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Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Bird in a Blender posted:

Nobody even uses Meta and now he wants to charge for it?

Misread that as metaverse, but still, who the gently caress is going to start paying for Facebook?

If it takes away blue checks on instagram a good amount of folks I’d imagine.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Neil Armbong posted:

Lol. I can’t imagine what their twilio bill is. I know what my company’s is and paying for short codes and ensured delivery is not cheap.

I assume it's ~$60 million.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Neil Armbong posted:

If it takes away blue checks on instagram a good amount of folks I’d imagine.

idk, Facebook is still pretty big in some regions, right?

But yeah, I imagine IG is the target demo

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Oh good, at last my 10 IG followers can be assured I am who I say I am

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Are we sure Hulk Hogan is not a suspect?

T-Square
May 14, 2009



Found a dang ol dog today! We drove around with him in the car after he hopped right in (he was playing in four lane traffic by my house) and we drove around the neighborhood for 20 minutes looking for people that might be looking for him. He was cool and chill until we took him to a humane society and he saw another dog and started freaking out which wasn’t very kind. Anyway, he’s in dog jail now because he didn’t have any tags on him, hopefully he’s microchipped and the place we dropped him off at can find his peoples.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Since Disco Elysium was just being discussed - it's currently $9.99 on GOG

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

My theme for this weekend was taxes. Yesterday I finally watched Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Today, I did my taxes.

My own taxes were not really exciting, but the movie was fantastic. Mad at myself it took my this long to see it.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I got my tax refund yesterday and treated myself to some delivery. It was really dumb that I got a higher tax return this year because of my retention bonus and the fact that I take no deductions after three years of owing taxes due to putting in too many deductions.

Unfortunately I am currently trapped under a cat even though I really need to make dinner. Gonna make tomato garlic shrimp pasta and a berry cobbler.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Cuddling with my dogs and watching Tournament of Champions

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1627339479743705088

lol facebook is gonna follow the twitter blue model

I still remember the late '08 / early '09 drama around somebody taking the @shaq handle on Twitter and impersonating the big man, glad to see that social media 1. still hasn't figured out a good way to solve this problem, and 2. is going to burn itself out trying to monetize the solution.

E: I have the slightest suspicion that this is fake but I can't be bothered to find out.

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 20, 2023

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

C-Euro posted:

I still remember the late '08 / early '09 drama around somebody taking the @shaq handle on Twitter and impersonating the big man, glad to see that social media 1. still hasn't figured out a good way to solve this problem, and 2. is going to burn itself out trying to monetize the solution.

E: I have the slightest suspicion that this is fake but I can't be bothered to find out.

It's not, if you go to Zuckerberg's facebook page it's there

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Cuddling with my dogs and watching Tournament of Champions

No dogs, but otherwise same.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Day one of therapy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

Good luck! I hope it helps

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

Oh man congrats. Hardest part is starting.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

Good luck Elk. I'm sure it's scary and I hope you guys pull through okay.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

GLHF (good luck have feelings)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

Good luck, fellow goon.

FizFashizzle posted:

Oh man congrats. Hardest part is starting.

:hmmyes:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


C-Euro posted:

GLHF (good luck have feelings)

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Me: Hi Company, I would like to apply for your role opening

Company: Sure! Can you attach your resume please?

Me: Sure thing, here you go

Company: Can you also fill out all this extra bullshit that's definitely on your resume?



fuuuuuuuuck you

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

First day is always the hardest and never forget your therapist is trying to help even if it may seem the opposite at times. You can do it!!!!

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Joey Freshwater posted:

Me: Hi Company, I would like to apply for your role opening

Company: Sure! Can you attach your resume please?

Me: Sure thing, here you go

Company: Can you also fill out all this extra bullshit that's definitely on your resume?



fuuuuuuuuck you

Lol yeeeep. At least a lot of sites auto populate now.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Big news from the weekend - Saturday evening Zoey (10 yo cat we got in November) was laying on my wife's lap, and Toby (turns 13 next month, we've had him since he was a kitten) plopped down next to her with this result:





For a general idea of the progress, this was considered noteworthy for January 7:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Joey Freshwater posted:

Me: Hi Company, I would like to apply for your role opening

Company: Sure! Can you attach your resume please?

Me: Sure thing, here you go

Company: Can you also fill out all this extra bullshit that's definitely on your resume?



fuuuuuuuuck you

I’ve decided that companies that use this tactic recognize that the job is dull as poo poo and are seeing if you are either a) desperate or b) masochistic enough to deal with the tedium.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

The Big Jesus posted:

Lol yeeeep. At least a lot of sites auto populate now.

I’ve seen that and often times it’s worse because I have to go through line by line and correct things. Maybe it’s how my resume is formatted but I haven’t seen one of them that was right

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Big news from the weekend - Saturday evening Zoey (10 yo cat we got in November) was laying on my wife's lap, and Toby (turns 13 next month, we've had him since he was a kitten) plopped down next to her with this result:





For a general idea of the progress, this was considered noteworthy for January 7:


This rules. Cuddling cats are one of life's perfect little pleasures. My guys are a bonded pair and still curl up together all the time.





And sometimes get a little aggressive.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Mine used to cuddle all the time after a period of “I don’t know you go away” but now they don’t anymore and it’s big sad

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

a sexual elk posted:

Day one of therapy

Good luck LA buddy. PM me if you need to vent or talk about tacos or whatever.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I have figured out I am a very loud snorer.

How do I fix this.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


a neat cape posted:

I have figured out I am a very loud snorer.

How do I fix this.

CPAP

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

a neat cape posted:

I have figured out I am a very loud snorer.

How do I fix this.

My old man had to go to a sleep specialist and they monitored him over night but probably cpap.

Speaking of dumb stuff we do asleep. I was grinding my teeth so had my dentist reccomend I get fitted for a night time guard but at 1500 dollars I tried an Amazon one. 4 pack for 20 dollars.

Might need to try something in-between though as I ground through the Amazon one in 4 nights.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/ThePopTingz/status/1627305424348233730?t=cJ24FhGThIp4zKqNgFI68g&s=19

"Eating like poo poo, not exercising and exposure to pollution gives you a bigger hog" is how humanity dies

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Jesus, in the cesspool of poo poo pseudoscience, that's an unripened kernel of corn.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

saintonan posted:

Jesus, in the cesspool of poo poo pseudoscience, that's an unripened kernel of corn.

Yeah this was on Reddit the other day and it was being eviscerated for not being anywhere close to scientific but gotta get those clicks somehow, baby!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Also I just noticed they said feet not inches lol

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

BlindSite posted:

My old man had to go to a sleep specialist and they monitored him over night but probably cpap.

Speaking of dumb stuff we do asleep. I was grinding my teeth so had my dentist reccomend I get fitted for a night time guard but at 1500 dollars I tried an Amazon one. 4 pack for 20 dollars.

Might need to try something in-between though as I ground through the Amazon one in 4 nights.

Sup night guard bud, I don't know if they ship internationally but I use one from Sova. It's good for at least six months but you gotta remember to clean it every couple of days, because it really collects drool (or that's just me). I've also bought the OralB ones OTC and they're fine too. Don't last as long as the Sova.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

a neat cape posted:

I have figured out I am a very loud snorer.

How do I fix this.

Live alone.

Forever.













Or find someone whose a deep sleeper.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

By far my favorite night guard ever is the kind that just fits over your front teeth and prevents your back teeth from even making contact. Totally eliminated my grinding-related headaches.



(Not my mouth)

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Snoring is really only an issue if you have a partner who is bothered by it or if you also have sleep apnea. Weight loss can help with both, and now you can wear a special monitor to diagnose you with sleep apnea (rather than doing a full sleep study in a lab). That will help cover the cost of CPAP for insurance. Or if you don't have apnea and its bugging your partner, try rolling on your side, lol. Something simple like that can work wonders if you can tolerate it.

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