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Nikno Podiumberg
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 23:20 |
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Sunk Dunk posted:id take that job if i could talk to max for a couple mins after you dog faced pony soldier
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 23:28 |
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ethanol posted:you dog faced pony soldier
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 23:51 |
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Alright, finished S2. S3 (2020) predictions. Williams stops winning All the young guys stop crashing into their teammates (but start crashing into the enemy) As this is supposedly the last year to throw money at everything, all the big teams will dominate by throwing even more money at things. Haas breaks into the top 3 Williams...lol, nah There's at least one race where it's Red Bull Red Bull Red Bull Red Bull at the finish. That disgraced Indian trump type guy shows back up with a shadow investor to win his team back.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 00:06 |
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Lol, Hass winning. Prepare for the age of Mazespin
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 00:11 |
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Elendil004 posted:Haas breaks into the top 3
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 00:15 |
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ethanol posted:you dog faced pony soldier sorry did you say frog faced tony poster
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 00:15 |
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Elendil004 posted:Alright, finished S2. S3 (2020) predictions. Incorrect Don’t try and make these types of predictions from DTS. They literally only show like, 1/4 of the drama within a season because they only have so much footage that they need to make work in the context of their stories. You’re going to miss so much of moves teams actually make other than the like, 4 drivers that they show doing some contract move to another team. Also like, they make teammates look like they hate each other perpetually. Some do, but there’s a scene with two Mclaren drivers in 2021 where in DTS Lando says “HE PUSHED ME OFF” and it’s edited to look like the two teammates came together. This is just an outright lie, he didn’t say that about his teammate nor did they push each other there.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 00:47 |
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2020 was a wild season. So many chaotic races
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 00:49 |
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2020 was the last good year in F1
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 01:00 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Incorrect No it's ok they are only predictions for DTS.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 01:11 |
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f1tv does not have the 86 spanish gp but it has ~50 minutes of highlights that so far are very very good marlboro mclarens, the john player renault. drat these cars are so much smaller
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 01:47 |
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Thanks Ants posted:2020 was the last good year in F1 Agreed. We got the Black Merc and Lewis fought against racism for all of us
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 02:03 |
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ethanol posted:The pace car cleans up all the poop max leaves on the track because he poops and pees immediately upon getting in the car. It’s the only place he feels comfortable to do that these days. His private jet has a race car cockpit installed in it so he can poo and pee there on long trips
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 02:03 |
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I love that the new intro really captures the pathos of leclerc
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 02:54 |
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Jon Carbuncle posted:I love that the new intro really captures the pathos of leclerc the thousand yard stare cracks me up
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 03:09 |
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Thanks Ants posted:2020 was the last good year in F1 I think you'll find the last Good Year was in 1998, after that Bridgstone took over as the sole supplier. Also Mika Hakkinen won his first World Championship.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 03:10 |
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Elendil004 posted:I want to get into the current season so I dont know if I can take a break and do a whole older f1 season. Don't worry, since this is F1, you'll be incredibly, aggresively bored out of your mind very soon watching it. I'd say like in two races max. Like not slightly bored, but a race will come along that hits you harder than any long covid could, that just right out sucks even the last bit of energy to stay awake out of your body, floors you right then and there, makes you truly understand what "the lights go out" really means, and when you think you can finally fall asleep, will go even one step further and put you into a nearly comatose state that would make normal, non-F1 watching people call the ambulance or depending on if they like you or not the undertaker right away. After this happened, it'll happen about ten to eightteen times more this season until the wrong guy wins WDC. That's the moments you can watch the 2021 season, inception-style. Just remember to instruct someone to bump you back to fully awake state.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 03:28 |
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tuo posted:Don't worry, since this is F1, you'll be incredibly, aggresively bored out of your mind very soon watching it. I'd say like in two races max. Like not slightly bored, but a race will come along that hits you harder than any long covid could, that just right out sucks even the last bit of energy to stay awake out of your body, floors you right then and there, makes you truly understand what "the lights go out" really means, and when you think you can finally fall asleep, will go even one step further and put you into a nearly comatose state that would make normal, non-F1 watching people call the ambulance or depending on if they like you or not the undertaker right away. After this happened, it'll happen about ten to eightteen times more this season until the wrong guy wins WDC. I have a 1 year old now and my wife says I have to choose my solo weekend activities.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 03:44 |
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Residency Evil posted:I have a 1 year old now and my wife says I have to choose my solo weekend activities. Crybaby crying that they can't watch other big crybabies because of an actual baby?
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 04:41 |
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you only need like 7 minutes for the first 3 laps, then you can alternate between checking on the kid and shitposting in the thread
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 04:51 |
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Residency Evil posted:I have a 1 year old now and my wife says I have to choose my solo weekend activities. We are living in a world where smart home devices exist,so I'm sure there is a way to make the TV switch to MotoGP when a device notices you getting close to the dreaded lap five nap. It'll bring you right back to the edge of your seat, and you can switch back to F1 after the way shorter race to catch the end of the 30 min safety car phase triggered by light rain twenty kilometres away from the track. e: then again with Nando actually beeing in the mix at the front, I assume we might get a rather not-boring season, fingers crossed.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 06:02 |
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man you guys are getting me hyped for the next race
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 07:39 |
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Sunk Dunk posted:man you guys are getting me hyped for the next race Bad track, bad host country, bad cars. Not sure you want to get too worked up right now. Save your excitement for a real circuit or Baku.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 08:52 |
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Some of my most memorably satisfying naps have been waking up after an hour because my brain managed to parse that the TV was yelling about a safety car after 40 laps of nothingness.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 09:32 |
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Forgot about this gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JLb8wcetfM
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 09:33 |
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I don't really drink Monday-Saturday, but bring either a case of Holsten Pils or a bottle of something themed (i.e. tequila for Mexican GP) to my friends house for grands prix. We tend to crack a can open for the race start, and if nothing has happened in the first 5 laps or so, start drinking in earnest. That way you have a fun 'chill session' and 'bants' with a friend with F1 in the background, punctuated occasionally with things like "Oh poo poo, Leclerc went into the gravel! Oh no wait that's Sainz. Wait no, Crofty's saying it is Leclerc. No wait, Crofty was just wrong, it is Sainz."
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 10:31 |
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Diet Crack posted:Forgot about this gem Imagine loving something up so badly that even Ferrari are trying to save you from yourself.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 10:40 |
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F1 is for Sunday afternoon naps
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 12:11 |
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net work error posted:Bad track, bad host country, bad cars. Not sure you want to get too worked up right now. Save your excitement for a real circuit or Baku. Hey now, there could be missiles to spice things up
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 13:01 |
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Rectal Placenta posted:F1 is for Sunday afternoon naps It's lights out and away we doze F1 nap crew gang tag when
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 13:15 |
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net work error posted:Bad track, bad host country, bad cars. Not sure you want to get too worked up right now. Save your excitement for a real circuit or Baku. There’s only been two races and I can remember things from them, it can’t be that bad: 1) when Max was on a screaming quali lap but ran into the wall on the last corner 2) when Max made Hamilton run into him
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 13:33 |
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Snoremula 1 Grand Zzzz..
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 13:52 |
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Boremula 1
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 13:57 |
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Maybe they'll get to dodge Yemeni rocket strikes again this year.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 14:06 |
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Rectal Placenta posted:F1 is for Sunday afternoon naps Honestly most of the European races that start at 8 AM my local time I just watch from bed
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 14:17 |
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Rectal Placenta posted:F1 is for Sunday afternoon naps After ice skating and road cycling my most slept through sport.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 15:41 |
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Elendil004 posted:That disgraced Indian trump type guy shows back up with a shadow investor to win his team back. Vijay Mallya goes to prison and Canadian Lex Luther buys the team.
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 15:52 |
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I have a dumb question. Why do the names of the constructors change so much? For example I saw someone mention Audi and I was thinking to myself Audi doesn’t have a team that I know of. Then I saw they will be replacing Alfa. Is this branding, or the manufacturer supplying the parts? When Andretti gets in his team will be called something like Jimmy johns freaky fast Andretti GMC I’m lovin it
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# ? Mar 14, 2023 16:03 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:13 |
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tony quidtana posted:Increasingly of the opinion that Ferrari needs to back several trucks packed with money up to Gigi Dall'igna's home and just hire him. they'd still gently caress it up by making him shave his eyebrow or something
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