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wynott dunn posted:Apparently you can shop by voice He should hire the Angel Gabby voiceover person to be the Siri of this venture for full entergagement.
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EEKA GEEK posted:Also "arse" is such a distinctively Commonwealth/un-American parlance. It is alienating to me! It’s not even a thing Canadians say
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Plant MONSTER. posted:You a*se, how could you? oh, geez 
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Blue Moonlight posted:He should hire the Angel Gabby voiceover person to be the Siri of this venture for full entergagement. gently caress no! Get the pigman to do it!
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Since we're all feeling retrospective, here's one of the few recorded experiences of actually going to Garfield Eats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjeToadShU8 Strange Æons posted:I'm so confused and unsettled by all of this Bonus frozen lasagna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1l5QpIo3BE&t=1057s
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angerbeet posted:There was a Scooby Doo EATS?! Two years ago almost to the day 
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dokmo posted:Two years ago almost to the day drat Nathen has been "making" frozen lasagna for 121 years?
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Checked out the original 35-minute launch video for Scooby-Doo EATS! and I have to admit he surprised me by actually having a farmer on. I thought the farm to plate stuff was 100% bullshit https://youtu.be/O-imyHk6KtY
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Computer viking posted:Since we're all feeling retrospective, here's one of the few recorded experiences of actually going to Garfield Eats: No matter how many times I try to watch these I can never make it to where she actually talks about the restaurant. She's as bad as Nathen in her own way.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:No matter how many times I try to watch these I can never make it to where she actually talks about the restaurant. She's as bad as Nathen in her own way. Skipping ahead is recommended here, yes. (Though I do genuinely like some later videos she's made exploring the weirdness happening in fanfic writing and tumblr some 15-20 years ago)
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When I went to GarfieldEATS the ipads were broken and I had to look a minimum wage employee in the eyes and say 'I would like a garfgherita pizza with the special sauce' with the lips and tongue that God gave me and when I die I will be held accountable for my words and deeds
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Killingyouguy! posted:When I went to GarfieldEATS the ipads were broken and I had to look a minimum wage employee in the eyes and say 'I would like a garfgherita pizza with the special sauce' with the lips and tongue that God gave me and when I die I will be held accountable for my words and deeds Also, the picture you got of yourself and Nathen (legend) will be engraved on your tombstone.
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Duckman2008 posted:Also, the picture you got of yourself and Nathen (legend) will be engraved on your tombstone. entergaged from beyond...
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Poil posted:I watched that video a couple of hours ago and now I'm learning about secret gay nuns and the history of queer women's symbols. Sometimes the algorithm is a blessing, like when YouTube directed me to Kevin Devine's acoustic version of "Brother's Blood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynX4zYGsMg
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Killingyouguy! posted:entergaged from beyond... Sounds like a good title for a death metal album
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The visuals and the descriptions of the people ingesting the "food" is making me want to garf.  It's even worse than what I remember from when I started reading this thread. I wonder if nathield ever ate any of it himself.Powerful Katrinka posted:Sometimes the algorithm is a blessing, like when YouTube directed me to Kevin Devine's acoustic version of "Brother's Blood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynX4zYGsMg Poil fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 12, 2023 |
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Poil posted:The visuals and the descriptions of the people ingesting the "food" is making me want to garf. Well, this made my day
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Poil posted:The visuals and the descriptions of the people ingesting the "food" is making me want to garf. Could Nathen come up with a product or idea that was so bad even he wouldn't try to hype it?
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If i had a lot of time on my hands, and Nathen ever finished a single thing, one thing I'd like to do is sell knock off poo poo on egeez
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kntfkr posted:If i had a lot of time on my hands, and Nathen ever finished a single thing, one thing I'd like to do is sell knock off poo poo on egeez there’s clearly a niche for spaderman underwear
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Checked out the original 35-minute launch video for Scooby-Doo EATS! and I have to admit he surprised me by actually having a farmer on. I thought the farm to plate stuff was 100% bullshit Farm to plate is doubly bullshit, because it implies freshness instead of frozen ready meals. It also promises something going directly from farm to plate without a middle man, but just as with egeez, being a middle man is the only thing Nathen is.
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this is the perfect summary of egeez. nathen is just in the middle, completely not needed at any point in the process.
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But you don't understand. Had Nathen invented egeez before founding the world's first GarfieldEats, he would have been able to open 200 GarfieldEats locations worldwide, pleasing the Garfieldheads around the globe!!
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Back in my era, a year and a half ago, I didn't have the advantages available to me now, like this half formed business idea that has something to do with something I read about licensing I think!
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Ohhhhhhhh So Egeez is like Amazon but it comes with a guarantee that it won't be selling any surprise knock offs. Why didn't he just say that?
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Drunk Nerds posted:Ohhhhhhhh And you can see how that would help facilitate the opening of triple-digit Garfield themed restaurants
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Drunk Nerds posted:Ohhhhhhhh Probably because he won't be selling anything at all.
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kntfkr posted:Back in my era, a year and a half ago, I didn't have the advantages available to me now, like this half formed business idea that has something to do with something I read about licensing I think! 
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Drunk Nerds posted:Ohhhhhhhh Big asterisk: * assuming the licensed product you want to buy has a relationship with Eegeez. It’s funny Eegeez doesn’t seem to handle distribution though, only the licensing agreement so it’s like “yeah sure, we’ll make sure the poo poo we sell is not counterfeit but good luck getting that crap to customers lol”
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Plant MONSTER. posted:But you don't understand. Had Nathen invented egeez before founding the world's first GarfieldEats, he would have been able to open 200 GarfieldEats locations worldwide, pleasing the Garfieldheads around the globe!! Based on available evidence, I think there are very specific ways he would like to please Garfield's head
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Drunk Nerds posted:Ohhhhhhhh But with no warehousing or infrastructure of its own. It’s more like a license verification service and online catalogue, like an anti-Etsy, where nothing is handmade and everything is available elsewhere.
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DoombatINC posted:And you can see how that would help facilitate the opening of triple-digit Garfield themed restaurants Each Garfield pizza would have been inspected by a team of Egeez branding experts for brand authenticity (branticity) and given a hallmark to prove it, so your entergagement would have been guaranteed
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