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skipdogg posted:Soda is often a loss leader for supermarkets. Kroger might mark 12 packs down to 3 for 14 or something. That'll get people in the door where they buy other high margin items hopefully. The only loss leader Costco has is the rotisserie chicken I think. Costcos entire business model is “break even on merchandise, make profits on memberships and services”
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bought hot italian sausages last costco trip and i didnt notice that the expiry date was literally the next day. didnt notice that they were bad until i went to use them and they smelled pretty gross. im pretty good about checking expiry dates and such but the one time i didnt. im sure costco will make it right though, took pics of the receipt and the expiry and all that.
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pencilhands posted:do chicken bakes make anyone elses farts smell like a rotting skunk carcass pencilhands posted:prepare to rip some heinous farts pencilhands posted:man those motor city pizzas were good but my rear end is ripping up a storm this morning. Dude
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Mar 1, 2023 00:55
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Costco thread gonna save a poster’s life by diagnosing them with a GI bleed
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Mar 1, 2023 00:59
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Mar 1, 2023 01:13
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OP has a gluten intolerance.
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Mar 1, 2023 01:43
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Your poisoned digestive system is making the municipal sewer system too loving crowded.
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Mar 1, 2023 02:23
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$1.50 for a hot dog, soda (with refill), and undiagnosed Crohn's
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Mar 1, 2023 02:36
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Lol go to an emergency care clinic
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Mar 1, 2023 03:18
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Yeah lol gluten intolerant. Get yourself an allergy test my dude.
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Mar 1, 2023 03:27
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Don’t listen to the haters OP that’s just how god made you   E: and god don’t make mistakes! 
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Mar 1, 2023 04:03
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They can just choose to live off of the various 4505 chicharron flavors if they can't have gluten
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Wendigee posted:Lol go to an emergency care clinic “Help doctor I fart too much” What are they gonna say
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pencilhands posted:“Help doctor I fart too much” They're gonna look inside your anus bruh
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Costco is one of my favorite places to rip rear end. It’s so big and full of so many people that you can anonymously crop dust easily
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Mar 1, 2023 04:31
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Laterite posted:Your poisoned digestive system is making the municipal sewer system too loving crowded. not emptyquoting
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Mar 1, 2023 04:32
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fart jokes are the height of comedy imo.
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acidx posted:fart jokes are the height of comedy imo. 
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Mar 1, 2023 04:38
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I was just at Costco and they had dried mangosteen
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pencilhands posted:“Help doctor I fart too much” “My diseased & rotting anus is negatively impacting my life and that of those around me.”
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Mar 1, 2023 06:25
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But doctor, I am Poopliacci
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Dr I think I'm having a fart attack
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Mar 1, 2023 09:59
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pencilhands posted:“Help doctor I fart too much” Maybe they will give you a fecal transplant and right your rear end in a top hat with someone else's poo poo.
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Mar 1, 2023 10:53
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Re: Soda Chat It's weird how pricing is these days. I just got a 30 pack of soda from Costco in Japan for 1300 yen ($9.60 usd). The hotdog is only 180 yen or $1.33.
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Mar 1, 2023 12:35
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numberoneposter posted:bought hot italian sausages last costco trip and i didnt notice that the expiry date was literally the next day. didnt notice that they were bad until i went to use them and they smelled pretty gross. im pretty good about checking expiry dates and such but the one time i didnt. im sure costco will make it right though, took pics of the receipt and the expiry and all that. My stupid rear end bought a package of Italian sausage and peppers from there that was swelled up like a football, practically bursting out of its outer cardboard label. I was like “wow, this one is super stuffed and has got to have a bunch more food in it” and when I told my wife about it the next day as I was getting ready to prepare it, she was like “no dipshit, somebody didn’t refrigerate it properly and it’s swelling with gas because it’s rotten. If you eat that, you’re probably going to wish you were dead, assuming it doesn’t kill you outright.” Anyway, I guess the lesson here is that Costco sucks at sausage.
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Mar 1, 2023 14:25
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This is the only sausage I buy from Costco A+
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Those are good but I feel like they cost just a little bit too much to qualify as my regular sausage
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Mar 1, 2023 16:27
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Fozzy The Bear posted:This is the only sausage I buy from Costco Oh yeah those are good
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went to self checkout yesterday, and an employee used her scanning gun to ring up everything in my cart for me. try to leave, and door receipt dude stops me because she forgot to do the $5 bag of chips 
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Mar 1, 2023 16:50
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door receipt guy lives for that thrill. what a rush. you got one, bob. straight to jail.
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Mar 1, 2023 16:52
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Yeah sure it was an “employee” with a “scanning gun” it wasn’t you trying to steal from church
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bird with big dick posted:Yeah sure it was an “employee” with a “scanning gun” it wasn’t you trying to steal from church I would have tried to steal something better than a bag of chips
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I live right across the street from church… as in we go there every other day and carry one of the insulated Costco bags you get when you sign up for auto renewal. We almost never get a cart either. Most of the Costco employees know us and say hi and/or ask where my partner is when I go alone. As you. An imagine, we have the routine down. Every time one of the Costco peeps tries to help on self-checkout, it always makes things take longer. It’s really annoying if someone knew thinks they can help out. That said, I don’t blame them. We live in the ghetto part of a rich neighborhood of olds. I’ve seen them pull up with a cart to self-checkout and literally wait for someone to scan everything for them. You wouldn’t think someone on a mobility scooter would go to self-checkout but you’d be wrong. Most church trips are a blessing though. And we don’t get a ton of special treatment at the door when they check the receipt. I’m actually impressed even though it sucks to have to put down a shoulder bag with kitty litter and vinegar weighing 60lbs so they can check it. Meh, they got a job to do.
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One of my favorite little things is grabbing a cart from a parking lot return stile and walking with it right past the line of lazys waiting for a cart at the entrance
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Crusty Nutsack posted:went to self checkout yesterday, and an employee used her scanning gun to ring up everything in my cart for me. A Costco employee told me the door checkers are there to help ensure that the customer doesn’t overpay for an item being rung up twice or something. She wasn’t particularly pleased when I laughed and said bull-loving-poo poo. Like two trips later, we had an issue where an Apple Watch we bought wasn’t actually in the store room, so it got canceled out and a different colored watch was wrung up instead on a new receipt. loving door guy stopped just short of calling a defcon-1 emergency until it was explained to him by us and then by the storeroom employee why the receipts were separate. Even then I got the sense he still distrusted us as we left the building.
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Laterite posted:Butt doctor, I am Poopliacci
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Who are these mystical receipt checkers who actually read the receipts that closely? The checkers in New England glance toward my receipts then look away in disgust as if they were told to watch me pee for a drug test. Also for soda chat, I switched like 5 years ago to mostly those flavor water squirt things like Mio. Definitely cheaper than soda but I don't think I've ever seen Costco carry anything like those. It would be dope if I could buy some 1 gallon industrial drum of the stuff so I have enough for the rest of my life.
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Almost Smart posted:A Costco employee told me the door checkers are there to help ensure that the customer doesn’t overpay for an item being rung up twice or something. She wasn’t particularly pleased when I laughed and said bull-loving-poo poo. yeah it's a bullshit PR line about how it's actually about helping customers. in my case, the guy was nice and apparently this self checkout lady does this a lot because he knew what happened immediately  but I absolutely hate that all the warehouse clubs act like all members may be stealinglike what are they going to do if I just walk out? I have my receipt, I paid for everything, gonna call the cops cause I didn't get a little highlighter mark? dumb dumb dumb
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They always count the number of jars of Jongga ()the one with two "g"s) kimchi in my cart and compare it to the receipt --- Free Chinatown
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