anime was right posted:

company moved our banking info from svb to

get this

you will not loving believe it

credit suisse

bagual posted:

by the same coin, if chatgpt can write legal documents and aid lawyers in cases, it's not because the robot got good at being human but that the human judiciary system has been robotized to the point a machine can actually do it

WrasslorMonkey posted:

As an AI language model, ChatGPT is designed to generate text based on the input it receives. While it can be a helpful tool for generating ideas or providing information, it is not capable of understanding the specific culture and community of websites like Something Awful.

Using ChatGPT to make posts on Something Awful could result in posts that are inappropriate or offensive to the community, and may not be well-received by other users. Additionally, using AI-generated content could be seen as spamming or manipulating the community.

If you want to participate in the Something Awful community, it's important to take the time to understand the culture and rules of the site, and to create your posts and comments in your own words. This will help you build relationships with other users and contribute to a positive and engaging community.

Justin Tyme posted:

bingo

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

HSBC is the eastern crime bank, santander the western, DB and CS are the respectable crime banks, and WF is the guy outside the stadium scalping tickets they printed out on a low ink cannon

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

i will read this as "if i did i wouldnt tell you"

bagual posted:

by the same coin, if chatgpt can write legal documents and aid lawyers in cases, it's not because the robot got good at being human but that the human judiciary system has been robotized to the point a machine can actually do it

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1636040872155398147?t=sDnuAsC3CT2Qh07L_9AqNQ&s=19

quote:

•New WFH technologies are being rapidly developed as the market for WFH products has increased 5x

•For example, scheduling software, better AV, virtual reality and holograms

•Should make WFH more appealing and space scheduling easier

Euphoriaphone posted:

it's happening?
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1636125381211168771

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1636128179923439618?t=awLJR9PE65jQqx4V8I1wNg&s=19

err posted:

😡 american billionaires deserve that market share 😡

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1636128179923439618?t=awLJR9PE65jQqx4V8I1wNg&s=19

DancingShade posted:

Let me guess: it's a rant about the wing bolt nuts on the p52b ACTUALLY being the same pattern as on the p51d immersion ruined burn this fraud painting.

mdemone posted:

I'm gonna step on out there and say it. We are not so very different from these "deep language" models, in quality if not complexity.

DancingShade posted:

Let me guess: it's a rant about the wing bolt nuts on the p52b ACTUALLY being the same pattern as on the p51d immersion ruined burn this fraud painting.

cool av posted:

lol, we’re talking about bank of america here right?

i am harry posted:

a fat guy in glasses in the back seat going "WooOOAAAAAHH"

Frosted Flake posted:

I just had ChatGPT "improve" the writing of the reply I typed out to "be more academic in style and tone", and as an aside, Christ it's overwrought. This is a dumb guy's idea of smart prose:

In these trying times, it seems that the prevailing opinion may be rooted in three principal causes:

1) The Covid lockdowns have become the scapegoat for all societal challenges, be they genuine or illusory.

2) There appears to be a dearth of solutions, save for the lamentable practice of advancing students out of sympathy.

3) A pressing need for hope remains, as the pressures of academia demand a semblance of progress, even as the specter of a faltering society looms.

Indeed, it is indisputable that the seeds of success are often sown in the earliest years of a child's life, nurtured by the loving hands of devoted parents and a passion for lifelong learning. Alas, the tempest of a fragmented society, compounded by the relentless onslaught of the pandemic, has obscured the path to enlightenment for many.

The hallowed halls of academia, once a bastion of intellectual pursuit, now serve as a refuge for those who seek social mobility rather than scholarly fulfillment. The promise of a stable future, once secured by a mere high school diploma, now demands the acquisition of increasingly prestigious degrees. This insatiable hunger for credentials has given rise to a generation of overeducated, underemployed individuals, caught in an intergenerational battle over the merits and follies of higher education.

Amidst this maelstrom, it is all too tempting to cling to the belief that, once the pandemic's shadow has lifted, normalcy shall return. We yearn for a time when our progeny can once again revel in the joys of literature, unfettered by the inadequacies of the educational system that has failed them.

The panic that has gripped the academy is not unlike the fear that was stirred by the advent of Wikipedia—a fear that, with access to such knowledge, our students would forgo the rigors of true scholarship. Yet it is not the tools themselves, but rather the deficiencies in our students' capabilities, that drive them to seek shortcuts.

In this somber reality, it seems that failing our youth would only compound their plight. The very society that neglected to nurture their minds now demands a level of achievement that seems increasingly unattainable. And so, we must ask ourselves: What, then, is to be done?

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1636128179923439618?t=awLJR9PE65jQqx4V8I1wNg&s=19

Frosted Flake posted:

I didn't mean to start a new page. One of my mentors once had to grade a 30 page paper written by a Hotep who had written "real" history of Egypt (in a class about the 6th century AD). Despite receiving an F, the student went over his professor's head to submit it to journals of antiquity, who promptly reached out to the school asking what the hell we were doing, which led to the school asking the department the same question. The department kept a copy of the paper, it's passed into legend and is still brought out whenever a new TA or adjunct is pulling their hair out or despairing at their students' work .

i am harry posted:

lmao

anime was right posted:

company moved our banking info from svb to

get this

you will not loving believe it

credit suisse

actionjackson posted:

is creditsuisse different than swiss national bank?

Frosted Flake posted:

It drives me absolutely apoplectic when I ask for it to depict any historical period I know a good deal about because so much is wrong in very simple ways that you could tell an artist about, or provide reference material to. It does give me a deeper appreciation for history illustrators like Angus McBride though.

The same is true if you know art history because (obviously) it doesn't understand artist or genre, it's just pastiche. Like ChatGPT is "literature" for people who don't like to read, AI creates "art" for people who don't like art.

Frosted Flake posted:

i am harry posted:

lmao

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Do you have any access to this paper? For academic purposes.