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It's a real mystery how this guy only managed to make one friend in the year-plus that he's lived in this new city, isn't it?
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for calling out my sister for not making her wedding accessibility friendly for FAMILY Hmm, depending on the location I'd check with local tourism associations. Regardless of what the beach offers, I know here in Oregon for example they have some available for free rental at places up and down the coast.
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FMguru posted:It's a real mystery how this guy only managed to make one friend in the year-plus that he's lived in this new city, isn't it? well he made a bunch of them, it's just that his ultimatums all go the same way
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Hughlander posted:My son wants to be a Landlord and is insulting me because I am a tenant. A few pages ago but this is pretty obviously fake, the whole "rentoid / tipping landlords" thing is a leftie meme originating from the subreddit r/loveforlandlords. Shocked to see people falling for obvious bait on here of all places mutantIke fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Feb 21, 2023 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for calling out my sister for not making her wedding accessibility friendly for FAMILY Dom & Brian would have a problem with this one
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Facebook Aunt posted:If someone lives openly and notoriously on your property for 10
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mutantIke posted:A few pages ago but this is pretty obviously fake, the whole "rentoid / tipping landlords" thing is a leftie meme originating from the subreddit r/loveforlandlords. Shocked to see people falling for obvious bait on here of all places You think it's totally implausible that an idiot teenager would look at ironicposting and take it seriously?
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mutantIke posted:A few pages ago but this is pretty obviously fake, the whole "rentoid / tipping landlords" thing is a leftie meme originating from the subreddit r/loveforlandlords. Shocked to see people falling for obvious bait on here of all places Counterpoint: ironic conservative poo poo becomes actual conservative poo poo 100 percent of the time on a long enough time frame.
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Another counterpont. I don't go to that school I mean sub reddit forum so all this wacko poo poo is new to me.Charity Porno posted:Counterpoint: ironic conservative poo poo becomes actual conservative poo poo 100 percent of the time on a long enough time frame. Also yeah.
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Charity Porno posted:Counterpoint: ironic conservative poo poo becomes actual conservative poo poo 100 percent of the time on a long enough time frame. Yeah it’s the “any community that gets its kicks from pretending to be idiots will inevitably be overrun by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they are in good company” thing in action.
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Bargearse posted:Yeah it’s the “any community that gets its kicks from pretending to be idiots will inevitably be overrun by actual idiots who
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A rage game is a game that's deliberately hard to make people quit. Like getting over it with Bennett foddy. It's just hitting your dick/puss/buss with a hammer over and over.
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teen witch posted:nor do I really keep a dossier on all goons Sounds suspiciously like something someone who has a goons_hot_or_not.xlsx file in their most recently used documents list would say.
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Feb 21, 2023 03:41
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Also said list is stupid, because it is overly complicated. We can just zero the person out with "Nazi? Y/N?" field. Their cranial bone structure or whatever doesn't really matter.
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AITA for telling my girlfriend her using plates for her cat's food is disgusting?quote:My (29m) girlfriend (28f) has two cats, 5y and 7y. They eat regular (hard) cat food out of a plastic Tupperware container and a ceramic bowl. There is always food in those containers. She used to use the container and bowl to eat food before she turned them into food bowls. I've told her to just buy cat bowls and she told me there's no point since she already has something that works for her cats and herself. If you think about it there's no difference between cleaning dishes and not cleaning dishes
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AITA for standing my ground about the likelihood of an illegitimate child being the man’s (versus the woman’s)?quote:My (24m) girlfriend (24f) and I are at a crossroads. I see where she’s coming from, however, I am right. r/relationships: I see where she's coming from, however, I am right
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend her using plates for her cat's food is disgusting? You'll notice Mr. Germaphobe doesn't just go out and buy dedicated cat dinnerware himself if it bothers him so much.
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Feb 21, 2023 05:27
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend her using plates for her cat's food is disgusting? That OP is an ex, he just hasn't realized it yet
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for standing my ground about the likelihood of an illegitimate child being the man’s (versus the woman’s)? We've found it. The world's dumbest argument. There's a 1/5 chance that a woman got her eggs stolen somehow during wisdom teeth surgery, and a 4/5 chance of a dude cheating. Right.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for standing my ground about the likelihood of an illegitimate child being the man’s (versus the woman’s)? This fellow has an extremely fertile mind, and by fertile I mean full of sh*t. Eggs being harvested at the dentist without a scar or side effects?
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Feb 21, 2023 05:33
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What the hell is going on in wisdom tooth surgery? I got local freezing and was done in 20 minutes
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quantumwell posted:This fellow has an extremely fertile mind, and by fertile I mean full of sh*t. Eggs being harvested at the dentist without a scar or side effects?
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I have no idea because I got twilight anesthesia and do not remember a single second of it.
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I got fully knocked out for my wisdom teeth because they were positioned so weird. I would really like to hear this guy's explanation of the egg donation process
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YggiDee posted:What the hell is going on in wisdom tooth surgery? I got local freezing and was done in 20 minutes Well are you a women flush with fertile eggs on the way to the spawning grounds? I thought not. You don't act like a salmon lady should. Clearly egg donation is like how we get eggs from chickens. But since human females have that poo poo up inside, it's more like fish dropping their eggs all over the place. You ever see a lungfish drop a few hundred eggs and clog up her aquarium filter? How about a female betta who drops them all out of spite when the male won't make a nest? Like that.
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I got full anasthesia for my wisdom teeth, and I still woke up enough to think that the surgeon had climbed inside my mouth and was using a sledgehammer in there to smash up my teeth. Someone could've been stealing my kidneys during the procedure and I would've just sleepily been like "lol, that's wild" at the time
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It's not as if it takes weeks of hormone injections to prepare harvestable ova.
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quantumwell posted:This fellow has an extremely fertile mind, and by fertile I mean full of sh*t. Eggs being harvested at the No scar, but you can't just randomly 'steal' eggs. You have to take hormones that cause a bunch of follicles to ripen and release eggs at the same time, and then time that precisely with the appointment to extract the eggs so you get several at a time. The day the eggs are expected to be ready they are sucked out with a needle attached to ultrasound.  Not pictured: equipment found in a dental practice. I'm no eggologist, but without the drug regime you have like a 1/28 chance that a random fertile aged lady has a single egg ready to go that day. The only way to find out is to take off her pants and shove the special probe up in there to scan the ovaries. So for each single egg the nefarious dentist steals he's going to need to assault dozens of women in a pretty noticeable way.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for standing my ground about the likelihood of an illegitimate child being the man’s (versus the woman’s)? quote:She and I had a joking argument and decided it would be funny to post as a serious question. We had just watched an episode from The Sex Lives of College Girls where one of the girls got the hormone injections over a week to get her eggs harvested, lol. People on Reddit love to feel smarter than others, so they took it seriously. Hilarious comments, very entertaining. u/sswishbone was the only one to call it out as fake - sorry to disappoint all others. *jerkoff motion*
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Facebook Aunt posted:No scar, but you can't just randomly 'steal' eggs. You have to take hormones that cause a bunch of follicles to ripen and release eggs at the same time, and then time that precisely with the appointment to extract the eggs so you get several at a time. The day the eggs are expected to be ready they are sucked out with a needle attached to ultrasound. No I'm quite certain the eggs just shoot out Source: how can a man be wrong??
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YggiDee posted:What the hell is going on in wisdom tooth surgery? I got local freezing and was done in 20 minutes Did you get all of them done at once? Mine grew in weird so i had one taken out, then another, then the last two over the course of a year. Always local freezing and no real after pain. I have a big mouth and big chompers though, I imagine some people they really gotta gently caress your mouth up to get them out properly
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Sex Farm posted:Did you get all of them done at once? Mine grew in weird so i had one taken out, then another, then the last two over the course of a year. Always local freezing and no real after pain. I have a big mouth and big chompers though, I imagine some people they really gotta gently caress your mouth up to get them out properly I had local but it took 2.5 hours and I heard things I can never unhear. The spacers they use to keep your mouth propped open hurt like a motherfucker too. It seriously felt like my face was going to rip in half. I’d advise anyone who has hosed up wisdom teeth to at least get twilight anesthesia or whatever and not cheap out like my dad did with me. They probably could have stolen my eggs and I wouldn’t have even noticed.
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I have a small mouth and the wisdom teeth were coming in kinda sideways. They told us later they had to break the teeth into pieces inside my jaw in order to extract them 
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Midnight Voyager posted:*jerkoff motion* I just got my rear end handed to me in the comments. How can I, a profoundly stupid person, make myself look better. It was a PRANK suckers !!!
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coronatae posted:I have a small mouth and the wisdom teeth were coming in kinda sideways. They told us later they had to break the teeth into pieces inside my jaw in order to extract them My dentist had a genius plan of putting a screw under my twelve year molars as they grew in tilted. See, the tooth will hit the screw and straighten out. It will not make it very difficult to clean and cause them to just crumble against the screws instead.
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The “stolen eggs” thing is a swerve in a weird direction. She should have countered that it’s probably just as likely his dentist stole his genetic material while he was unconscious at some point. I thought at first his point was going to be “if she can say the kid couldn’t be hers because she’s never donated eggs why can’t I say it couldn’t be mine because I’ve never cheated” and that’s fine but just underscores that this is a silly argument to be having.
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coronatae posted:I have a small mouth and the wisdom teeth were coming in kinda sideways. They told us later they had to break the teeth into pieces inside my jaw in order to extract them yeah that's what was going on with mine, only i was awake for the whole procedure. nitrous oxide don't quite cut it when they're grinding your teeth up into little chunks right there in your jaw
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Oh yeah? Well my girlfriend isn’t real either!
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Well, I hope to god that post isn't fake, and I hope this ends that relationship.
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