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Please, Jarred Costco is my Father. I'm Pesto Costco
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Apparently there is a part of TikTok that is Costco Food Court TikTok and I've ended up there. Immediately thought of this thread.
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Feb 15, 2023 04:57
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yeah they bitchin about the onions too
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Feb 15, 2023 05:22
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I feel bad, I yelled at church gas today. Two guys decided to idly chat for five minutes in the middle lane of the gas pumps. They were both confused why someone would yell at them for holding up a dozen people just trying to get gas on their lunch break. I should have just honked. Please forgive me Costco gods.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:11
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Laterite posted:Costco Pestoman Decent username potential
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Feb 15, 2023 06:12
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:I feel bad, I yelled at church gas today. Two guys decided to idly chat for five minutes in the middle lane of the gas pumps. They were both confused why someone would yell at them for holding up a dozen people just trying to get gas on their lunch break. gently caress those losers. good job.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:19
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:I feel bad, I yelled at church gas today. Two guys decided to idly chat for five minutes in the middle lane of the gas pumps. They were both confused why someone would yell at them for holding up a dozen people just trying to get gas on their lunch break. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. You might have inspired me enough to go to Costco tomorrow and pick a fight with an old lady that leaves her cart in the middle of the aisle.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:47
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ShowTime posted:Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. You might have inspired me enough to go to Costco tomorrow and pick a fight with an old lady that leaves her cart in the middle of the aisle. Get a bullhorn and direct traffic in the parking lot.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:53
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Get a bullhorn and direct traffic in the parking lot. There's technically no law against using an airhorn on the old lady blocking the aisle.
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Feb 15, 2023 07:34
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It's amazing how loving slow so many people are when getting gas. I'm routinely in and out before the person who was already filling up takes the nozzle out. I once got stuck behind some lunatic who wiped every single thing they touched with individual wipes. Open the car: wipe the inside handle first Pull out your membership card: wipe it Scan your card: wipe it Open your gas door: wipe the gas cap etc etc Absolutely unhinged and outright heretical behavior at the font.
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Feb 15, 2023 17:05
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sieve jorbs posted:It's amazing how loving slow so many people are when getting gas. I'm routinely in and out before the person who was already filling up takes the nozzle out. That person is begging to be hosed with. It would be very easy.
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Feb 15, 2023 19:07
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sieve jorbs posted:It's amazing how loving slow so many people are when getting gas. I'm routinely in and out before the person who was already filling up takes the nozzle out. 
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Feb 15, 2023 19:12
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Some people do really have a sort of Covid PTSD and I feel for em.
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Feb 15, 2023 19:16
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sieve jorbs posted:It's amazing how loving slow so many people are when getting gas. I'm routinely in and out before the person who was already filling up takes the nozzle out. Spray em down with gas next time. That'll speed them up
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Feb 15, 2023 19:16
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Propaganda Hour posted:Spray em down with gas next time. That'll speed them up I think this might be considered assault
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Feb 15, 2023 19:19
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Propaganda Hour posted:Spray em down with gas next time. That'll speed them up Drenched with a lifetime supply of gasoline. They'll never have to get gas again.
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Feb 15, 2023 19:21
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The ones that annoy me the most are the people who don't move up to the front pump when it opens. They just sit in their car staring at their phone or staring straight ahead slack jawed. I don't even bother to honk, I just scoot around them and take the open pump. You snooze you lose dipshit
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Feb 15, 2023 19:26
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Costco update: pesto still good, cheese stick tasty, applesauce was good Praise Costco for this bountiful work lunch
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Feb 15, 2023 19:57
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Oh, right, most of you live in uncivilized places where you have to pump your own gas. In Oregon you pull up to the pumps and an attendant does the actual gas pumping part for you. Reduces the kind of dipshittery described above quite a lot.
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Feb 15, 2023 20:47
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It's cute when New Jersey and Oregoons get proud of the fact they don't know how to operate a gas pump
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Feb 15, 2023 21:11
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Soul Dentist posted:It's cute when New Jersey and Oregoons get proud of the fact they don't know how to operate a gas pump I wonder if they're gonna have someone to plug in EVs at fast charging stations. This would be kind of cool if it's done charging, and they could move my car before I'm done eating or whatever.
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Feb 15, 2023 21:22
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But if I can't pump my own gas how can I watch gas station TV?
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Feb 15, 2023 21:42
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Oh, right, most of you live in uncivilized places where you have to pump your own gas. In Oregon you pull up to the pumps and an attendant does the actual gas pumping part for you. Reduces the kind of dipshittery described above quite a lot. This obviously does not apply to Costco (praise be unto Costco), but in practice this means that the one elderly attendant that is operating all sixteen pumps takes a half-hour to pump your gas. Here’s looking at you, Teal Boulevard Safeway Fuel Station in Beaverton, Oregon.
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Feb 15, 2023 21:43
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Costco members enjoy great values, and therefore should make the switch to EVs.
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Feb 15, 2023 21:49
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Wayne Knight posted:Costco members enjoy great values, and therefore should make the switch to EVs. How about a switch to gas operators instead? You fuel my 14mpg truck while I sit in it and eat a $1.50 hot dog, $3.00 pizza slice in peace, while sipping that cold, delicious Pepsi product. EV can go gently caress themselves. They aren't eating at MY food court anyway.
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Feb 15, 2023 21:54
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Soul Dentist posted:It's cute when New Jersey and Oregoons get proud of the fact they don't know how to operate a gas pump As an Oregonian who has lived elsewhere, I loving hate it. It's especially awkward on a motorcycle.
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Feb 15, 2023 21:56
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Sloppy posted:It's especially awkward on a motorcycle. Do you make eye contact when he puts it in?
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Feb 15, 2023 21:59
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ShowTime posted:How about a switch to gas operators instead? You fuel my 14mpg truck while I sit in it and eat a $1.50 hot dog, $3.00 pizza slice in peace, while sipping that cold, delicious Pepsi product. EV can go gently caress themselves. They aren't eating at MY food court anyway. My car gets fueled while I sleep and saves me money I can spend on additional hot dogs and pizza slices.
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Feb 15, 2023 22:07
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This person puts hard working Oregonians and New Jerseyites out of work all for the price of hot dogs and pizza.
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Feb 15, 2023 22:11
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Blue Moonlight posted:This obviously does not apply to Costco (praise be unto Costco), but in practice this means that the one elderly attendant that is operating all sixteen pumps takes a half-hour to pump your gas. I think it's all Safeway gas stations. Because they horrifically understaff them. And Costco is great, because if you do want to expedite the process, you can swipe your Costco card and credit card before the attendant gets to you, at least the Eugene Costco was always chill about that, I guess maybe elsewhere it's different
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Feb 16, 2023 03:59
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People itt twisting themselves into knots trying to validate the stupidest system of fueling an automobile
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Feb 16, 2023 04:07
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Soul Dentist posted:People itt twisting themselves into knots trying to validate the stupidest system of fueling an automobile I see this is your first time on the forums.
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Feb 16, 2023 04:09
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I take public transit to church  I self-checkout, load up my backpack then breeze on past the line at the door checkers since they don't seem to recognize you as a shopper if you're not pushing a cart. I'm usually in and out in under 10 minutes, and that's if I browse a little.Tried the yakisoba chicken kit yesterday, pretty tasty and easy to put together if not a little bland, though some crispy garlic chili oil fixed that. Big fan of the peanut butter filled pretzels, dried apricots and coastal cheddar brick; have yet to grab a rotisserie chicken cause I need a separate bag for that due to the potential for juice leakage. Some day they will be mine though... The chicken bake is overrated, sounds like it used to be better? I skip it and pack my pockets with dogs for the ride home.
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Feb 16, 2023 04:57
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bizwank posted:I take public transit to church Oh they sure as poo poo recognize you if you're just carrying everything in your hands or in one of their free cardboard boxes and you don't have a cart. Which is like, give me a break I can't hold all these limes while you pretend to read my receipt.
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Feb 16, 2023 06:17
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Do you tip the gas pumper?
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Feb 16, 2023 06:33
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SirPablo posted:Do you tip the gas pumper? No, but I avoid full service pumps whenever possible. There are a couple towns in MA which mandate them and frankly it's not my problem when I'm forced to work there.
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Feb 16, 2023 07:51
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bizwank posted:The chicken bake is overrated, sounds like it used to be better? I skip it and pack my pockets with dogs for the ride home.
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Feb 16, 2023 09:15
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Pesto and Italian sausages from Costco tossed with some spaghetti is a pretty solid meal that beats a lot of restaurant pastas i've had, also goes really well with most of the fresh pastas that are usually next to the Pesto.
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Feb 16, 2023 09:15
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I'm in Oregon, if they're taking too long because they're understaffed I just pump the gas myself. Never gotten any poo poo for it.
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Feb 16, 2023 17:41
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sexy tiger boobs posted:I'm in Oregon, if they're taking too long because they're understaffed I just pump the gas myself. Never gotten any poo poo for it. I am very tempted to probe you for this. Unless it is one of the rural areas with some level of exemption from the usual ban on self-service or at a commercial refueling station, you are a reprobate. Also, I'm not 100% sure but you could get the attendants in trouble doing this kind of thing.
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