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Vulcans walk like this *walks logically, in perfect symmetry* while bajorans walk like this *sighing as you must once again arrest a comrade from the resistance*
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"No, I'm standing before you! I fell into a temporal anomaly."davidspackage posted:"Did you catch that Mr. Spouk special on subspace last night? Some really risky stuff about about Bajorans but man was it funny."
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zoux posted:I've said this before but as much as star trek crews get thrown around it's insane that they use touchscreens and have zero safety restraints. *pushes up glasses* ahem in a deleted scene in Nemesis Captain Picard receives a new captain's chair with built in seatbelt.
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davidspackage posted:But you'd get big beefcake arms like everyone in Mass Effect, including somehow glass bones Joker. Low weight, high reps.
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Feb 23, 2023 19:17
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I don't want to make a thing out of this, but does Mr Spouk hate Bajorans or something? Can Vulcans even feel hate?
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Feb 23, 2023 21:38
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He finds them illogical.
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If your religious leader is colder than a night on Rura Penthe - you might be a Bajoran.
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But doctor, I am kai winn!
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I'm just saying, he's of Bajor, but he's not of Bajor, if you get what I mean
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zoux posted:If your religious leader is colder than a night on Rura Penthe - you might be a Bajoran. Opaka would like a word. (Yeah, I know she stopped being the religious leader of Bajor early in S1).
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Opaka would like a word. she was more trouble than she was worth
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Feb 23, 2023 21:51
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Won't someone rid me of this troublesome Vedek?
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Tunicate posted:I'm just saying, he's of Bajor, but he's not of Bajor, if you get what I mean He's Bajor-ish
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Burning_Monk posted:Won't someone rid me of this troublesome Vedek? Gul Dukat wants to know your location
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Feb 23, 2023 21:54
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Before I mastered the thirteen realms of comedy I performed routine engine maintenance throughout this sector. The first Bajoran ship I saw had exceptionally corroded aft manifolds. The second shop also had exceptionally corroded aft manifolds. The third one was the same. It was very irritating. Thankfully, the fifth Bajoran ship arrived when I was approaching my Pon Farr, so that was no problem.
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"Mr. Spouk, I heard that your betrothed left you because you compared her to a Bajoran." "That is inaccurate. She left me because I addressed her with a term that was pejorative." "Ah, I see. What was it that you called her which offended her so?" "A Bajoran."
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Prurient Squid posted:I don't want to make a thing out of this, but does Mr Spouk hate Bajorans or something? Can Vulcans even feel hate? Your logic in attempting to cancel Mr. Spouk is flawed. I like how weirdly Picard and Dukat pronounce Bajor and derivatives. Obviously for Picard it's because they just got introduced, but I like to imagine Picard is convinced he's pronouncing it right while Ro is like "ugh, should I tell him? It's really been too long now for me to tell him without it becoming a whole thing..." For Dukat, it's even better. I imagine he pronounces it Bay-zjor while every Bajoran pronounces it with a hard J, and Dukat firmly believed only he is saying it correctly.
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davidspackage posted:Your logic in attempting to cancel Mr. Spouk is flawed. I'd like to this that this was what that fatal confrontation between Confederation Picard and Dukat was like. Before Picard caps Dukat he's just like "SAY. BAJOR. DAMMIT!" 
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Then there's the early "Bajora" variant (which is not terribly dissimilar to calling people "Vulcanian" early in TOS).
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It all sounds the same if you’re speaking Klingonee
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External Organs posted:Vulcans walk like this *walks logically, in perfect symmetry* while bajorans walk like this *sighing as you must once again arrest a comrade from the resistance* Hey, y'all ever notice that the ocampa live for like 6 earth years, but vulcans live for 150 earth years? What's up with that?
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, y'all ever notice that the ocampa live for like 6 earth years, but vulcans live for 150 earth years? What's up with that? vulcans drive a starship like this: "adjust heading 0.02 degrees" ocampa drive a starship like this: *transcends, dematerializes, blows up warp core*
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Klingon males have two dicks, but Klingon  only have one vagina. HOOOOOWWWWW Do they have SEEEXX??You hear the one about the Ferengi that wore clothes and then went to Bajor?They went there to acquire PROPHETS!!
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Tighclops posted:And what's the deal with runabout food goes bad if you leave it out a minute too long 
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The Ferengi are the only ones actually having any fun in life because everyone else has a tritanium rod up their rear end, is a space Nazi, or both.
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Its me I'm the one who's enjoying the new season of Picard.
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Hollismason posted:Its me I'm the one who's enjoying the new season of Picard. i sincerely wish i enjoyed bad trek half as much as you do
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TengenNewsEditor posted:i sincerely wish i enjoyed bad trek half as much as you do I'm very easy to please. It takes a lot for me to watch something and just really not like it.
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Feb 24, 2023 04:41
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All it takes me is turning off my monitor!!
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skasion posted:It all sounds the same if you’re speaking Klingonee Klingots? I remember like 8 Star Trek threads ago I was making that Enterprise reference and somebody got offended about me being racist to Klingons or something.  Good times!Hollismason posted:I'm very easy to please. It takes a lot for me to watch something and just really not like it. I haven't watched yet because I'm waiting to get together with some people to watch it. I see the 1500 new posts in the other thread and don't know if that means it's real good or real bad... 
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The problem with Bajoran spiritual leaders is the best ones always sacrifice themselves clearing the way forward for the psychos.
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What TNG episode has that clip people sometimes meme on of Riker appearing in a distress call or something on the bridge of the D, video filled with static while the Enterprise is about to explode? I wonder if I've seen it already and forgotten it.
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Arivia posted:What TNG episode has that clip people sometimes meme on of Riker appearing in a distress call or something on the bridge of the D, video filled with static while the Enterprise is about to explode? I wonder if I've seen it already and forgotten it. Are you thinking of Parallels?
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Technowolf posted:Are you thinking of Parallels? Yes, that's correct: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Parallels_(episode)?file=Riker_gone_mad.jpg I haven't seen it yet, cool.
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Astroman posted:Klingots? in TAS cyrano jones calls them "klingins" and i have taken to that pronounciation
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Arivia posted:Yes, that's correct: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Parallels_(episode)?file=Riker_gone_mad.jpg Probably in my top 5 TNG episodes, so if you haven't seen it, I hope you enjoy it!
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Hope y'all like Star Trek 2 *Drives into nebula*
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It’s me, I’m the one who thinks Wrath of Khan is dull (TMP supremacy)
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