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I'm alive, and my coat is glossier than ever! No noticeable ill side effects beyond I couldn't even think about cereal for breakfast. It was very crunchy, like chewing stale, dehydrated croutons, hence the swallowing whole halfway through. Godspeed OP and fellow challengers!

Doctor Goat posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3473660

the only one I ever saw:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how is that worse than wet

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how is that worse than wet

Famethrowa posted:

yeah what kibble is basically just meat cereal. wet food is unbelievably gross.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Maybe I'm just remember the times I had to fish out a piece of water-logged kibble from my dog's water bowl or the times he'd down his full meal then immediately barf. Usually right under where I was sitting. Dog-warmed mushy kibble is not a scent that easily leaves one's memory.

Wet food always struck me as, at worst, meat paste - very definitely loving horrid to eat, but I guess if you were in a pinch, you have to make do.

sad question posted:

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/dog-food-goons/1/

I noticed that front page had an article about it. Videos are dead but it has some images.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Maybe I'm just remember the times I had to fish out a piece of water-logged kibble from my dog's water bowl or the times he'd down his full meal then immediately barf. Usually right under where I was sitting. Dog-warmed mushy kibble is not a scent that easily leaves one's memory.

Wet food always struck me as, at worst, meat paste - very definitely loving horrid to eat, but I guess if you were in a pinch, you have to make do.

Famethrowa posted:

wet food is essentially wet "dog warmed mushy kibble", blended and sat in a tin for months..

your dog will loving love it though

Doctor Goat posted:

Wasn't Waffleimages resurrected under a different domain or something, so you could use a tampermonkey script or something to make old threads work?

Pinus Porcus posted:

It is not the goon causing problems, but rather, the roommate, so despite the drama, I don't think it truly falls in that category:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779396

Lumbermouth posted:

This is the greatest modern Something Awful Legend. 14 pages, in and out, with a good resolution for the poster.

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

any is too many

Frank Frank posted:

It’s loving wild that the first reply is from ANOTHER dogmurder guy I wasn’t even a aware of. How many dogmurder people do we have?

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

any is too many

Pinus Porcus posted:

I don't know where it falls. Maybe not feel good, although a great funny read.

It is not the goon causing problems, but rather, the roommate, so despite the drama, I don't think it truly falls in that category:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779396

Okuteru posted:

His proposed solution to the light switch situation was to build a little panel in the door one could put their hand in so that they could have access to the switch. Idiocy to the room aside, that has invasion of privately written all over it.

Mia Wasikowska posted:

it's been almost 18 years

Nutmeg posted:

that loving ruled

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Frank Frank posted:

I ate a milk bone once

Sludge Tank posted:

I've always loving hated cyclists. I even started a Facebook group called I loving Hate Cyclists back in 08 or so and got interviewed about it in a Sydney Newspaper because its such a hot issue here

My level of hatred for you lycra wearing smug cocksuckers has been static. I deal with you assholes every day on the road but you dont see me going into the cycling thread making GBS threads it up with why I think cycling and cyclists are hosed and should all be mashed into the loving bitumen.

seeing as you seem to enjoy coming here and winding everyone up then I'll just continue saying how much I loathe the cockroaches of the road and how I lust for their violent deaths. Brb going to watch videos of cyclists being bit by trucks

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

pandy fackler posted:

im on a 15 hour road trip and just spent a half hour on sketchy cell service trying to find this post by a user of the steroid thread about how much he loving hates cyclists to read aloud to the driver. it's one of my favorites so im posting it here

Sludge Tank posted:

I loving love the enraged boner i get off a couple of viagra and coupled with the rapist sex drive from the tren my gf and i have been having the most insane depraved sex ive had in my life and shes becoming insatiable for it. Goddamn my dudes.


Steroids loving rule. I never thought id ever be called a superhuman gently caress machine and was resigned to being average in the bedroom my whole life but here we are. Im talking anal fisting, marathon against the wall 4 hours of anal bondage sessions scaled up from vanilla af missionary with the lights off. Tren saved my my sex life. I dontgive a gently caress if i die from liver disease tomorrow at least i finally unleashed my inner sex demons on a willing participant

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Main Paineframe posted:

a lot less of the real important decision-making goes on in the mod forum than people think, but a lot more petty drama and dumb slapfighting. especially since half of them are accustomed to ending disputes with the probe button, but no one is allowed to probate each other in the mod forum no matter how mad they get. and that makes some of them so incredibly mad

The Saddest Rhino posted:

😬 sorry that's not really a legend... also uhhhhh i'm not gonna confirm/deny that (although i seriously do not think anybody is ever mad they cannot probate co-mods can you imagine how the lepers colony would look) and i dunno why main painframe just dropped that nugget on everyone. i'm gonna ask to please hold on debating what the mods are doing in the mod forums thanks

drahma posted:

I run slow

I work in the social services, and a lot of the people we work with have a lot of regrets. I've asked our case managers to have their clients come out and watch me run. I run so slow, time run backwards. As I waddle along, your life runs in reverse. Scars becomes wounds become chances to exercise better judgement. I run slow.

Like most people, I enjoy running in the mornings, before it gets to hot. Unlike most people, I've been pushed over by a squirrel.

I run slow. Sometimes when I am running, I think of those zen fountains that absorb a drip drip drip of water down a bamboo tube before finally tipping over and dumping their contents into a pool. Each step I take is another drip. I think, that fountain would call me a pussy.

I run slow. But I know where I have been.

Six months ago, I didn't run.

Six months ago, I had heartburn bad enough to keep me from sleeping through the night. Six months ago, I felt like I needed to go to sleep at 2pm. And six months ago, running felt impossible.

I run slow, and I have ways to go. But I can sleep. I feel alive. I can run two, slow, miles. Slowly.

Sometimes I get discouraged. I compare where I am to where other people are. But all that matters is where I am compared to where I was.

Once something good becomes something you are going to do for the rest of your life, the pace becomes less important. I know that my drip drip drip will amount to that deluge, eventually. Someday I will run 3 miles, slowly.

skeleton warrior posted:

I've been walking at night with my wife. I'm old, and fat, and I hate every part of taking a nightly walk, from the aches and pains of moving to the soreness afterwards, to the horror that is having nothing to distract me from my self-loathing for twenty minutes.

But if I don't exercise, in ten years I'll be older, fatter, and maybe not able to walk at all.

I've been thinking a lot about "I run slowly".

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975