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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

If lunch trays were made with some sort of organic material that was derived from a plant source, you could in theory tell the school children to eat the lunch tray and they could get all their servings of veggies!

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
lots of fiber in those trays

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Glumwheels posted:

Nah, that would probably piss them off. Gutting child labor protection laws was ok because boomers think kids are weak and lazy. Kids should be working in the mines to teach them life lessons and so boomers can get their lattes faster from Starbucks.

Eating red meat is a god given right so anything else is just wrong.

lol, you spend an awful lot of time dwelling on What Chuds & Boomers Think.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Nice and hot piss posted:

If lunch trays were made with some sort of organic material that was derived from a plant source, you could in theory tell the school children to eat the lunch tray and they could get all their servings of veggies!

A Bakers Cousin posted:

lots of fiber in those trays

hell they ought to appoint the cspam brain trust to the dept of education, lotta good ideas itt

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
oh you summoned willa by complaining about olds

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Nice and hot piss posted:

If lunch trays were made with some sort of organic material that was derived from a plant source, you could in theory tell the school children to eat the lunch tray and they could get all their servings of veggies!

some sort of sun chip/taco bowl situation here

we could even flavor blast the trays with doritos dust

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

mistermojo posted:

those pictures are Sweetgreens interpretation of school lunches, with the point being how little fresh fruit and vegetables american lunches have https://www.vox.com/2015/1/8/7513435/school-lunches-world



lmao that every serving in that pic is a form of carbs.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
goons are beautiful creatures. the bank run news dries up for like 5 minutes so everyones talking about school lunch. love it.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Nice and hot piss posted:

Can we gamble on Gamblers? I feel like that's an untapped opportunity.

Could even do betting like "old man in casino loses 5 grand on blackjack hand, 2:1 odds if he throws his drink at the dealer."

yeah its called being a bookie and the house always win

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Nice and hot piss posted:

If lunch trays were made with some sort of organic material that was derived from a plant source, you could in theory tell the school children to eat the lunch tray and they could get all their servings of veggies!

ok earl of sandwich

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
being confused that other countries care that their children are well fed is hilarious

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Hungry for blood and lunch

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

oh wait, that's cottage cheese, not puked up potatoes lol.

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
300 unread posts in 2 hours

either we got circuit breakers, or it's another food derail

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Blood not food

https://twitter.com/BongripCapital/status/1635358822528319491?t=PvF33PUIZyMDm_rRUkGBcA&s=19

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Willa Rogers posted:

oh wait, that's cottage cheese, not puked up potatoes lol.

wait really?

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Tom Tucker posted:

Barney Frank looked disgusting--overexposed assets protruding--in his bank before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

Lmao Indian food is just like ghee and vegetable oil

If you think kids are fat now, imagine them after putting down a full thali every day.

India:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if thats's cottage cheese that cottage cheese has problems

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

300 unread posts in 2 hours

either we got circuit breakers, or it's another food derail

Kraft is now allowed to sell Lunchables as school lunch.

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



how many banks have collapsed so far? is it "just" silicon valley bank and signature bank?

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

A Bakers Cousin posted:

oh you summoned willa by complaining about olds

Oops my mistake

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
kids won’t get fat shucking chicken carcasses. child labor laws make fat children.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
re: American School Lunches

The secret is to go to a school district so poor and small that there's no profit to be extracted from privatizing the school lunch.

My High School still has homemade food regularly for lunch because there's no money to be made feeding less than 400 kids who all live in coal hollers.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

mistermojo posted:

those pictures are Sweetgreens interpretation of school lunches, with the point being how little fresh fruit and vegetables american lunches have https://www.vox.com/2015/1/8/7513435/school-lunches-world



is it cottage cheese or is it rice on the lower left? :iiam:

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Willa Rogers posted:

oh wait, that's cottage cheese, not puked up potatoes lol.

i'm pretty sure they're (instant) mashed potatoes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jon Pod Van Damm posted:

how many banks have collapsed so far? is it "just" silicon valley bank and signature bank?

now would be a good time for a bank to fail since the fdic is doing a full jubelee

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Looks like potats to me

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I wish I was a failed bank :(

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
there's no way a school in the US would serve that much cottage cheese, it's potato flakes from a giant 50 lb paper bag

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Crazypoops posted:

Looks like potats to me

so the meal is all-carbs lol.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

spacemang_spliff posted:

i'm pretty sure they're (instant) mashed potatoes

Nah that's regular mashed potatoes prepared in a very lazy way with no effort made to reduce lumps

Instant mashed potatoes cant get lumpy by the nature of their composititon

spacemang_spliff posted:

there's no way a school in the US would serve that much cottage cheese, it's potato flakes from a giant 50 lb paper bag

I think this is just what the photographer had on hand, not to stereotype but ppl with DSLRs dont seem to be the target demo for spuds

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Willa Rogers posted:

so the meal is all-carbs lol.

There's at least .2oz of chicken underneath the breading probably.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


smh at depicting an american school lunch with mashed potatoes and it isn't in an ice cream scoop shape

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU
Will the feds bailout the people once this implodes?

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1635331705249878016

no?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Mirthless posted:

Nah that's regular mashed potatoes prepared in a very lazy way with no effort made to reduce lumps

Instant mashed potatoes cant get lumpy by the nature of their composititon

I think this is just what the photographer had on hand, not to stereotype but ppl with DSLRs dont seem to be the target demo for spuds

how about they're instant but they still have lumps the worst of both worlds

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
also the original oracles were cooler

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
yeah if theres still powder that could be lumpy lol

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
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PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Jizzny Princess posted:

Will the feds bailout the people once this implodes?

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1635331705249878016

no?

What if we compromise and they bailout the people who gave the bad loans.

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