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Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
return of the king

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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

net work error posted:

This is the power of Mike Krack

Krack open a cold one, it's nando time

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Diet Crack posted:

"Lance we need you to not be poo poo into turn 2"

"CANT MAN, THE HANDS"


Fastest car in FP and you let your chud canadian moron drive when he can't even turn the wheel.

Bring back Latifi, give Stroll his spot.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Lance's baby hands can't turn the wheel

Boo hoo I broke my wrists

Maybe try getting some cybernetic implants and controlling the car with your mind

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Immolat1on posted:

Vercrappin and Alonslow will crash lap 1 leading to another season opening Ferrari 1-2

Alonso won't crash, he'll activate his second state booster. He's had plenty of experience since last season with his atmospheric launch procedures.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Kubica managed to turn the wheel and he basically has no hands,

You're a fraud Lance.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



That Really3D guy is going to work overtime this season isn't he.

Immolat1on posted:

Vercrappin and Alonslow will crash lap 1

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
The Aston’s pace does look legit.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Alpha Tauri is hosed lol.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Stroll saying he can be on the front row.

Mate, you can't physically follow the racing line in turn 1.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Alonso WDC

friendship ended with checo. Alonso is my new best friend.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Aphex- posted:

Krack open a cold one, it's nando time

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Frond posted:

Alpha Tauri is hosed lol.

Just sell it to Honda and make it a works team, also bring back Kobayashi.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Dudley posted:

Stroll saying he can be on the front row.

Mate, you can't physically follow the racing line in turn 1.

This is bugging the poo poo out of me. why have him drive and risk further injury instead of just letting the reserve drive the first race. Daddy stroll’s pride? Leave lonce alone! Let him get some ssx sim time!
(To stop any thread bickering he’d play on a GameCube, obv)

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Frond posted:

Alpha Tauri is hosed lol.

no wonder rb wants to cut them

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Zedd posted:

Just sell it to Honda and make it a works team, also bring back Kobayashi.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

no wonder rb wants to cut them

Max intimidated by the presence of a dutchman on the grid.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Gerblederp posted:

nothin else to do

What about Curling?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Dudley posted:

Stroll saying he can be on the front row.

He means front row of the grandstand

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
stroll had all kinds of problems trying to get out of the car in fp2. dude shouldnt be running

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
drat I was looking forward to good f1 racing this year but title is over.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Cimber posted:

What about Curling?

you can only be drunk on ice so many hours a day before you hurt yourself

FakeBlood
Oct 23, 2008

Alive and kicking.
Are Lance is just holding back so he can rack up the overtakes on Sunday.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
So why don't they put a sprint on the first race on the year, this is the only time a sprint isn't too much racing that just screws up qualifying.

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



someone change the thread icon, f1 isnt racing. never has been never will be.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Grimson posted:

someone change the thread icon, f1 isnt racing. never has been never will be.

Its actually the peak of motorsport, the apex of driving talent and cutting edge technology, hth

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Alaois posted:

Its actually the peak of motorsport, the apex of driving talent or daddy's money and cutting edge technology, hth

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing

Bip Roberts posted:

So why don't they put a sprint on the first race on the year, this is the only time a sprint isn't too much racing that just screws up qualifying.

At Bahrain? Do we need two races in the weekend that the grid finishes in the order they started in?

Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice
Danny Ric is off the grid so now i gotta find a new favourite driver, currently taking applications but I think alonso is a front runner because nobody else is as good at the messy bitch drama I crave

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Grimson posted:

someone change the thread icon, f1 isnt racing. never has been never will be.

I realized too late that I should've made it the golf icon.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Zedd posted:

Just sell it to Honda and make it a works team, also bring back Kobayashi.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Kobayashi WDC 2024

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

hello bad thread. i hope this season is entertaining and brings lots of hijinx.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Coca Koala posted:

Danny Ric is off the grid so now i gotta find a new favourite driver, currently taking applications but I think alonso is a front runner because nobody else is as good at the messy bitch drama I crave

if you're looking for a driver with a similar skill level or pace, can I recommend lance stroll?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Bip Roberts posted:

drat I was looking forward to good f1 racing this year but title is over.

yep just give the title to Scuderia Ferrari so I can have my weekends free

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Lance Stroll so gonna get brothered by Fernando all the way to a consistent 12th

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

acidx posted:

At Bahrain? Do we need two races in the weekend that the grid finishes in the order they started in?

It's not supposed to be good racing, it's placing more bad races when people are most tolerant.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

yep just give the title to Scuderia Ferrari so I can have my weekends free

My brother in Christ have you heard of Highlights

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



acidx posted:

At Bahrain? Do we need two races in the weekend that the grid finishes in the order they started in?
Qualify at the outer loop, use same setup/Parc Ferme for the main track on raceday.
Do you gloryrun qualy, do you compimise the race? Where do you stack up compared to the rest of the teams? It's the first race of the season assholes good luck!

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Oh poo poo the Aston Martin is 100% legit we're gonna see Alonso in a proper car for the first time in a very long time.

This is gonna be loving awesome.

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