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coelomate
Oct 21, 2020




oh yeah that's the stuff

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Casey Finnigan posted:

so far chatgpt has predicted feb 15 and march 15. I wonder if next month it'll predict april 15

Tax day?!?!?

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/1636001504959270912

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Orvin posted:

Don’t be born with the name for the job you have. Be born with the name for the job you want.

Dude has a Doug Bowser level of nomative determinism

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




nintendo of america's president is named doug bowser

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Hard to believe this is real tbh

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mirthless posted:

Hard to believe this is real tbh

why?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Mirthless posted:

Hard to believe this is real tbh

is it?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


"i'm shocked that people who will never be held accountable for anything ever are mocking the system that refuses to hold them accountable"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

He's bringing the immense talent he's shown in keeping his family alive to the economy.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
it would be against the fiduciary duty of the board of SVB to not advertise the fact that they’re able to be bailed out whenever.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lmao if true or not.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

oh poo poo i still need to do my taxes

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


aren’t they getting shut down in less than 45 days? that email makes no sense

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Mirthless posted:

Hard to believe this is real tbh

Why? Finance has been operating without consequences since 2008.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Mirthless posted:

Hard to believe this is real tbh

lol why they literally have no consequences

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

Mirthless posted:

Hard to believe this is real tbh

it's real

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Maed posted:

aren’t they getting shut down in less than 45 days? that email makes no sense

it's probably not real but it's the sort of poo poo they would do so I choose to believe it


oh wow

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Maed posted:

aren’t they getting shut down in less than 45 days? that email makes no sense

Didn't they do to them what they did to GM? Create a new entity with the same name, move all the valuable assets to the new entity while leaving all the debts with the old entity, allow the old entity to get liquidated, then keep on truckin.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Stop trying to be the first guy to be right and just enjoy the suspense!

Can we make this an official thread rule? All the goons trying to be smugly cynical are incredibly tiresome.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


:eyepop:

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


Nothus posted:

Didn't they do to them what they did to GM? Create a new entity with the same name, move all the valuable assets to the new entity while leaving all the debts with the old entity, allow the old entity to get liquidated, then keep on truckin.

close. it’s all now with a newly named federal bank run by the FDIC. There’s no toxic asset spinoff (yet) and it’s future fate depends on the next auction FDIC is gonna try to run for its wreckage.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Casey Finnigan posted:

so far chatgpt has predicted feb 15 and march 15. I wonder if next month it'll predict april 15

It doesn't like ides

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

here comes the Fake Financial News Censorship Regime

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1636005459466305537
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1636005455993487361

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

immaculate

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Going to jail because you posted bad news

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

this is officer money fried your under arrest for posting negative financial news

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nothus posted:

Didn't they do to them what they did to GM? Create a new entity with the same name, move all the valuable assets to the new entity while leaving all the debts with the old entity, allow the old entity to get liquidated, then keep on truckin.

GMAC is Ally now, yeah

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
hold Elon or anyone like him accountable to the laws as written?
Thiel for instigating a bank run?
No! only the unlanded may suffer - impose a censorship regime on the poors

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
#BannedForTruth is back

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

it is illegal to talk bad about the market

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

cspam closes at midnight due to SEC decree

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Jeffrey will finally be forced to close cspam

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://i.imgur.com/90n8qMw.gifv

https://twitter.com/RedboxWire/status/1636009007235190790

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

lol the first to go will be the stonk reddits

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Nothus posted:

lol the first to go will be the stonk reddits

oh no my reddit karma

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Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



ban all finance related group chats

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