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shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

lol you guys should switch to IB as your trading platform

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coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


Death By The Blues posted:

zion another pacific regional bank is eating poo poo right now too.

Yeah they're next in line judging purely by today's stock drop.

Comerica, keycorp, and regions financial are the next 3 biggest drops in the S&P500 today. Schwab isn't far behind number 5 tho.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


gold is money

end the fed

RON PAUL '08

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

your all dog faced pony soldiers everything is fine were doing great ignore the myriad of problems behind me

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

shrike82 posted:

lol you guys should switch to IB as your trading platform

I'm switching to Schwab, non-zero chance I own the whole thing by the end of the day

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

coelomate posted:



This eating poo poo would cause real panic. Lotta retail and stock there.

Lol goddamn

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Our beloved chart goddess Liz Ann Sonders works at Schwab.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

shrike82 posted:

lol you guys should switch to IB as your trading platform

i'm gonna move all my money to robinhood to be safe from traditional banks

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

this is the loving problem when your industry's foundation is based on cocaine instead of weed, people can't ride this poo poo out

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

coelomate posted:

gold is money

end the fed

RON PAUL '08

true purestrainers know :smug:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
How much history has gone on since 2016? How much can people be expected to take?

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

chairman xi please send dragon tanks to help us

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I have 2 separate boomers texting me asking me to explain wtf is going on. Everyone's spooked now.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
tesla down another 4%

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
It does seem like a lose-lose situation.

Do investors seem concerned? If you address it, you've validated that it's a concern and you'll get pummeled.

If you ignore it, investors will assume you're hiding something and you'll still get pummeled.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635273950547804160

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



SKULL.GIF posted:

I have 2 separate boomers texting me asking me to explain wtf is going on. Everyone's spooked now.

Tell them to pull all the money from their bank right now

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

just do what china did a few years ago and just pause the stock market for a bit (forever)

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

SKULL.GIF posted:

I have 2 separate boomers texting me asking me to explain wtf is going on. Everyone's spooked now.

"Market's scared shitless. Pray that it doesn't poo poo itself to death."

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
here comes the rally back in the green

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005


Matt Levine back in 2022:

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Tell them to pull all the money from their bank right now

They'd do well to have a neutral third party (me) hold it for them while stuff is uncertain, I accept venmo and paypal

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
The market is a horse and if you spook it all the money inside will evaporate before it can be enjoyed as delicious horsemeat

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SCHW on its 3rd halt, FRC on its 4th.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Koirhor posted:

here comes the rally back in the green

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Does a bank's stock price matter at all for depositors? Seems like that was the main concern for widespread financial meltdown.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


webcams for christ posted:

Matt Levine back in 2022:



:zoid: make that a snickers milkshake and you got yourself a deal

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635274603076685824?s=20

Fleeing to precious metals means now we have a good old-fashioned panic

antipattern
Nov 8, 2019

number already going up, wrap it up bloodailures

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


webcams for christ posted:

Matt Levine back in 2022:



That quote is from his newsletter on Friday March 10th 2023

edit -- i am dumb

durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

ahh poo poo yeah thats the good stuff

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Maybe handing all of our trading over to robots who cannot understand what a bank collapsing means was a bad idea

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


coelomate posted:

That quote is from his newsletter on Friday March 10th 2023

It says in the image he's quoting himself from November.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


PostNouveau posted:

Does a bank's stock price matter at all for depositors? Seems like that was the main concern for widespread financial meltdown.

No, it does not. Although the stock price eating poo poo often happens because the bank is insolvent or having a run, which could impact depositors depending on how nice the fed is feeling if the bank fails.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Don't worry it's just a blood clot it'll come loose soon and the built up blood will flow

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

PostNouveau posted:

Does a bank's stock price matter at all for depositors? Seems like that was the main concern for widespread financial meltdown.

Not to most Credit Suisse depositors at least

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


SKULL.GIF posted:

It says in the image he's quoting himself from November.

i came here to shitpost, not to read

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1635277866765283329?s=20

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

drat

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Nothus posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635274603076685824?s=20

Fleeing to precious metals means now we have a good old-fashioned panic

A nice & healthy sign for sure

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