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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
apple tech is amazing

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Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Radirot posted:

We need more monopolies

These guys aren't doing anything more than dropshipping Fannie may mortgages

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002



hungry for apples rear end slogan

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Fuji apples have always been insanely bland every time I’ve ever had them. Maybe I’m just not getting them in season or something.

Jazz is my favorite of the “newer” varieties, but I’m also a Granny Smith degenerate. I love tart :shrug:

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Jizzny Princess posted:

Cosmic Crisps are going to be the next hot apple because they actually have flavor. Followed by maybe the Lucy Rose if that ever hits more shelves.

I still say Pink Ladys are better in pie compared to cosmic crisps though.

applerankings.com says you have mislead me

also it says there is a ludacrisp apple

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

1000 posts per day what the hell

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Jaxyon posted:

applerankings.com says you have mislead me

also it says there is a ludacrisp apple

Genius apple name

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
lmao who the gently caress drinks water what is this 60000 BC

Zantie
Mar 30, 2003

Death. The capricious dance of Now You Stop Moving Forever.

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

Since its a state school those are MY apple patents and I support ruthlessly enforcing my IP

I work at WSU. Funds from the sales of Cosmic Crisp apples helped pay for a portion of our new science building!

durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Jaxyon posted:

applerankings.com says you have mislead me

also it says there is a ludacrisp apple

LUDA

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Smythe posted:

fuji is really cheap. good price/performance ratio. good value

braeburns were $.49/lb yesterday & I got 2 for $.30.

I bake them with oatmeal to eat as an accompaniment to ice cream so I don't care what they taste like raw.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Jaxyon posted:

my partner eats granny smiths

literally doesn't like sweet apples for eating at all

Sever

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



Look I get that we hate Tesla here but that's clearly a Frito-Lay semi. Journalism is dead.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

NeatHeteroDude posted:

1000 posts per day what the hell

The bank runs have everyone's appetites going crazy

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
jazz apples

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
william murderface voice: pazazz apples

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Willa Rogers posted:

braeburns were $.49/lb yesterday & I got 2 for $.30.

Two apples for 30 cents doesn't even sound like a real idea anymore, it's like something out of a period drama

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
how do you like them apples--starring matt damon

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


Zantie posted:

I work at WSU. Funds from the sales of Cosmic Crisp apples helped pay for a portion of our new science building!

did the apple get naming rights

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

Two apples for 30 cents doesn't even sound like a real idea anymore, it's like something out of a period drama

same store was selling avocados for $.39/each last month.

that's cheaper than I ever saw them in socal, land of avocado trees, when I lived there.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

"Just today I gave the local grocery three shiny dimes and he handed me two crisp apples" - something a dementia patient repeats to themselves as their family cries in the other room

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

nexous posted:

wait what did they do to honeycrisp. still delicious when they are in season

they're genetically engineered to have massive cells filled with hfcs

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



GIMMIE ANOTHER DEAD BANK

we had a bank failure on a sunday

don't you dare tell me we can't have a bank failure at 9pm on a weekday

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

mawarannahr posted:

they're genetically engineered up have massive cells filled with hfcs

ok and???

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

mawarannahr posted:

they're genetically engineered to have massive cells filled with hfcs

Theyre putting FRUCTOSE in the drat FRUITS!

Sickening!!!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
+2%tomorrow

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
2 is small potatoes, it’ll be at least +5 tomorrow

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

GIMMIE ANOTHER DEAD BANK

we had a bank failure on a sunday

don't you dare tell me we can't have a bank failure at 9pm on a weekday

They like to shut 'em down when the markets are closed, so I was hoping for one to fail this evening. No dice so far :smith:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Kraft Heinz said two new varieties will be in school cafeterias this fall – turkey and cheddar cracker stackers and extra cheesy pizza.

These are different than those found in grocery stores. The company said they have improved nutrition that meets federal guidelines for the National School Lunch Program.


Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

mawarannahr posted:

they're genetically engineered to have massive cells filled with hfcs

Actually I'm not done with this post yet. Describing regular cultivar breeding as "genetic engineering" is also dumbass bullshit. Thats just basic agriculture.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Granny Smith is the perfect apple to dunk in carmel dip but screw eating it raw

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i'm "genetically engineering" your drink

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Im the little wheelchair guy riding the """"pizza""""

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

NeatHeteroDude posted:

1000 posts per day what the hell

all misspellings of the word economy

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Vox Nihili posted:

Actually I'm not done with this post yet. Describing regular cultivar breeding as "genetic engineering" is also dumbass bullshit. Thats just basic agriculture.

were you genetically engineered to post this way?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



dads friend steve posted:

how can there be a recession coming? we gave the techbros and vc ghouls everything they wanted??

it's almost like this is a bunch of made up bullshit and actual material conditions are what drives reality

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Vox Nihili posted:

Actually I'm not done with this post yet. Describing regular cultivar breeding as "genetic engineering" is also dumbass bullshit. Thats just basic agriculture.

genetic engineering is also good and owns

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
packs of ramen being more expensive than an apple :thunk:

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Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Vox Nihili posted:

Actually I'm not done with this post yet. Describing regular cultivar breeding as "genetic engineering" is also dumbass bullshit. Thats just basic agriculture.

all types of selective breeding are genetic engineering, just slower and more haphazard, it’s why being scared of GMOs is so dumb

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