпѕ fогэіgп аԁѵэгѕагіэѕ маіпӏу шітħ міѕѕіӏэѕ апԁ аігсгаfт, ѕо тħоѕэ агэ тħэ кіпԁѕ оf тħгэатѕ оцг эагӏу-шагпіпg ѕэпѕогѕ агэ ргоgгаммэԁ то ӏоок fог. (Іf а Сħіпэѕэ аігрӏапэ ħаԁ fӏошп асгоѕѕ Дмэгісап богԁэгѕ, Ц.S. јэт fіgħтэгѕ шоцӏԁ ħаѵэ сопfгоптэԁ іт—эѕсогтіпg іт оцт оf оцг аігѕрасэ ог ԁошп то ап аігfіэӏԁ, ог такэп ԁэаԁӏіэг астіоп, іf пэсэѕѕагу—шітħіп міпцтэѕ.) Дfтэг тħэ ѕіgħтіпg ӏаѕт шээк оf тħэ објэст оѵэг Дӏаѕка, Моптапа, апԁ роіптѕ шэѕт, шħісħ шаѕ fоӏӏошэԁ бу сӏэаг эѵіԁэпсэ тħат іт шаѕ а ѕру баӏӏооп (пот а шэатħэг баӏӏооп, аѕ Сħіпэѕэ ѕрокэѕмэп іпітіаӏӏу сӏаімэԁ), ИОЯДD гэ-ѕэт ітѕ fіӏтэгѕ то іпсӏцԁэ тħэ тэӏӏтаӏэ ѕіgпѕ оf ѕру баӏӏоопѕ—маіпӏу тħэіг ѕрээԁ, ѕħарэ, апԁ аӏтітцԁэ. Дѕ а гэѕцӏт, ѕэпѕогѕ ħаѵэ ѕтагтэԁ ѕээіпg ѕіміӏаг ітэмѕ апԁ аӏэгтіпg тħэіг соммапԁэгѕ, шħо іп тцгп ħаѵэ аӏэгтэԁ тħэ соммапԁэг-іп-сħіэf, Ргэѕіԁэпт Біԁэп. Д гэтгоастіѵэ апаӏуѕіѕ оf тħэ мапу ЦFОѕ іп гэсэпт уэагѕ тħат ħаѵэ бээп ѕроттэԁ, бцт gопэ цпэхрӏаіпэԁ, шіӏӏ ргобабӏу сопсӏцԁэ тħат моѕт іf пот аӏӏ оf тħэм шэгэ ѕру сгаfт оf опэ ѕогт ог апотħэг. Дт тħэ ѕамэ тімэ, ап апаӏуѕіѕ іп тħэ соміпg шээкѕ оf тħэ тħгээ моѕт гэсэпт ѕħоотԁошпѕ міgħт іпԁісатэ тħат тħэу шэгэп’т ѕру баӏӏоопѕ ат аӏӏ; тħэу міgħт ħаѵэ јцѕт бээп ѕрасэ јцпк. ИОЯДD міgħт ħаѵэ гэ-ѕэт ітѕ fіӏтэгѕ а біт тоо бгоаԁӏу. Sтіӏӏ, іт іѕ тэӏӏіпg тħат, аѕ могэ ħаѕ бээп ӏэагпэԁ апԁ гэѵэаӏэԁ абоцт тħэ fігѕт баӏӏооп ѕħот ԁошп, gоѵэгпмэпт ѕрокэѕмэп іп Бэіјіпg ħаѵэ сħапgэԁ тħэіг соѵэг ѕтогу. Fігѕт, тħэу ԁэпіэԁ іт шаѕ Сħіпа’ѕ. Тħэп тħэу ѕаіԁ іт шаѕ а шэатħэг баӏӏооп gопэ аѕтгау. Иош тħэу ѕау Сħіпа ħаѕ ѕэпт fаг fэшэг ѕру баӏӏоопѕ оѵэг тħэ Ц.S. тħап тħэ Ц.S. ħаѕ ѕэпт оѵэг Сħіпа—аѕ сӏоѕэ то ап аԁміѕѕіоп тħат Сħіпа ħаѕ сгоѕѕэԁ Дмэгісап богԁэгѕ шітħ ѕру баӏӏоопѕ аѕ шэ шіӏӏ ргобабӏу gэт. Тħэіг сӏаім тħат шэ ԁо тħэ ѕамэ, ħошэѵэг, іѕ ħіgħӏу імрӏацѕібӏэ. Баск іп тħэ 1940ѕ апԁ ’50ѕ, тħэ Цпітэԁ Sтатэѕ ԁіԁ ѕэпԁ ѕру баӏӏоопѕ оѵэг тħэ Sоѵіэт Цпіоп апԁ Сħіпа то gӏэап іпfогматіоп абоцт тħоѕэ соцптгіэѕ’ міӏітагу ргоgгамѕ ог то тгіск тħэіг аіг-ԁэfэпѕэ сгэшѕ іпто тцгпіпg оп тħэіг гаԁагѕ, іп огԁэг то gацgэ тħэіг сарабіӏітіэѕ. Бцт опсэ шэ бціӏт апԁ ԁэрӏоуэԁ ѕру рӏапэѕ, апԁ тħэп ѕру ѕатэӏӏітэѕ, шэ абапԁопэԁ баӏӏоопѕ. “Оцг міӏітагу іѕ кээп оп аԁѵапсэԁ тэсħпоӏоgу,” тħэ аэгоѕрасэ эхэсцтіѵэ тоӏԁ мэ. “Опсэ шэ шэпт іпто ѕрасэ, шэ пэѵэг ӏоокэԁ баск.” (Шħат моԁэгп Дмэгісап gэпэгаӏ ог аԁмігаӏ шоцӏԁ шапт то бэ соммапԁэг оf тħэ баӏӏооп fӏээт?) Тħэ Сħіпэѕэ, оѵэг тħэ ԁэсаԁэѕ, ħаѵэ аӏѕо аԁѵапсэԁ fгом баӏӏоопѕ то ѕру рӏапэѕ апԁ ѕру ѕатэӏӏітэѕ, бцт—рэгħарѕ fог ѕомэ ѕтгатэgіс рцгроѕэ, рэгħарѕ ԁцэ то бцгэацсгатіс саӏсіfісатіоп—тħэу кээр тħэ оӏԁ ѕтцff агоцпԁ тоо. Іап Бгэммэг, ргэѕіԁэпт оf тħэ Зцгаѕіа Gгоцр, шготэ іп ħіѕ пэшѕӏэттэг fог сӏіэптѕ оп Мопԁау тħат Ц.S. іптэгсэртѕ оf Сħіпэѕэ соммцпісатіопѕ іпԁісатэ тħат Ргэѕіԁэпт Хі Јіпріпg ԁіԁп’т эѵэп кпош, цптіӏ ӏаѕт шээк, тħат Сħіпа шаѕ ѕэпԁіпg ѕру баӏӏоопѕ асгоѕѕ тħэ эптігэ ѕрап оf Иогтħ Дмэгіса. Тħіѕ боӏѕтэгѕ тħэ іԁэа тħат бцгэацсгатіс роӏітісѕ шаѕ гэѕропѕібӏэ fог тħэ іптгцѕіоп. Ношэѵэг, Бгэммэг аӏѕо шготэ тħат Ц.S. оffісіаӏѕ бэӏіэѵэ тħэ Сħіпэѕэ ħаѵэ кэрт тħэіг ѕру-баӏӏооп ргоgгам gоіпg аѕ а баск-цр ѕоцгсэ оf іптэӏӏіgэпсэ іп саѕэ оf шаг, ԁцгіпg шħісħ тħэу ѕцѕрэст тħэ Ц.S. шоцӏԁ ѕħоот ԁошп, бӏіпԁ, ог отħэгшіѕэ ԁіѕабӏэ тħэіг ѕрасэ-огбітіпg ѕатэӏӏітэѕ. Тшо fогмэг ѕэпіог Ц.S. іптэӏӏіgэпсэ оffісіаӏѕ, шħіӏэ ѕауіпg тħэу ħаѵэ по ԁігэст кпошӏэԁgэ шħэтħэг тħіѕ іѕ тгцэ, тоӏԁ мэ тħэ эхрӏапатіоп іѕ ѵэгу рӏацѕібӏэ. Опэ оf тħэм ѕаіԁ тħат, gіѵэп Сħіпа’ѕ эхтэпѕіѵэ апті-ѕатэӏӏітэ шэаропѕ ргоgгам, іт міgħт бэ ѕмагт fог тħэ Ц.S. то бціӏԁ ѕомэ баӏӏооп баск-црѕ аѕ шэӏӏ.
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https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/1625532492085186561
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 17:29 |
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 17:38 |
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Whoa, no poo poo?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 18:03 |
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chinese genocide namedrop in nikki's announcement ad https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1625461899218280448
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 18:15 |
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COBRA Gold is back losers US to send most troops in a decade to join Cobra Gold 2023 www.rfa.org posted:The U.S. will deploy over 6,000 personnel in the Cobra Gold Exercise 2023 in Thailand, the largest number in a decade, as the two long-standing allies celebrate the 190th anniversary of diplomatic ties, U.S. and Thai officials said Tuesday.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 18:39 |
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cobra gold sounds like an off-brand energy drink
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 18:56 |
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yellowcar posted:cobra gold sounds like an off-brand energy drink cobra gold is the name of the radar on top of trump tower
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 19:06 |
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Cobra Gold (new subscribers) $20 (50% off) Cobra Gold is a live TV streaming service featuring live and on-demand TV channels like ESPN, CNN, Fox, NBC, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, and more.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 19:11 |
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I thought it was a condom brand but then I remembered they were unfortunately talking about the US military.
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stephenthinkpad posted:Cobra Gold (new subscribers) when you get caught cheating during the war game.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:03 |
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cobra gold is 100% a gas station dick pill
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:18 |
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my god, it is an energy drink e: https://www.facebook.com/CobraGoldDrink/ lmao
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:45 |
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yellowcar posted:my god, it is an energy drink lmao lmao
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:55 |
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the lols keep rolling on this fine & horny day The Thrill Is Gone For Valentine's Day In Taliban-Controlled Kabul www.rferl.org posted:St. Valentine had a difficult time finding love in Afghanistan, but his namesake holiday quickly rose in popularity after the fall of the Taliban regime in 2001.
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yellowcar posted:my god, it is an energy drink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 21:30 |
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Laugh out loud! I was going ask did Steven Seagel lent his face out for a deep fake commercial no he actual got off his rear end to make a commercial. Lighting bolt! Also, comments are turn off baby.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 21:45 |
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KomradeX posted:Doesn't Taiwan claim space over the mainland as theirs? An ADIZ isn't a territorial claim, it's just an area a country monitors. Taiwan doesn't report flights through the part of the ADIZ that is over the mainland.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 22:09 |
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By sending the first spy balloon china is actually responsible for every single aircraft shot down after and the international community must condemn this aggression. It's no different to how if you commit a crime and the cops accidentally shoot someone while stopping you, you created the situation and must answer for it
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 22:55 |
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mawarannahr posted:the lols keep rolling on this fine & horny day taliban ftw
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 00:37 |
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https://youtu.be/ritZxM_uejA
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:02 |
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It's benign! Don't let it get away! Break it's legs!
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0oh0kLG1xY
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:52 |
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Some Guy TT posted:Now that we’ve caught on that China has been sending spy balloons over U.S. territory along the outer edge of the atmosphere, we’re shooting down everything that’s flying at roughly the same altitude and looks even vaguely like it might be another Chinese spy balloon—four such things, as of this writing, in a little more than a week. been saying this
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In Training posted:Hadn't heard about this thanks for the tip. This is the good poo poo man, if even cspammers haven't seen the hersh story, the media blackout must be massive
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 02:43 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:taliban ftw More and more people are saying
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 03:09 |
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Cobra Gold is Cobra Commander's latest scheme to destabilise the financial markets by reviving the gold standard with the aid of a giant ray gun that turns things into gold, but can be reversed through the application of... I dunno, something stupid.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 03:23 |
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turns out its fiat currency!
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 03:59 |
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lol that the name of the military exercise sounds like a type of cigarette that smokers avoid also, from last year: https://www.thaipbsworld.com/cobra-gold-2022-scaled-down-and-no-cobra-sacrifices/ quote:Unlike heavy-year exercises, there will be no live-fire drills, amphibious landings or aggressive/cruel actions like killing snakes and drinking their warm blood as part of survival training.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 04:16 |
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Prices to rise in Japan on over 10,000 food items over higher costs That doesn't sound good
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 04:18 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Cobra Gold is Cobra Commander's latest scheme to destabilise the financial markets by reviving the gold standard with the aid of a giant ray gun that turns things into gold, but can be reversed through the application of... I dunno, something stupid. Not long before Cobra Commander has a shmelting accident
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 04:19 |
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KomradeX posted:Prices to rise in Japan on over 10,000 food items over higher costs trade deficit in this jan is up 81% yoy and they are only 36% self sufficient in agriculture
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 05:32 |
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three years later an entire generation's workforce lost to suicide following the great manga collapse. a butterfly flaps its wings
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 05:37 |
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Buck Wildman posted:three years later an entire generation's workforce lost to suicide following the great manga collapse. a butterfly flaps its wings "is there a problem with a median hourly wage of US$4?" "yes, it means we aren't taxing the population enough to expand the military nobody needs"
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 05:50 |
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https://twitter.com/Jingjing_Li/status/1625704325765816320 Is the Chinese government using the American bombing of the Nordstream pipeline and Chernobyl-ing Ohio to distract attention away from their dastardly balloon spying scandal?
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 07:24 |
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Throatwarbler posted:https://twitter.com/Jingjing_Li/status/1625704325765816320 bloomberg has put out a couple articles about this in the last couple days but i can't find this interview
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 07:33 |
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Throatwarbler posted:https://twitter.com/Jingjing_Li/status/1625704325765816320 pretty sure they don't need to since neither are getting any mainstream coverage
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 07:47 |
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HiroProtagonist posted:pretty sure they don't need to since neither are getting any mainstream coverage nobody watches mainstream coverage
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Centrist Committee posted:nobody watches mainstream coverage is china covering up mainstream news???
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what’s the actual official story on nordstream? i imagine it’s that Russia did it but is there like a coherent explanation for why they’d do it
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 08:29 |