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Max is going to dominate this season even harder than he did the last one. I'm not happy about it, either, but that is what is going to happen.
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Diet Crack posted:lol if you think DTS didn't just bring in more moronic neckbeards. I mean yes it brought in more neckbeards, but my co-workers text about DTS/F1 now, who are definitely not SA posters. Bip Roberts posted:What level fat is otmar? He definitely has usa grown moobs. I mean he is mostly American.
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italian quid posted:I'm pretty sure his stint as a driver is why he has such a chip on his shoulder over the whole thing. what all did he do? i saw the headlines that he wanted to enter and then trying to buy a team but not much else i don't really understand how or why you'd want to enter F1 after having learned nothing the first time around
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toadee posted:I started watching F1 rooting for Mika Hakkinen vs Schumacher, because my dad is a lifelong tifosi and having a friendly rivalry was fun. DTS seems fine to me, I don't get any elitism about new fans. They just want to see interesting people drive cars fast, and the show is that sort of "photoshopped reality" that does that for everything else we consume these days. Of course it doesn't get everything accurate, no "reality" tv does. Like I said, DTS got me into the sport. And therein lies the problem, because when you watch the races and then watch DTS you start noticing how hosed the editing is.
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the milk machine posted:i really hate all the "THEY'RE GLADIATORS, THEY"RE WARRIORS" bullshit in f1 and also other sports. no they're not. they drive a car or throw/catch a ball. Driving the cars now are safer than most road cars and people still loving go into hysterics if there is an accident (see this thread when mick absolutely 100% was "dead" last year because he hit a wall). It's just marketing bullshit
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DTS should consist entirely of on-the-job GoPro footage taken by the machinists, janitors, caterers, and other blue-collar heroes who keep F1 running on all cylinders.
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I started watching during the Prost and Lauda at Mclaren days but I still don't know poo poo about the sport. I don't even like cars. I just have a mild fascination for certain aspects of it which i can't even formulate
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toadee posted:They just want to see interesting people drive cars fast, and the show is that sort of "photoshopped reality" that does that for everything else we consume these days. Of course it doesn't get everything accurate, no "reality" tv does. The thing most of the F1 idiots don't realize is that DTS isn't for us. It's a show made for the lowest common denominator to distill a boring sport into it's interesting components. We can put DTS on blast all we want for getting minute details wrong, but we're not the audience for it. Rhopunzel posted:i don't really understand how or why you'd want to enter F1 after having learned nothing the first time around
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Plus, more Americans is always a good thing. Especially Americans like Michael Andretti.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:I got sucked into this dumbass sport by DTS so I will never let that grudge go This gives me hope that none of you are beyond redemption and the church of Scud will accept you all as its flock. MustardFacial posted:I started watching F1 right before the Vettelreich when everyone hated Ferrari and Schumacher for making the sport boring. If only we knew back then what we knew now. tbh late 90s was the absolute poo poo - Schumacher vs Hakkinen was box office on free to air TV, we had it so good and didn't even know it. italian quid posted:Driving the cars now are safer than most road cars and people still loving go into hysterics if there is an accident (see this thread when mick absolutely 100% was "dead" last year because he hit a wall). It's just marketing bullshit I'm now thinking of last year's thread and how much more entertaining it was than any season of DTS has been with the hand wringing over a TBI for everybody that got so much as a puncture. Like the """"gladiator""" poo poo is egregious but for gently caress's sake adopt the middle ground.
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If McLaren brought back the West livery and employed Mika as some sort of leadership role they'd be winning championships again
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They're too invested in a guy who unironically has some wine mom grade kitsch on his desk about being "the loving guy in charge of you loving fucks" which would've had you blackballed from any engineering-adjacent field under Big Ron's stewardship.
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marshalljim posted:DTS should consist entirely of on-the-job GoPro footage taken by the machinists, janitors, caterers, and other blue-collar heroes who keep F1 running on all cylinders. i think this would be really interesting to watch
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Charles Leclerc posted:DTS fans are noticeably deficiente in the passione department, OP. They typically post moronic poo poo about how Lando Norris is "poggers" or how Zak Brown is "cool and good" instead of being a fat boomer edgelord. This. I can only suspect that the Netflix corporation is racist against the Italian people.
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italian quid posted:Driving the cars now are safer than most road cars and people still loving go into hysterics if there is an accident (see this thread when mick absolutely 100% was "dead" last year because he hit a wall). It's just marketing bullshit Make sure you don't suggest drivers actually drive in the wet as it's the same as wishing death on them apparently
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Feels Villeneuve posted:This. I can only suspect that the Netflix corporation is racist against the Italian people. I think your suspicions are 💯% correct, OP.
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Charles Leclerc posted:They're too invested in a guy who unironically has some wine mom grade kitsch on his desk about being "the loving guy in charge of you loving fucks" which would've had you blackballed from any engineering-adjacent field under Big Ron's stewardship. Ron Dennis, the man who loked at Eric Boullier and thought "Yes, I want this human shaped eclair to be our team principal"
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Feb 27, 2023 22:10
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Skarsnik posted:Make sure you don't suggest drivers actually drive in the wet as it's the same as wishing death on them apparently They are just afraid to see a Stroll masterclass in the wet.
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Still waiting for an apropos response from Williams as to why they're running this dogshit livery and not the Canon/Elf one. We deserve answers for why we've slipped so far.
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ArmZ posted:i forgot how promising bahrain was last year yeah, we all thought leclerc was going to just troll max all season on track while clinching the wdc 
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My brothers in Passione, I have returned to this dumb thread after a refreshing break. Is there any fantasy team league for goons this year?
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GramCracker posted:yeah, we all thought leclerc was going to just troll max all season on track while clinching the wdc I think the season would have been a lot closer had it not been for  racing strategy
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Cimber posted:I think the season would have been a lot closer had it not been for or lack thereof
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So they are getting rid of the chicane at the end of the Barcelona track. Too bad they are not dropping it entirely
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Made a fantasy league https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C2LPQXCFV02 
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Mao Zedong Thot posted:Made a fantasy league https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C2LPQXCFV02 Thanks, joined.
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Deltasquid posted:My brothers in Passione, I have returned to this dumb thread after a refreshing break. Is there any fantasy team league for goons this year? As a fellow Passioneista may I recommend you Ducati Lenovo Team SpA in MotoGP and not the shameful vehicles and teams in formula "One"
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Skarsnik posted:Make sure you don't suggest drivers actually drive in the wet as it's the same as wishing death on them apparently I personally love when they putter around behind the safety car for 5-10 laps then attempt a standing start, have a quarter of the field crash within the first lap, red flag it and dick around doing nothing on live TV for another hour before attempting to do it again in the exact same conditions. Its a great use of my time.
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Mao Zedong Thot posted:Made a fantasy league https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C2LPQXCFV02 I joined this. I have never done F1 Fantasy, do you make a new team every week or are your first week selections who you have all season?
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You put loads of thought into it and then forget about making changes every week so that the game is locked, and you then forget to make changes before the next race as well. The winner is someone who gave up posting before the summer break.
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How did I do in last year's fantasy. I completely forgot about it
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ilmucche posted:How did I do in last year's fantasy. I completely forgot about it You came in 24th.
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Thanks Ants posted:You put loads of thought into it and then forget about making changes every week so that the game is locked, and you then forget to make changes before the next race as well. The winner is someone who gave up posting before the summer break.  i think I only remembered to make changes about 3 times despite watching every race last season
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