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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1635955712768483328?s=20

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Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Good morning, my lols and lmaos

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Just yesterday. Memories
https://twitter.com/0ddette/status/1635801006628806656?t=JA0LhrD5NJh-mdjY-Q5PSg&s=19

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

still deciding what the line will be

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1635959033424125952

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
so if chatGPT was trained on years old data does that mean today’s crash had been orchestrated for years?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Larry fink did an interview and had some thoughts.
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1635959741536157699?t=sz0UpawNYAsokNG2SyRLEw&s=19
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1635959844657143810?t=JvtfZHyEhBz03E9yxWbllQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1635959899262787584?t=1_C2-uGseNY_LpFx3q9CTg&s=19
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1635959915956039680?t=vExSKVnWOiLLGQh7EoH7qA&s=19

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Always a good sign when the bank boss is called coroner

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Lol the CEO of Black Rock is named Fink

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pidgin Englishman posted:

Always a good sign when the bank boss is called coroner

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Lol the CEO of Black Rock is named Fink

I demand a better simulation for my brain vat

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
The Fink has assured us that the fix is in.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Lmao at the oil markets telling us an immediate recession is coming.
https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1635960804167274496?t=lqRmQN805rXWHBcVDMZFtg&s=19

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Larry Fink
Bob Diamond
Joe Gentile
Sam Bankman

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

SpaceCadetBob posted:

so if chatGPT was trained on years old data does that mean today’s crash had been orchestrated for years?

lol that an ancient rome history nerd in the room managed to plug in the ides of march as the date to crash it all

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



BANK DEATH
BANK DEATH
BANK DEATH

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Me, twisting myself into a pretzel while spinning wildly on the spot:

Well actually the economy is stronger than ever, furthermore

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Lol the CEO of Black Rock is named Fink

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

The financial news should play “down with the sickness” at the top of every quarter hour until this crisis abates

SandBox
Feb 16, 2004

Too right it does, it hates being in the cage
Pillbug
Has anyone heard from Pimco’s Balls?

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Nov 2, 2005

SandBox posted:

Has anyone heard from Pimco’s Balls?

Pimco's Balls posted:

March 2023

Financial markets faced sharp corrections over 2022, as soaring inflation forced central banks to increase interest rates to tackle the possibility of an inflationary spiral.

But while 2002 was painful, in an uncertain macro environment, the outlook for fixed income has become much more positive in recent months from an asset allocation perspective given that yields are now very attractive.

Developed market bonds now yield more than 5 per cent, meaning that core bonds – such as Treasuries, mortgages and investment grade credit – have become more attractive to include within a broader multi-asset portfolio.

Importantly return potential can be further enhanced by investing actively, providing an attractive entry point. Additionally, following the recent rise in interest rates, the diversification benefit of core bonds in a multi-asset portfolio is now better.

We seek to provide our investors with top-tier performance over the long term through changing market conditions. Importantly, myself and the global PM team look to use a diversified set of strategies to generate additional return, so as not to be overly concentrated in any one risk.

Active strategies include duration and yield curve, country, sector, and carefully managed currency strategies from across the global bond universe. We have built a dedicated platform of over $100 billion in assets as of last year, which combines our top-down macroeconomic view with bottom-up research and analysis.

As a global bond team, we really benefit from PIMCO’s expertise across the global asset class.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
give me blood
give me death
give me massive bank theft

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao if chatgpt managed to pick the day that credit suisse finally fails

Cramer said everything was strong and stable. It's so loving good. :discourse:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
There go the treasury yields!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
going to sleep now

I expect the economy to be right where I left it when I wake up

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


gradenko_2000 posted:

Larry Fink
Bob Diamond
Joe Gentile
Sam Bankman

Rich Handler is the CEO of the corporation that tells rich people how to manage money

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

absolutely criminal that they never disclose who "bought" the NFTs

https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1635933124692508672

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1635944561074745347

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

the vibes are strong the vibes are strong yells dumbass banker

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Anyone have a summary as to why credit suisse has been such a meme bank?

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

the dsa villified are troop lee carter for doing a force the vote with a dozen other democrats on repealing right to work in a democrat controlled virginia lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



STRONG, STABLE

SOFT, SAFE

STRONG, STABLE

SOFT, SAFE


STRONG, STABLE

SOFT, SAFE

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Anyone have a summary as to why credit suisse has been such a meme bank?

FT produced a whole-rear end 26-minute documentary on it. They have been tripping on their dick for at least 15 years.

IMO the biggest factor is that they are officially "Too Big To Fail" and they know it, so they've been correctly behaving as if they won't ever face any serious consequences

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

webcams for christ posted:

absolutely criminal that they never disclose who "bought" the NFTs

https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1635933124692508672
abstract art was just retro ape nfts

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
JPMorgan saying no more rate hikes!
https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1635958614706778113?t=0cfYhg1Kz9rpYOK7dBD31A&s=19
https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1635962566902988801?t=YG0zwAkZpYYHRJfM4_3gaw&s=19

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
dude on cnbc saying credit suisse is always on the forefront of trouble as if that is good lmao

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

SKULL.GIF posted:

STRONG, STABLE

SOFT, SAFE

STRONG, STABLE

SOFT, SAFE


STRONG, STABLE

SOFT, SAFE


BLOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

webcams for christ posted:

FT produced a whole-rear end 26-minute documentary on it. They have been tripping on their dick for at least 15 years.

IMO the biggest factor is that they are officially "Too Big To Fail" and they know it, so they've been correctly behaving as if they won't ever face any serious consequences

Quoted for posterity.

I'll watch this as I fold laundry.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


PPI data in 15 minutes. Will it save the market?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
LET THE CUTS COMMENCE
https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1635958903425957890?t=qBhj_WTX0kKeYqy0Q4XKbA&s=19

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

BLOOD

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Mr Hootington posted:

no , more rate hikes!

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