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madmatt112 posted:Bye bye anti-gay priest bet that's the gotcha trap meant to expose liberal bias. you just discriminated against religion 
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Are there other people on the other planet or is this it? These 12 are the hope of the human race? Because if the other planet has 8 billion people on it and there's been regular transport between it and earth for the last 2000 years, which is what you would need to make this scenario remotely reasonable, it's going to change my answers. A LOT. If it's just these 8 then it's the healthiest and youngest, period. There's no more politics or discrimination if there's 8 people left in the universe. If the universe is populated with billions of other dipshits then, who the gently caress cares? Draw straws or something. Murgos fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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Can't have both the racist armed cop and the Black Panther junior doctor in a confined space for long, so ditch the racist. Don't need Space Bill Donohue either.
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Mokotow posted:I know this is the worst timeline and has been for a ling time, plus it’s the US, but still, after 40 summers of this bullshit my mind can’t comprehend how the answer to having schoolchildren executed by rampaging gunmen is a collapsable in-class bunker. The actual form or function of the solution is secondary to the price of the solution, That bunker is expensive so it's a good solution
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It's a trick to determine your abortion beliefs, based on how many people you count the pregnant woman as
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Kick all of them out, leg room is king, baby
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haveblue posted:It's a trick to determine your abortion beliefs, based on how many people you count the pregnant woman as
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Guavanaut posted:Can't have both the racist armed cop and the Black Panther junior doctor in a confined space for long, so ditch the racist. He's got the only gun! What if we have to shoot aliens This was presented as an ice-breaker for a corporate DEI seminar but idk if it's gonna do what they want it to do
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steinrokkan posted:Kick all of them out, leg room is king, baby  
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Exclude the armed cop for safety reasons unless he's willing to relinquish the firearm. Let's not be silly here, a gun in a spaceship is just a bad idea. After that, I need to know if these will be the entirety of humanity or if there's thriving colonies elsewhere. If they're all that's left, then continuation of the human race is the priority, and that's going to require a moral framework that is appropriate only in emergencies. An outcome where my choices are condemned in history is preferable to one where history does not exist. But if they're going to a populated planet, then I need to know if the passengers will have access to the initial list. If not, I would ask for volunteers to stay behind first, if there are too many volunteers, I'll draw straws to choose which volunteers stay behind. If there are not enough volunteers, I'll use a similar random process to choose who gets left behind. If they are aware of their fellow passengers, I think it'd either be random lots with no opportunity to volunteer, or I'd allow anonymous volunteers to stay behind, and with unanimous anonymous consent allow them to choose people who will be given a guaranteed seat. If everyone wants the orphan to survive, then the orphan doesn't have to draw a straw. I'm really unsure about it though, because it's a balance between giving the survivors agency, at the risk of giving them a life where they torture themselves with guilt over their choices. I don't know if there's a clean way to pick that's simultaneously fair and guilt/envy free. Edit: Oh no, I took this way too seriously and wrote a whole thing in the Picture thread 
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exclude the cop, homophobe, the Jewish 60 year-old because I just don't like his kind (uni admins), and unfortunately the novelist.
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This remake of Alpha Centauri is going in strange, new directions.
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KORNOLOGY posted:This remake of Alpha Centauri is going in strange, new directions. The Accountant's Wife's faction just got planet busters, this is gonna get messy.
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cat botherer posted:...the Jewish 60 year-old because I just don't like his kind (uni admins)... Just assuming all kinds of genders up in here. The don't tell you the genders of several of the potential voyagers. The accountant also isn't necessarily male nor is the med student, the novelist or police officer.
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Since the finest police officer the entire planet could find to put forward appears to be Derek Chauvin, maybe it's Sid Meier's ACAB Centauri
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Murgos posted:Just assuming all kinds of genders up in here. 
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KORNOLOGY posted:This remake of Alpha Centauri is going in strange, new directions. Hm, let's take the cop as offering for the mind worms
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What in the world does this mean
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KORNOLOGY posted:What in the world does this mean I’m assuming northern Germany is more liberal than southern Germany
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Bavaria is said to be the Texas of Germany so
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I heard Germany was a land of contrasts, but **** was better.
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Bavaria is often seen as the idealised version of "pure" Germany with a strong traditional culture, but Saxony and former Eastern Germany in general is the real hotbed of German Nazis today, so the map doesn't make much sense imo
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Bavaria isn't Germany.
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Lmao at how small the Berlin metro area is
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Ah yes, the two actual genders, Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg.
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https://twitter.com/darreldrowland/status/1636819185501126656 Alright dude who named this animal, stop being extra
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/darreldrowland/status/1636819185501126656
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/darreldrowland/status/1636819185501126656 quote:Other vernacular names include snot otter,[9] lasagna lizard,[9] devil dog, mud-devil, mud dog, water dog, grampus,[10] Allegheny alligator, and leverian water newt.[5]
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Not "snotter"? Get your poo poo together Ohio hillbillies
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zoux posted:
Duh, easy. Seven fertile females and one fertile male. It may as well be the Jewish University administrator because he probably has the codes to the space laser.
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gently caress it Racist Cop it is
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KORNOLOGY posted:gently caress it Racist Cop it is Just don't let them sit next to an empty seat on the trip. I hear they breed via osmosis.
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You don't need the one guy, just have everyone beat off into a cup before they get Left Behind and do artificial insemination.
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The Earth dies tomorrow, so solve a word problem that assumes that chaos doesn't reign today. Obviously the answer is whoever is absolutely necessary to fly the spaceship, plus me and whoever else survives the next few hours of Earth's last, greatest bacchanalia.
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I saw "Discrete Uniform" first when I looked at this and thought it was some sort of formulaic answer to this.... because you just know that fucker racist cop is going to smuggle his blue onboard.
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Murgos posted:Just assuming all kinds of genders up in here. I genuinely apologize for assuming the gender, which as a gay man, is not great. That was an error. Individuals of many genders can be total pieces of poo poo, and being oblivious to that is a problem from many angles. cat botherer fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Mar 18, 2023 |
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zoux posted:The entire country is affected, which is why people are so afraid of them, even though statistically a child is much more likely to be the victim of gun violence outside of school rather than inside of it. People can't process risk very well at that scale.
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