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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Transmodiar posted:

TIL the blonde blob is supposed to be a girl.

Modesty Blaise: The Green Eyed Monster





I like bitchy rear end in a top hat Diana. I'm glad she's still busting Modesty's balls.


Luann


Ugh I hate it when Bernice tries to be all special


Gil Thorp



Home Free

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Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

EasyEW posted:

And in the "you figure it out, I'm absolutely cross-eyed" category, a contributor to the French magazine Le Pêle-Mêle:


There's a convention that you don't execute a sick prisoner. They're going to wait until he's healthy to murder him

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail








Popcom






Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


GoComics commenters living up to their usual high standards.



:females:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
1980 comics







Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns



Computoon: Origins


Legends in the Heights

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass



Old School Peanuts (Mar 27, 1954)



Calvin and Hobbes (Mar 8-9, 1993)





Big Nate


This is a very dumb start to this arc.


Blind Alley

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (April 10, 2001)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Fingerpori



A lot of Finnish "reality doesn't care about your feelings" strongmen have been getting awfully hurt by people ragging on them on Twitter recently.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Fingerpori



A lot of Finnish "reality doesn't care about your feelings" strongmen have been getting awfully hurt by people ragging on them on Twitter recently.

Well yeah. It's our feelings reality doesn't care about, not theirs!

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Mar. 25, 1956)

Breadmaster
Jun 14, 2010
I have a feeling Aleta is going to add to her kill count before Val gets back

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 3/13/03



Brenda Starr 7/31 - 8/2/50





Smokey Stover 6/21/53



Everyday Movies 3/18/36



"Gee, Willie, ain't they wonderful -- they're just like paper flowers."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 1/27-29/41



My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I have cunningly hidden my bomb within this bomb

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Scarlet's going to get shot, isn't she.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Aleta's going to give them a bunch of food and tell them to piss off so she can enjoy her bath.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Don't worry Kevin, eventually you'll be able to go on the internet and buy as many swords as you want!

riderchop posted:

Safe Havens


That's not anywhere near big enough for any of them!

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010

The Creeps



CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus


Wow. This one just has weird energy.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

CzarChasm posted:

Wow. This one just has weird energy.

Feels like a Dysfunctional Family Circus caption that's somehow leaked into the regular panel.

SuperKlaus
Oct 20, 2005


Fun Shoe
the bus

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (April 20, 1935, timg'd for using the racial epithet that got 9CL kicked out of the LA Times.)


Peanuts (March 16, 1976)


Miss Peach (August 29, 1989)


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (October 13, 1939)


Olive & Popeye


Out Our Way (April 21-23, 1941)




EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Mar 14, 2023

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Green Intern posted:

Don't worry Kevin, eventually you'll be able to go on the internet and buy as many swords as you want!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGpvnNUehM

Pickles


Hagar the Horribles


Zits

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

somepartsareme posted:

really steams my beans when the art in my cartoons isn't well-defined enough for me to be able to definitively make out the gender of twelve year olds

Safety Dance posted:

Transmordiar says these tweens need more secondary sexual characteristics!

Cowslips Warren posted:

the only reason i would say otherwise is because the kid in question likes a girl but doesn't want her mom to know she's gay yet? also there were the strips where she was trying to impress her crush without knowing if her crush liked girls or not.

i'm still trying to figure out if the girl with the heart on her face has that as a tattoo or she's a teen so it's a sticker.

I don't need more secondary sexual characteristics, the art is just so bad and uniform that it's tough to remember who is who. The only characters who I know the names for are the titular Heart and Dean, who I can't "definitively make out the gender of" either. I have opinions, but if I don't care enough about them I doubt you will, either.

Modesty Blaise: The Green Eyed Monster



Tomorrow: Death of a Jester!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Jeremy's about to learn a Very Special Lesson about predatory capitalism. Better to learn it at 17 than, say, 37.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Sally Forth isn't usually my cup of tea but I'll call it objectively good if the end of this arc is a panel cut to Sally's Mom standing outside a slammed door with her suitcase.

Or if every character just started responding to her with "gently caress you" or "OK Boomer."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus


I mean, I could pull up some edits if you want, kid :shrug:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's slightly-censored for graphic violence Blueberry: Campbell is forced to work outside of his typical skillset, or I'm sure the doctor and the gravedigger will have a nice, relaxed drinking session where nothing more will interrupt them for the night, or "Fridging", slang, verb - derived from the term "Women in Refrigerators", coined by comic writer Gail Simone referring to the common trope of women characters in comics are injured/raped/killed/depowered so as to move another characters arc, typically a man



SuperKlaus
Oct 20, 2005


Fun Shoe
Dolly nooooo I thought the guy just captured her too

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Uramachi Sakaba


Cthulhu and Girl

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Not happy about Dolly. Not happy at all.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



Maybe you should try not to fall in love after like a date and a half.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



What is it with old people and Cheesecake Factory? Isn't it Applebee's tier food?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 5/1-3/50





Bit of a callback here, because Sam pulled the same trick on Albert on January 10.

Archie 10/17-19/46



Yeah, the kick holder used to lie flat instead of kneeling like they do today.


BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

What is it with old people and Cheesecake Factory? Isn't it Applebee's tier food?

All I know about it is that it has a stupendously large menu. Maybe they like the wide array of options?

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

What is it with old people and Cheesecake Factory? Isn't it Applebee's tier food?

Also the portions are famously ginormous. I think their typical "piece of cheescake" is like 1200 calories or more.

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

>8E















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