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Suggested new slogan/jingle for NathfieldEATS: LOVE ME, FEED ME BEFORE ANGEL GABBY CLEANSES THIS BITCH OF AN EARTH AND WE LEAVE THE LIVING! Something metal would make good backing for the jingle. Edit: I forget exactly who the Prophet (Nathen) said will cleanse this bitch of an Earth... is it Nathfield, Angel Gabby or the Arab god Maluk)? This is important. Edit2: Nathen, if you're reading this, please accept the slogan as a gift, no charge. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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LEGO has armed security at ToyFair. They would never speak to Nathen.
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Mar 17, 2023 02:21
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Garfs I'm starting to think Nathen isn't all there in the head.
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EEKA GEEK posted:Is he trying to draw attention to himself and/or virtue signal by implying there is something inherently bad about LEGO because of the incidental appearance of their product in a video about something sexual? No he’s saying that thanks to Iggies you can be sure that any LEGO product used in porn will be an officially licensed product. That’s the Nathen guarantee! So license holders can jerk off from the comfort of their own warehouses, safe in the knowledge that the anal gangbang video doesn’t contain unlicensed knock-off products going in and out of body openings. Oh geez, thank you Nathen
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Mar 17, 2023 02:29
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https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1636237313620467721 https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1636237525432803329
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Mar 17, 2023 05:21
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We're never ready for anything your bonkers brain blasts out into the world, Nathen. That's why threads like this are so great. You're nothing if not unpredictable.
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Mar 17, 2023 06:01
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hey Nathen? we weren't motherfucking ready for "the pizza is shaped like Garfield" I am more ready for the bombs to fall than I am for a fourth Nathfield
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Mar 17, 2023 06:33
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The fact that he has near zero engagement and still keeps going is just  to me
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Mar 17, 2023 07:08
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EEKA GEEK posted:Is he trying to draw attention to himself and/or virtue signal by implying there is something inherently bad about LEGO because of the incidental appearance of their product in a video about something sexual? Even this is more complex than whst probably happened. He was just watching the Pornhub document and saw the LEGO box and posted about it.
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Mar 17, 2023 07:44
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:The fact that he has near zero engagement and still keeps going is just Absolutely this. I almost admire his persistence, but then I realise that it’s probably just stimulants
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Mar 17, 2023 08:03
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Imo he keeps going because the only way he can get people to interact with him is by paying them to be part of his horrible projects
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Mar 17, 2023 08:09
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:The fact that he has near zero engagement and still keeps going is just The modern subgenre of the Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire is the Temporarily Unpopular Influencer. Just gotta keep posting and eventually all the entergagement will come in, all these 0 like posts are gonna become legendary some day
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Mar 17, 2023 10:25
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Please. Just a few more weeks. I’m still recovering from the last one
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Mar 17, 2023 11:03
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PornHub is good now and we are going fully sexual Nathfield!....MNEOW!
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Pornhub hunh. I just knew that Nathen's flavor of celibacy didn't include refraining from masturbation. I bet he loves to touch himself. I bet he touches himself while he posts, and of course while writing Nathfield scripts... especially the flirty banter with Angel Gabby scenes. After a session of that, I reckon he has a few lines, then puts on the Garfield suit and does the rounds of his city's celibate gloryholes.
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Mar 17, 2023 12:49
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im surprised none of you have told him about this thread he is exactly the kind of person who would spend  for a forum
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Mar 17, 2023 13:20
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I'm really hoping the poor unfortunate voice actors who applied to work with Mazri are being paid enough and on time
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Mar 17, 2023 13:22
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Frank Frank posted:Please. Just a few more weeks. I’m still recovering from the last one Thank you for your service, but we can't keep asking this much of you. You have served with valor for three podcasts, you've done your time. I worry about you
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MassRafTer posted:https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1636237313620467721 im not up on the lore who tf is pig bill
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The pig troll Bill Kramer, of course I don't know the name of my own member of parliament, but I know this
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not a bot posted:Even this is more complex than whst probably happened. He was just watching the Pornhub document and saw the LEGO box and posted about it. Besides us, who are paying attention solely for the sideshow aspect of it all, who does he think is the audience that would be receptive to what he’s putting out there
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Alan Smithee posted:im surprised none of you have told him about this thread Please don’t do this. It would ruin the thread.
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Alan Smithee posted:im surprised none of you have told him about this thread I think enough threads have been ruined by inviting the object of fascination to join, and no one can beat the thought of doing that with Nathen. It's better that he stay in his enclosed ecosystem
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I think enough threads have been ruined by inviting the object of fascination to join, and no one can beat the thought of doing that with Nathen. It's better that he stay in his enclosed ecosystem This is correct and please don't disturb the ecosystem It is delicately balanced and we would forever alter it if he came onboard
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Watching weird people be weird is fun, Watching weird people get mad because people mess with them is not. Any episode 4 predictions? Im hoping Garfield Nathfield addresses more hot topic cultural issues like "Did the kahzars do the bank runs?" "Should pornhub sell legitimate counterfeit free porn on Iggies?"
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Mar 17, 2023 21:35
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Oh Geeze! Twink bareback creampie step brother!
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Nasty Old Randy posted:Watching weird people be weird is fun, My prediction is that it’ll be more boring pointless weird bullshit that doesn’t go anywhere E: I do love that the premise of this whole thing is that Nathfield has been given an all-powerful magic suit by God himself in order save the world but instead he’s going to use it to smite Nathen’s online posting enemies. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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dr_rat posted:Ah that sucks, he should really leave that adrenochrome for hippies that just want a good trip then. Adrenochrome is the byproduct of epinephrine (adrenaline) being exposed to oxygen. So just leave an epipen out in the sun for a while
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:The fact that he has near zero engagement and still keeps going is just Getting almost exactly 5,000 likes on every instagram post is zero engagement now? Do you have some wild conspiracy theory to explain his extremely consistent popularity? You can't buy that kind of engagement, it's what happens when people stay browsed.
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Welp he's started retweeting Ian Miles Cheong. I'm really straining to stay entergaged here.
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Knormal posted:Welp he's started retweeting Ian Miles Cheong. I'm really straining to stay entergaged here. You have to remember that at his core, Nathen is extremely stupid. He doesn’t have a political ideology and absolutely has no idea who Cheong is.
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Knormal posted:Welp he's started retweeting Ian Miles Cheong. I'm really straining to stay entergaged here. He has been doing that for weeks and yet you claim to be entergaged.
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I only wish Nathen would get into pro wrestling so that his transformation into the arabiologial Andy Kaufman could finally be complete
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Knormal posted:Welp he's started retweeting Ian Miles Cheong. I'm really straining to stay entergaged here.
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Alan Smithee posted:He saw IMC gets reply guy time from Elon so At his core they are brands no different to him than Garfield Ian Miles Garfield hates a lot more than Mondays.
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Nathan Mazri respects that Ian Michael Cheong has also chosen to be #Celibate.
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MassRafTer posted:Getting almost exactly 5,000 likes on every instagram post is zero engagement now? Do you have some wild conspiracy theory to explain his extremely consistent popularity? You can't buy that kind of engagement, it's what happens when people stay browsed. I too hadn't grokked this yet, immensely more popular than his social media posts on other platforms. I rarely check any Instagram posts except when they're linked ITT. I'm more Facebook sort of guy. Different generations, I guess. It seems that, being (eternally) 30 years old, Nathen gives the kids what they want!!!
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BigBadSteve posted:I too hadn't grokked this yet, immensely more popular than his social media posts on other platforms. I rarely check any Instagram posts except when they're linked ITT. I'm more Facebook sort of guy. Different generations, I guess. Or it's the one platform he has chosen to pay for bots to like his posts on?
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MassRafTer posted:Getting almost exactly 5,000 likes on every instagram post is zero engagement now? Do you have some wild conspiracy theory to explain his extremely consistent popularity? You can't buy that kind of engagement, it's what happens when people stay browsed. I don't use Instagram and I was referring to his godawful Twitter posts, but keep on keepin on I guess
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