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MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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lmao get hosed Lewis

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net work error
Feb 26, 2011

acidx posted:

Lewis is out of contract after this season and surely he has to know that the problem with Mercedes is that they have no passione.

Sabotage is keeping Lewis from getting 8. An investigation into Red Bull meddling needs to begin right away at the Mercedes factory.

rpop
Dec 17, 2003

noveo@ace

acidx posted:

That was Lauda's passione.

I've been watching Bernie Ecclestone's documentary Lucky; 4 episodes in so far, my favorite part was a short video clip of an interview with Lauda right after he won his first title with Ferrari.

Q: What does the world championship mean to you?
A: Nothing; more money but nothing else. —Niki Lauda

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
I absolutely completely forgot that Andreas Seidl was at Sauber now, idk why that’s a revelation to me

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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https://www.espn.com/f1/story/_/id/35803013/bahrain-gp-overreactions-lewis-hamilton-never-win-f1-race-again

We can only dream :allears:

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

niethan posted:

I think Bottas is cool too? What about Yuki? Does someone have a driversguillotines.xlsx?

Bottas' mother is an undertaker, and he got into kart racing because he saw a flyer in a supermarket when he was just a lil kid. Guy's legit.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
for people that have been watching for a while: do you want lewis to break the championship record before he retires? why or why not?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Sunk Dunk posted:

for people that have been watching for a while: do you want lewis to break the championship record before he retires? why or why not?

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck

a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
anyway Max is going to win for like next 3+ years so dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad
3. still we rise
4. get in there lewis

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I want Lewis to win if he joins Ferrari otherwise I'm indifferent

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Bottas' mother is an undertaker, and he got into kart racing because he saw a flyer in a supermarket when he was just a lil kid. Guy's legit.

lol that his family literally buries people 🤌 he belongs on an Italian team

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

rpop posted:

Whatever they had instead of passione when they won 8 world titles in a row seems to work a lot better than what passione is doing for Ferrari :D

Turns out marinara sauce is not an acceptable substitute for engine oil, who knew

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

a pipe smoking dog posted:

anyway Max is going to win for like next 3+ years so dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

i respect max if only for the way he absolutely stunts on sim racers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaD-H8loNpg

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

i agree with this post

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

a pipe smoking dog posted:

anyway Max is going to win for like next 3+ years so dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

nothing wrong with that but hope he does it at another team so he can look and be cool while doing it

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

This was a pretty neat lunchtime video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks0cRGq7x1Q

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

f1 is all just an elaborate trolling method

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

No, but for the same reason.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If Max raced for a good team I'd probably be a Max fan

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
mclaren are so poo poo yall

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Forget lewis, the funniest part of this timeline is Russel spending 3 years gargling Mercedes' balls and becoming the perfect corporate tory drone to then end up 3 places ahead of the williams.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


That is very funny tbf, but not quite as funny as the entire Sky F1 team spending 2021 asking Toto in every interview when he was getting rid of Big Valtt to let George have a go instead.

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing

Sunk Dunk posted:

for people that have been watching for a while: do you want lewis to break the championship record before he retires? why or why not?

All I know is that Lewis would have to win another championship in order to break the record because he is indisputably, undeniably, a mere 7 time world champion.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Khablam posted:

Forget lewis, the funniest part of this timeline is Russel spending 3 years gargling Mercedes' balls and becoming the perfect corporate tory drone to then end up 3 places ahead of the williams.

George doesn't have enough petulant meltdowns to feed my schadenfreude.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

a pipe smoking dog posted:

1. yes
2. because it would make people mad

This right here.

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

Can’t wait for 2028 when Max becomes the first 8 time WDC.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Rhopunzel posted:

mclaren are so poo poo yall

Everything's totally gonna change come Baku, though.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

MustardFacial posted:

George doesn't have enough petulant meltdowns to feed my schadenfreude.

Tory meltdowns are rare but cataclysmic because they just repress that poo poo

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lewis would have won the championship in last years Ferrari.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Lewis is a good lad who means well and I wish him all the success he deserves in that shitbox Mercedes

To sum up, get in there lewis

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


lewis switching teams would be appropriate for requisite f1 drama

unrelated https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoMp53TP75R/

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

FAUXTON posted:

Tory meltdowns are rare but cataclysmic because they just repress that poo poo

STOP THE SIDEPODS

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Mao Zedong Thot posted:

lewis switching teams would be appropriate for requisite f1 drama

unrelated https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoMp53TP75R/

Big Rob Smedley and Massa vibes from this

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Valtteri baby stay cool stay cool

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Big Valtt never took a spring to the face

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

serious gaylord posted:

Lewis would have won the championship in last years Ferrari.

stroll retires and next year alonso and lewis are on the same team :getin:

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Thanks Ants posted:

If Max raced for a good team I'd probably be a Max fan

i think max would be really petulant and funny on a bad team with a slow car (mclaren)

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