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steinrokkan posted:I think there's certain charm to jumping blind from page 1 ("lol, a Garfield restaurant? How wacky!") to page 300 something ("cleanse this bitch of an earth of sex havers! God's prophet Nathfield commands it!") Honestly this little thread packs so much content and joyful/horrifying moments of discovery that a reboot wouldn't. It would be like the Robocop remake, at best
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david_a posted:How does he make a video of some backpacks creepy because a failson with no practical videography knowledge can't do any better? speaking of creepy, here's Nathan's worst nightmare: his stuffed Garf gaining sentience and coming after him:
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:44 |
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I'm sorry Nath
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:47 |
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I thought there was gonna be a new thread
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steinrokkan posted:I think there's certain charm to jumping blind from page 1 ("lol, a Garfield restaurant? How wacky!") to page 300 something ("cleanse this bitch of an earth of sex havers! God's prophet Nathfield commands it!") Ok this thread stays open based on this alone
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# ? Mar 6, 2023 16:49 |
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Iggy's Promotion is now just Nathen wandering around malls. https://twitter.com/Egeezapp/status/1633013190270283776 https://twitter.com/Egeezapp/status/1633014151994830848
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 18:44 |
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I like to imagine it's e-jeeze like awwww jeeeeeeze
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 18:46 |
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Don’t those shops basically illustrate the complete lack of necessity for E-Geez?
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 18:52 |
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all Egeez are run by Gil Gunderson from Simpsons
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 18:57 |
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Am I the only one who gets a sinking feeling in the pit of their stomach every time there are a bunch of new posts in this thread?
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 19:08 |
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Scientastic posted:Don’t those shops basically illustrate the complete lack of necessity for E-Geez? Yes and it still blows my mind that Nathen thinks there's a market for middlemen like him
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 19:33 |
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hes a failson who lives off daddys moneys, he can’t imagine much else than ‘people give him money for some reason’
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 19:34 |
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Imagine travelling the world to visit different licensed branded product stores
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 19:36 |
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1) that first store that’s 95% Funko Pops should be burned to the ground 2) the number of patrons in these stores is exactly equivalent to the number of people excited for Egeez (just Nathen)
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 19:54 |
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the dubai mall of emerates is a crazy place. it's like the ur-mall
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 20:11 |
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MassRafTer posted:Iggy's Promotion is now just Nathen wandering around malls. what a fuckin' creep
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 20:52 |
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I presume what he is doing is saying "it would be great if you could experience the sheer perfection of an officially-licensed store in Dubai from the comfort of your own home in Toronto, specifically! But since you are too poor to go to Dubai, there is Eggo or whatever"
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Dr. Quarex posted:I presume what he is doing is saying "it would be great if you could experience the sheer perfection of an officially-licensed store in Dubai from the comfort of your own home in Toronto, specifically! But since you are too poor to go to Dubai, there is Eggo or whatever" I love that these stores aren't even that interesting. When I was a kid some camping store had an old jeep in one of their windows. This just has shelves and a cheap looking chair.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:22 |
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GarfieldEATS didn’t even have a chair!
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:24 |
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I love that he thinks "Oh geeze!" is a great catchphrase.
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:11 |
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"oh geez - iggies!"
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:13 |
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From a couple of pages back (it's hard to keep up with all the entergagement lately!) but anyway...that g ova there posted:Hopefully he sees my posts. I actually have several things in common with Nathan, such as going to the same school as him. I'm also fascinated by the business world and think Garfield is one cool cat! If you're serious, and you want to kiss him and maybe marry him, unless you have a head like a robber's dog I bet he'd be very interested. From what I've gleaned from his public posts, he was actively gay for years, then turned ostenstibly celibate (maybe having attended too many orgies or had excessive disappointing casual sex experiences), and is now interested in potential partners irrelevant of gender. But there are few or no "applicants". I won't encourage you outright to reach out and touch the poop but
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:22 |
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pseudanonymous posted:This has been going on for 4 years, and there are many important moments on that journey that new thread comers might like to see linked... NO WAY!!! We don't want this amazing historically important thread buried in obscurity, or to end up in the Doobious situation of having dozens of Nathen threads and new ones getting gassed on the reg. I suggest that instead you write the timeline and post it here in a regular new post. Then whenever a Nathen-noOB asks for an explanation of his antics, you can reply with a link to that post. And if OP is contactable and didn't plum give out or die of excessive entergagement yet, you could ask them to include your list/index in their first post. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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Frank Frank posted:Not sure if that’s the joke but he’s trying to: It'd be funny (and rather tragic) if he did open Nathfield Eats then got shut down a few months later by the DMCAmonster. What food and drink items would he sell? One might be, "NathJuice... only Nathfield can cleanse this bitch of an earth, but this will cleanse your colon!" Orange, of couse, maybe with added prune juice.
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 05:39 |
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did anyone say Ejizz
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BigBadSteve posted:It'd be funny (and rather tragic) if he did open Nathfield Eats then got shut down a few months later by the DMCAmonster. Re-re-rebranded frozen lasagnas of course. Also just large hunks of cheese if the podcast is a good indicator.
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 13:07 |
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Feeling nostalgic, I went back to the first five pages of this thread and collected the important posts. Come, relive these memories with me. If anyone ever wants to edit them into the op or some other page summarizing the beginning of this incredible saga. If there's interest, I will do the rest of the thread. Sometime in summer (?) 2018, GarfieldEATS opens in Toronto. March 15 2019, The thread begins. bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:https://garfieldeats.com/ bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Jim Davis will really let lease his IP out for any amount of money for any reason, won't he bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:It's a rabbit hole into capitalist insanity. And it's totally real. Captain Beans posted:lol this guy’s instagram is off the chain I had forgotten that Nathen's nuttier side was foreshadowed very early in the saga: A side character we see rarely: Icochet posted:What the gently caress is going on Captain Beans posted:He’s from Dubai I think?? It makes a lot of sense in the way he comes across as an alien attempting to act like a successful human businessman. Except in his case he’s trying to mimic a western capitalism tech/young CEO after google translating all his source material. sandwiches_and_ham posted:I counted six pepperoni slices on the entire pizza and as a co-worker bit into a slice, she said, “I’m not sure if I ate the pizza or the box. The crust was really cardboardy and the pepperoni didn’t taste real.” Pastry of the Year posted:
Mordja posted:It's an orange storefront with comic strips in the window. Finally, on page 5, someone does some actual research: goodog posted:So I tried figuring out where the gently caress the money for this came from. The answer is an amazing failson story. Nathen Mazri's dad is an investment banker called Hayssam El-Masri. He manages multi-billion projects that look like this. goodog posted:Nathen did an incredible interview with The Globe and Mail, which explains why the gently caress he chose Garfield. The whole interview is insanity. Mr Luxury Yacht posted:
dokmo fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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dokmo posted:Feeling nostalgic, I went back to the first five pages of this thread and collected the important posts. Come, relive these memories with me. If anyone every wants to edit them into the op or some other page summarizing the beginning of this incredible saga. If there's interest, I will do the rest of the thread. why did you post a screencap from the Eric Andre show
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BigBadSteve posted:I won't encourage you outright to reach out and touch the poop but Oh, I have resisted touching poop for a very long time
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 16:17 |
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If you were worried Garfield Mazri might be dead they have posted what purports to be proof of life. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1632600571470381057 However it also includes a more troubling idea but at least no one will be lining up to bother this cat.
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:21 |
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That cat has Seen poo poo
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 18:45 |
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that cat no longer needs eyes to see
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 19:11 |
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hang in there baby
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 19:11 |
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determined or not, that cat is long entergaged
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 19:28 |
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Thanks for the trip down memory lane dokmo posted:A side character we see rarely: but wait somehow I missed this detail. Haider? Turns out the guy is Austrian. There really is an Austrian involved in every scam. True to form this guy is now shilling metaverse and web3 bullshit lmao. Nathen has the best business partners
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 19:45 |
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chadbear posted:Thanks for the trip down memory lane Nathen hates that guy now and at least partially blames him for the failure of GarfieldEats
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 19:57 |
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GarfieldEATS failure blame appropriation: - Nickelodeon: 90% - Haider: 10% - Nathen: 0%
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# ? Mar 9, 2023 20:04 |
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Y'all forgetting the landmonster
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Y'all forgetting the landmonster I could never forget the landmonster
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chadbear posted:Thanks for the trip down memory lane Never trust a guy who fuked the cat
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