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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Lol this rules. Not quite the high if watching everything implode with Bear, but boy is it a really nice to just be nodding along laughing semi maniacally while the banking sector implodes because of a crisis in confidence.

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Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

lol Peter Thiel and friends tanked a bank to scare the fed into lowering rates because gently caress inflation they need cheap money to keep up their adrenocrome science operations to live forever

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

lol

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

he really looks his age in that video good lord

love my disintegrating president

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




How is this motherfucker going to survive the 2024 election season?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Iron Crowned posted:

Also my Google fu the other day indicates that Fifth Third is the bank that ADP uses, so if they tank that's like everyone's paycheck

they do my paycheck but lol come on die already

also lmao at that probe

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

love my disintegrating president



mr president

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Cao Ni Ma posted:

How is this motherfucker going to survive the 2024 election season?

i dont think hes actually even alive thats probably a dummy

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Cao Ni Ma posted:

How is this motherfucker going to survive the 2024 election season?

He isn't. It's gonna be an open field. Everyone knows he's about to disintegrate.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



HallelujahLee posted:

thats probably a dummy

Well yeah, it's Joe Brandon.




Oh...you mean a mannequin.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Finma deez nuts.

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635325169354014720

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Milosh posted:

where should I buy Chinese bonds from?

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

how was First Republic Bank not affected by covid? they barely took a hit

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

seems pretty easy to me!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Oglethorpe posted:

how was First Republic Bank not affected by covid? they barely took a hit

Huh? They took a -33% hit going from $120 to $80.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Oh thank God. Time to pour all these Iraqi dinars I've been sitting on into Chinese bonds

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol did whoever mentioned the discord accidentally summon Blitz7x here?

We must always be kind to our tff brethren

Even blindsite

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

HallelujahLee posted:

multiple banks collapsing no big deal trains derail and poison a town no big deal its all good everything is good the vibes are good

relax, they shot down the balloons and theyre banning tiktok, they have it under control

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

fanfic insert posted:

relax, they shot down the balloons and theyre banning tiktok, they have it under control

if there is legitimate collapse happening they will ban tiktok instantly because they dont want young people talking poo poo they cant monitor super easily

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


whoa that’s a lot of new posts compared to early this morning, what happened?

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

fanfic insert posted:

relax, they shot down the balloons and theyre banning tiktok, they have it under control

good

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

May Xi have a glorious third term!

RadiRoot has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Mar 13, 2023

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
*sees bank stocks eating poo poo*

*buys a million dollars worth*

i am very smart. i am a titan of industry

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

biceps crimes posted:

whoa that’s a lot of new posts compared to early this morning, what happened?

blood

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/charliebilello/status/1635025667787227136?t=4VHyXNfNUqvdjLBfc6tMCw&s=19
https://twitter.com/charliebilello/status/1635030223975772161?t=dCYTqbEmGFuVntA09MH5_A&s=19

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

biceps crimes posted:

whoa that’s a lot of new posts compared to early this morning, what happened?

nothing

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Cao Ni Ma posted:

How is this motherfucker going to survive the 2024 election season?

SKULL.GIF posted:

He isn't. It's gonna be an open field. Everyone knows he's about to disintegrate.

:lmao:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Look fat, the economy is doing great

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
I'm going to make a wild assumption here and say that there has been zero discussion over actually re-instating reserve requirements and raising the reserve requirement ratio. Which is extremely funny.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
starting to worry that invisible hands and already wealthy guys just looking out for themselves isn't the best way to organize an economy

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun


This dumbass like "the govt just bailed everyone out but people will want to buy insurance"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

rex rabidorum vires posted:

I'm going to make a wild assumption here and say that there has been zero discussion over actually re-instating reserve requirements and raising the reserve requirement ratio. Which is extremely funny.

and lose all that liquidity????

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

biceps crimes posted:

whoa that’s a lot of new posts compared to early this morning, what happened?

number happened friend. Low prices to you!

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
getting jacked off by an invisible hand must feel crazy good

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



rex rabidorum vires posted:

I'm going to make a wild assumption here and say that there has been zero discussion over actually re-instating reserve requirements and raising the reserve requirement ratio. Which is extremely funny.

sounds like communism to me

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i think the 2 year/10 year is uninverting while its negative, which is a telltale sign of a recession starting

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Top City Homo posted:

Look fat, the economy is doing great

look fiat, the economy is doing great

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

rex rabidorum vires posted:

I'm going to make a wild assumption here and say that there has been zero discussion over actually re-instating reserve requirements and raising the reserve requirement ratio. Which is extremely funny.

That would require legislation that pisses off donors.

Leo
Oct 25, 2005


Why is Schwab taking a beating while some regional bank stocks (like OZK) are holding steady?

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lessail posted:

getting jacked off by an invisible hand must feel crazy good

You could just close your eyes

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