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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Yes and Santander is a major Spanish bank so everyone is going to be bailed out but this isn't just isolated to the credit sus nazi gold crime bank that the Saudis cut off

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Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

tomorrow I'm going to take some money out of a bank.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
the bank of england hasn't mattered for 80 years and its not going to start mattering now

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


The first half is true

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-offers-higher-deposit-rates-asia-woo-wealthy-sources-2023-03-02/

quote:

HONG KONG, March 2 (Reuters) - Credit Suisse (CSGN.S) is offering higher deposit rates than its rivals to attract new funds from wealthy clients in Asia, people with knowledge of the matter said, as the embattled private bank seeks to stem outflows and stop its bankers leaving.

The Swiss bank is offering a 6.5% annual rate on new three-month deposits of $5 million or above, said three sources with knowledge of the matter, who declined to be named as they were not authorised to speak to the media.

Bloomberg on Thursday first reported the 6.5% deposit rate offered by the bank.

Credit Suisse is also offering a rate as high as 7% for one-year deposits, the sources told Reuters.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Jon Irenicus posted:

tomorrow I'm going to take some money out of a bank.

that's a good idea. everyone should do this. this is not financial advice.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

spacemang_spliff posted:

lmao @ democrats

quote:

Language in Proposition 22 aimed to block further legislative action targeted at gig companies. The law requires a seven-eighths supermajority of the Legislature to pass any amendments to the law. Monday’s ruling does not invalidate that requirement to amend the law in the Legislature.

jesus christ

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
you can tell its a swiss bank because theres a bunch of loving holes in it

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
a soft, warm landing. completely painless. you just kind of...drift off.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

I had to deal with Santander a lot in my job and I hate them with a passion, I demand blood.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Edit: Nvm

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Cpt_Obvious posted:

BoE is, like, a government bank right?

they used to bank with the pope but some idiot king cheated on his wife or something and had to start his own bank, it was in shakespeare

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
the pound has also not mattered for the past 80 years

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Look, if the banks are collapsing I'm counting government ones as double.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

a bloo a bloo my ha pennies and farthings are worthless innit!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


oi a chav nicked me eelbucks

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
blood

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

why would they sell? at worst they lose the american market. yeah it’s a big chunk but then you get to keep your revenue while the rest of the world keeps using it? if they sell then they have no markets.

what don’t i get. why would the owners not just tell the US to pound sand?

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Jon Irenicus posted:

tomorrow I'm going to take some money out of a bank.

I did that immediately after Schwab's stock hit the breakers last week

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

that's a good idea. everyone should do this. this is not financial advice.

I will certainly do this*





* I do not have any money

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/business/status/1636152624213815296

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/THR/status/1636158107049943040?s=20

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Popoto posted:

why would they sell? at worst they lose the american market. yeah it’s a big chunk but then you get to keep your revenue while the rest of the world keeps using it? if they sell then they have no markets.

what don’t i get. why would the owners not just tell the US to pound sand?

Also lots of people in the US will be pissed if it gets banned. Win for China as well.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


I too love to explore a sale the moment I am revealed to be worthless

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



I will pay $10 to buy this junk

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

finally, the only new movies will be the ones that make a billion dollars

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
the Guardian is tugging very specific heartstrings here

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Raccooon posted:

Also lots of people in the US will be pissed if it gets banned. Win for China as well.

none of the people who use TikTok vote

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
i thought producers were the ones who paid for movies

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

A Bakers Cousin posted:

i thought producers were the ones who paid for movies

no producers figure out how to pay for movies

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

I see we're at the consolidation stage of the crisis.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Jon Irenicus posted:

none of the people who use TikTok vote

Yeah but they are the whiniest

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Taking more cash out of the bank tomorrow

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
jokes on you banks I DONT HAVE ANY CASH

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
shoveling all of my money into the shittiest bank i can find

this is gonna pay off big. not sure how yet.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Marx Headroom posted:

the Guardian is tugging very specific heartstrings here


Oh im sure the VC bank was doing tons for affordable housing

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

movies are complicated tax shelters and/or money from the Pentagon now

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

oi a chav nicked me eelbucks

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022


how could this even be enforced? just tell all the ISPs to block the traffic and make it disappear from app stores? is there even any legal precedent aside from “because we feel like it?”

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

holefoods posted:

is there even any legal precedent

lol buddy

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

holefoods posted:

how could this even be enforced? just tell all the ISPs to block the traffic and make it disappear from app stores? is there even any legal precedent aside from “because we feel like it?”

Lol

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