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Gorson posted:I read an article a while ago about how when everything collapses we'll get "everything is ok messages" and nobody will know the true extent until they look around and all the leadership and rich people have disappeared. I want to say there's even a term for this (other than just Baghdad Bobbing) but I'm drawing a blank. “A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”
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Mar 15, 2023 15:53
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it wasnt a bailout, a bunch of depositors had their money returned to them. its not their fault the bank hosed up. who can object to that?
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Mar 15, 2023 15:53
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🩸 https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1636017237160247296
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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Der Meister posted:this says over 90% of SVB’s depositors had over 250k?????? what????? they were the fart app company payroll bank
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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Der Meister posted:this says over 90% of SVB’s depositors had over 250k?????? what????? It was a golden goose bank for millionaires and billionaires that gave their customers sweet heart rates. Why do you think the goverent moved so fast on a regional bank?
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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GIVE ME CREDIT GIVE ME SUISSE GIVE ME CIRCUIT BREAKER AS A TREAT
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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swiss cheese
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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its this clown though
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Mar 15, 2023 15:55
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inverted yield curves, talk dirty to me bby
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Mar 15, 2023 15:55
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Mr Hootington posted:It was a golden goose bank for millionaires and billionaires that gave their customers sweet heart rates. Why do you think the goverent moved so fast on a regional bank? I’d never heard of the loving bank and im retarded op
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Mar 15, 2023 15:57
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webcams for christ posted:BIS, the other G-SIBs, and the Bank's National Bank I think? A G-SIB has never gone under, and I don't think they'll be allowed to. If the bank becomes a giant sucking void, at what point can’t the Swiss government not let it at least partially fail? I mean some point it will have to be put down and Version 2.0 put into place in its stead. Or something. Just throwing government money into the bank endlessly can’t be a good solution in any term (short or long) If management keeps acting like they will be bailed out of anything, at some point doesn’t the government have to step in and do something to right the ship? At the very least clear out the management as an example to show the money havers that something is being done.
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Mar 15, 2023 15:57
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Der Meister posted:this says over 90% of SVB’s depositors had over 250k?????? what????? There was a reason that senators were talking about a bailout within hours of things kicking off. People should honestly be livid at the government response here.
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Mar 15, 2023 15:58
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Mar 15, 2023 15:59
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Mr Hootington posted:It was a golden goose bank for millionaires and billionaires that gave their customers sweet heart rates. Why do you think the goverent moved so fast on a regional bank?
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Mar 15, 2023 16:00
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BLOOD BLOOD GALLONS OF THE STUFF GIVE EM ALL THAT THEY CAN DRINK AND IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH
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Mar 15, 2023 16:01
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HallelujahLee posted:swiss cheese *Emmentaler
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Mar 15, 2023 16:02
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Paradoxish posted:There was a reason that senators were talking about a bailout within hours of things kicking off. People should honestly be livid at the government response here. They lucked out on this one because people don't really understand money or banks at all
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Mar 15, 2023 16:02
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George Rouncewell posted:I hope the FDIC spent so much money that when normal banks go down they can legally say whoops no more cash If it's a no-name regional bank that isn't the finance nexus of a politically powerful industry, they'll say that and nobody will connect the dots.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:03
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Meanwhile Credit Suisse might be the real black swan
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Mar 15, 2023 16:03
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so whats going on with credit sussy? Are they getting bailed out or something
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Mar 15, 2023 16:04
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://i.imgur.com/90n8qMw.gifv This was just confirmed on bloomberg
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Mar 15, 2023 16:04
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ScootsMcSkirt posted:so whats going on with credit sussy? Are they getting bailed out or something is anyone even large enough to bail them out solo?
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Mar 15, 2023 16:04
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Orvin posted:At the very least clear out the management as an example to show the money havers that something is being done. lol they've done this like 7 times in the past 3 years
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Mar 15, 2023 16:04
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Nothus posted:If it's a no-name regional bank that isn't the finance nexus of a politically powerful industry, they'll say that and nobody will connect the dots. I think that they did it on the 15th anniversary of bear stearns and that the banks constituencies aren't popular / there is a definitive political divide here will punch through a lot of poo poo but if the narrative is in lockstep people will believe whatever the TV says, yes.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:05
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Nothing interesting will ever happen
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Mar 15, 2023 16:05
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SKULL.GIF posted:The only way 100bps of cuts actually happens in the next 9 months is if the economy explodes. the unkindest cut of all
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Mar 15, 2023 16:05
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webcams for christ posted:lol they've done this like 7 times in the past 3 years Hmm, well then I guess the feed cash to the giant sucking void is the plan after all.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:09
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Yeah, the whole point with CS is that they're a shithole of a bank endlessly plagued by scandals. If they actually "collapse" it means they finally did something big enough that they can't just fire a handful of people or have their CEO walk away and be like "oops we did an espionage lol"
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Mar 15, 2023 16:10
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whats next, HBSC lmao
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Mar 15, 2023 16:10
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all crime banks fail and bailed
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Mar 15, 2023 16:11
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in these trying times you can listen to this amazing message https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rse91TRezY
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Mar 15, 2023 16:11
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Why the gently caress have I come back after 90 minutes to see Credit Suisse is back up to 1.93 from 1.60? I hate the markets.
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Mar 15, 2023 16:11
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:He's bringing the immense talent he's shown in keeping his family alive to the economy. oh poo poo lmao
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Mar 15, 2023 16:11
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forkboy84 posted:Why the gently caress have I come back after 90 minutes to see Credit Suisse is back up to 1.93 from 1.60? I hate the markets. the market is edging you
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Mar 15, 2023 16:12
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:the market is edging you This poo poo is so loving dumb
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Mar 15, 2023 16:13
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forkboy84 posted:Why the gently caress have I come back after 90 minutes to see Credit Suisse is back up to 1.93 from 1.60? I hate the markets. BUY the DIP, BABY!
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Mar 15, 2023 16:13
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forkboy84 posted:This poo poo is so loving dumb thats the point its an entire garbage system based on magical thinking
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Mar 15, 2023 16:14
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mila kunis posted:it wasnt a bailout, a bunch of depositors had their money returned to them. its not their fault the bank hosed up. who can object to that? it is a bailout, just because it's super low risk (in that fdic will likely get all their money back when they liquidate svb) and making depositors who make a low, but now very low, risk bet not have to wait a week to get their money back doesn't mean it's not a bailout
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Mar 15, 2023 16:17
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Wheeling out sleepy Joe to say the economy is fine was only good for a single day of rallying? 
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Mar 15, 2023 16:17
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forkboy84 posted:Why the gently caress have I come back after 90 minutes to see Credit Suisse is back up to 1.93 from 1.60? I hate the markets. the crime bank will always come out on top even if they are like 3 or 4 in the crime bank depth charts
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