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oh my god https://twitter.com/VCBrags/status/1635072613189050368
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Mar 13, 2023 12:55
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Jim Kramer is almost full Metal Gear Solid voice by now
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Mar 13, 2023 12:55
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comedyblissoption posted:it's a bail out of uninsured depositors that are billionaires where did this narrative even come from, why do you think individual billionaires would ever want to hold on to fuckloads of cash equivalents earning far less than they could in any other investment the accounts are nearly all companies holding cash for operational expenses, it's not a bet, it's the opposite of a bet, as the only way they lose is the catastrophic failure of a top 20 largest bank, not a shift in the market you can think it's a bad thing to make depositors whole without making up the dumbest poo poo in the world to justify it. you can just think it's bad
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Mar 13, 2023 12:55
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Death By The Blues posted:In simple terms what does this mean Nothing, most of this is pretty far removed from being real
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Mar 13, 2023 12:55
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Beached Whale posted:All Time Highs don't mind me just quoting this
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Mar 13, 2023 12:56
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SKULL.GIF posted:The overnight rally began dumping pretty much the instant he tweeted this stuff. He has a true gift. "A man can be an artist. In anything. Food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Cramer's art is financial death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."
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Mar 13, 2023 12:57
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so are at least two more banks shutting down today
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Mar 13, 2023 13:01
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triple sulk posted:so are at least two more banks shutting down today maybe. First Republic may already be dead based on how the market is moving against it.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:02
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did you know Barney Frank sits on the board of Signature bank? https://twitter.com/josephzeballos/status/1635074769895981056
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Mar 13, 2023 13:02
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triple sulk posted:so are at least two more banks shutting down today inshallah
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Mar 13, 2023 13:03
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SpaceDrake posted:nah, material reality is going to reflect on policy eventually, and we get ever closer to that every day next time will be different! unless…
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Mar 13, 2023 13:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTF01KRkGhA
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Mar 13, 2023 13:06
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Hockenheim posted:don't mind me just quoting this this is gonna make for the dopest meme video, where you just put a bunch of cramer tweets at various points superimposed against a graph of number sinking
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Mar 13, 2023 13:06
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coelomate posted:Biden speaking at 8am Monday, a totally normal time for Presidential addresses and in no way a Baghdad Bob impression. And speaking before markets open. 
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Mar 13, 2023 13:07
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HSBC bought the SVB UK branch for £1
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Mar 13, 2023 13:09
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Monday the 13th 2023, a date that will live in infamy
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Mar 13, 2023 13:10
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neutral milf hotel posted:did you know Barney Frank sits on the board of Signature bank? sat* bank got nuked yesterday and board management and shareholders r fuk today. all assets now owned by FDIC :salute:
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Mar 13, 2023 13:11
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coelomate posted:Biden speaking at 8am Monday, a totally normal time for Presidential addresses and in no way a Baghdad Bob impression. 9am in the real time zone, ET: https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/ quote:President Biden delivers remarks on maintaining a resilient banking system and protecting our historic economic recovery. Yes, the most resilient banking system
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Mar 13, 2023 13:12
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SKULL.GIF posted:Monday the 13th 2023, a date that will live in infamy we doing affirmations to wish this into existence now? dow futures arts down like 0.25%, I feel like we’re gonna be disappointed in todays blood
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Mar 13, 2023 13:12
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coelomate posted:we doing affirmations to wish this into existence now? "down -0.25%" ignoring that it's down 2.6% from the high of the overnight rally that came on the back of the FDIC declaring an end to insolvency, coming off a -1.5% dump on Friday.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:14
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coelomate posted:maybe. First Republic may already be dead based on how the market is moving against it. waiting to see if the VCs and their companies who parked money in FR are going to start running today it'd be hellaa funny if a bunch of em transferred cash from SVB to FR and then start moving it from FR to ?? today. The bank run treadmill.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:17
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Lmao the market doesn't even care
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Mar 13, 2023 13:20
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Mola Yam posted:had a flash of clarity where i realized the next X years are just whipsawing rapidly between liquidity crises and rapid inflation, shaking society apart like a limp infant. not an allegory i expected to read at breakfast but ok
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Mar 13, 2023 13:22
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Mr Hootington posted:HSBC bought the SVB UK branch for £1 I’d buy that for a dollar
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Mar 13, 2023 13:23
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Peter Thiel orchestrated a bankrun to keep Jay in line is some Mr Robot poo poo
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Mar 13, 2023 13:25
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what liquidity crisis?
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Mar 13, 2023 13:26
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neutral milf hotel posted:did you know Barney Frank sits on the board of Signature bank? No nipples on display this time, he clearly learned
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Mar 13, 2023 13:28
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my bony fealty posted:waiting to see if the VCs and their companies who parked money in FR are going to start running today Bank relay race
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Mar 13, 2023 13:29
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imagine four banks at the edge of a cliff
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Mar 13, 2023 13:29
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neutral milf hotel posted:did you know Barney Frank sits on the board of Signature bank? I seriously thought he was dead.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:30
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my bony fealty posted:waiting to see if the VCs and their companies who parked money in FR are going to start running today imagining a future of never ending bank runs, every day a new bank collapses, and in its place a newer, somehow sketchier replacement crops up, until eventually we’re all just banking with payday loan vendors.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:32
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BRAKE FOR MOOSE posted:where did this narrative even come from, why do you think individual billionaires would ever want to hold on to fuckloads of cash equivalents earning far less than they could in any other investment
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Mar 13, 2023 13:37
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so if i’m a billionaire why should i risk my billions in all this market turmoil, might as well just stash it in a normal cash account, it’s risk free
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Mar 13, 2023 13:39
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Mar 13, 2023 13:40
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-1% -3% from intrasession high
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Mar 13, 2023 13:41
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Jel Shaker posted:so if i’m a billionaire why should i risk my billions in all this market turmoil, might as well just stash it in a normal cash account, it’s risk free if you're a billionaire you should have your billions in short term us treasuries. no bank risk and 4.5% interest dummy. Bank accounts aren't GOOD. They suck. They're just necessary for payroll and poo poo.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:42
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bank run bank run whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they bailout you
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Mar 13, 2023 13:42
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me, managing literal trillions of assets, talking to my friends who also oversee trillions of assets: do you think we should let our iron grip of financial domination slip for even a second?
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Mar 13, 2023 13:43
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2 year treasurers yield is down .52BPS. 
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Mar 13, 2023 13:44
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.52BPS lol
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