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HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009


yeah i bet

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Iron Crowned posted:

when does it become a twink market?

Problem is that twinks are an asset that depreciates even faster than a car.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
"may god protected our troops" ??

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
companies are richer than ever. now they can stop raising prices.

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




the lowest energy exit

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

my bony fealty posted:

wake me up when its a cougar market

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




Sweeper posted:

"may god protected our troops" ??

also lol'd at this

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

he honestly looks like he died already tbh

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

when does it become a twink market?

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Angryhead posted:

also lol'd at this

guess the markov chain which is his brain didn't turn off early enough

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FRC popped to $34 during the Brandon speech and is getting blasted to sub-$29 right now.

It closed Friday at $81.76.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Rolling that mummified gently caress out before the market opens is definitely reassuring

It was like a week after Russia invaded Ukraine when they got him able to talk about it. Our planes were running over desperate Afganis like 3 days before he muttered a statement.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
well they do say deaths come in threes

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

my bony fealty posted:

does he not know airplanes have wifi you can buy

this is the third "oh no I have to get on airplane while news is happening" tweet I've seen about this, from people who can clearly afford a $10 wifi pass

Krugman's level of computer acumen:

https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1215130828423876608

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

rambles dog pony soldier ahh back my in times farts uhh protected our troops

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

wtf do you mean by we are nothing if we can't shelter money for crooks

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


I hope channel 5 was on the ground covering the bank run

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
jim cramer just said Wells Fargo is in great shape

F

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

its amazing how that imbecile is wrong every single time and he causes a meltdown

true power

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


skaboomizzy posted:

jim cramer just said Wells Fargo is in great shape

F

:mrgw:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

skaboomizzy posted:

jim cramer just said Wells Fargo is in great shape

F

"Wow, Wells Fargo is opening new credit accounts at an astounding pace. According to these numbers, everyone in America has at least 5 accounts with Wells Fargo. Excellent fundamentals over there. Wells Fargo is a fortress."

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

biden hobbling back to his chambers like he forgot how doorknobs work

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Furman, who was praising all of this last night, is going wait a minute
https://twitter.com/jasonfurman/status/1635268094502531074?t=-sLTQoGayxNtPIxhBlQVVw&s=19
https://twitter.com/jasonfurman/status/1635268109094486016?t=-RuKtc8se3BHYCpPFafwRA&s=19

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1635248548299292673

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
student debt relief?
no, more bailouts!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

my bony fealty posted:

wake me up when its a cougar market

:hmmyes:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So when the market eats my roth IRA where do I sign up for the bailouts
I don't even need big money the $250k is fine

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

mayopoulos

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So when the market eats my roth IRA where do I sign up for the bailouts
I don't even need big money the $250k is fine

just found a bank! i looked into it once, alas to get a bank charter you more or less need to already have run a bank. RIGGED.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
how about gayopoulos and he's CEO for the fellas

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

no losses no losses youre the losses

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
We all already know who the government works for and the bailout isn't a surprise. But I'm still mad.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Get ready for this infuriating line to be repeated as a shibboleth by liberals and to be scolded as a "Bernard Bro" if you call it a bailout.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Zeroisanumber posted:

We all already know who the government works for and the bailout isn't a surprise. But I'm still mad.

it’s that they couldn’t even pretend to move slowly, they don’t even do the theater for us anymore

where’s the passion? the spark has gone out of this romance

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


Market is open baby let's DO THI--

wow that's a lotta red

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Working hard!
https://twitter.com/DennisKelleher/status/1635269410578661378?t=iBrruYDKKOi1dle6B6e19w&s=19

Another good thread and also lmao
https://twitter.com/DanielaGabor/status/1635269918940893185?t=M6iL8jCk2SqLi85qYzEIpA&s=19

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FRC trading instantly halted at open.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

coelomate posted:

Market is open baby let's DO THI--

wow that's a lotta red

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text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Red Baron posted:

it’s that they couldn’t even pretend to move slowly, they don’t even do the theater for us anymore

yeah this is it. couldn't even let the VC freaks stew in their anxiety for a day

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