|
Sleep? In this economy?
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 09:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 12:37 |
|
|
Biplane posted:Sleep? In this economy?
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 09:42
|
|
|
Zeroisanumber posted:I pay about $40-50 total for gas and electric monthly. well if SOMEONE didnt blow up the cheap gas pipe maybe this wouldn't be such an issue
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 12:40
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/NickEquipeChass/status/1630530553345630213 These people must be the most gullible in the world
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 14:08
|
|
|
Im abroad at the moment in Sicily where there's fruit and veg coming out of peoples ears. Hows the shelves lookin lads?
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 18:39
|
|
|
I killed a man for a sweet yellow pepper
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 21:09
|
|
|
The poop tomato harvest didn't produce the expected brexit benefits
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 21:47
|
|
|
got to say it’s a massive change to see the government actually agreeing deals with europe, rather than just pissing about and moping
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 21:49
|
|
|
 Greetings from Lord Norman Warrior of the Midlands Leave the tomatoes, and we will let you live.
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 22:00
|
|
|
Jel Shaker posted:got to say it’s a massive change to see the government actually agreeing deals with europe, rather than just pissing about and moping Can't wait for the Sensibles to start pulling for Rishi because of it
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 10:22
|
|
|
Also the possibility that Mark Francois murders Rishi on stage with a katana though for betraying the cause
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 10:23
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/KebabAwards/status/1630646699554119691 This thread is strong evidence that British politics is actually a Charlie Kaufman film
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 11:02
|
|
|
why are there so many MPs at the kebab awards? I refuse to believe that any of them have inhaled a shameful doner at 3am
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 11:12
|
|
|
kecske posted:why are there so many MPs at the kebab awards? I refuse to believe that any of them have inhaled a shameful doner at 3am are you sure they didn't think it said 'donor'
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 11:17
|
|
|
kecske posted:why are there so many MPs at the kebab awards? I refuse to believe that any of them have inhaled a shameful doner at 3am They have like 20 bars in westminster. I would imagine they have a way to get kepaps.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 11:20
|
|
|
Never been called bossman in their lives
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 11:31
|
|
|
MikeCrotch posted:Also the possibility that Mark Francois murders Rishi on stage with a katana though for betraying the cause 
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 11:33
|
|
|
Jel Shaker posted:i think most people have thought about Aus/NZ but the logistics of it, and distance esp for families just isn’t feasible Problem is you've only got a few years before the English are seen as too poor to be white so you'll want to work on your Australian accent and learn enough geography to plausibly claim you moved from Queensland or some poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 12:00
|
|
|
Phigs posted:Problem is you've only got a few years before the English are seen as too poor to be white so you'll want to work on your Australian accent and learn enough geography to plausibly claim you moved from Queensland or some poo poo. I'm not racist enough to pass as Aussie but fortunately most Brits are
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 12:17
|
|
|
kecske posted:why are there so many MPs at the kebab awards? I refuse to believe that any of them have inhaled a shameful doner at 3am A few days after my local MP lost her seat some years back I saw a story in the local paper about an assault in a kebab shop at 3am that listed her as a witness.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 12:31
|
|
|
kecske posted:why are there so many MPs at the kebab awards? I refuse to believe that any of them have inhaled a shameful doner at 3am because you get a glossy photo in the kebab magazine awards, which potentially hundreds of thousands of people will see while they’re waiting for their takeaway order and think “oh he must be a good egg he likes curries like me”
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 12:48
|
|
|
Mandoric posted:are you sure they didn't think it said 'donor' heh heh heh
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 12:55
|
|
|
For anyone wondering why we Brits are so anti ID card https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1630701518541189121 https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1630703364559257612?t=UUFU-cm_a3w8snj1CTjyBA&s=19
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 17:54
|
|
|
I'm just waiting for keith to come into power and force all uk posters to use their real name/id as handles on all social media sites.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 17:57
|
|
|
Handing out ASBOs for anyone calling him Keith on the forums.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 17:59
|
|
|
Breaching my super asbo's terms and eating a internet wide sixer
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:04
|
|
|
I honestly think Labour could lose the next election: nobody at all likes Starmer and they've got absolutely nothing to offer; they're just the 'not-Tory' option. If Sunak gets his poo poo together, presides over a period of growth, chucks some freebies around and gets the press back on side, I can totally see them scraping another victory. The poll leads that Labour have right now look impressive but that support's as shallow as a puddle.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:07
|
|
|
We all saw exactly how vicious the press can be when they want to and they're absolutely going to start when an election is looming
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:08
|
|
|
Jose posted:For anyone wondering why we Brits are so anti ID card what does this have to do with ID cards this is just standard govt being useless bastards
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:14
|
|
|
Yes. Exactly.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:18
|
|
|
Mr SuperAwesome posted:what does this have to do with ID cards They'd leave a hard drive with all the unencrypted info for 3 million systems in a minicab owned by some Albanian Mafia front
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:20
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/Politics_co_uk/status/1630911568765394944 what…
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:28
|
|
|
It means the english will be going ot poland for work
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:32
|
|
|
forkboy84 posted:They'd leave a hard drive with all the unencrypted info for 3 million systems in a minicab owned by some Albanian Mafia front in this case its stupider than that, hancock decided it would be great to give some idiot telegraph journo (isobel oakeshott) access to his own whatsapp messages to help ghostwrite his lovely bought nobody bought, and then the journo decided to leak all the messages to the press even more hilariously, this is like the 3rd or 4th time she has done this (including getting that lib dem guy who got his wife to take his speeding points getting thrown in jail, and the wife)
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:33
|
|
|
SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:It means the english will be going ot poland for work Lol no they won't because they won't get a visa.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:43
|
|
|
A Buttery Pastry posted:I'm just waiting for keith to come into power and force all uk posters to use their real name/id as handles on all social media sites. i already do
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 18:55
|
|
|
A Buttery Pastry posted:I'm just waiting for keith to come into power and force all uk posters to use their real name/id as handles on all social media sites. 
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 19:07
|
|
|
he’s a nazi
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 20:07
|
|
|
Jel Shaker posted:he’s a nazi Kerr Startler 
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 20:30
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 12:37 |
|
|
how fast can u say Rishi Sunak at Radio Shack?
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2023 20:33
|
|