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Just a completely miserable spoof marathon The Bare Wench Project The Bogus Witch Project Paranormal Whacktivity Supernatural Activity Not Another Zombie Movie Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th A Haunted House
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Are some of those porn parodies?
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Mar 18, 2023 01:48
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Jay Rust posted:Are some of those porn parodies? They're no Femaleship of the Ring
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Mar 18, 2023 01:49
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Azhais posted:What about police academies 3,4,5,6,under siege, mission to moscow, and the television series? The month threads never allow TV shows Quote-Unquote posted:I think if we wanna do an April Fools month it's gotta be a bit narrower than 'comedy'. Spoofs, slapstick, generally silly poo poo (maybe even the Jackass movies?) but yeah it can't be too narrow. Like rom coms shouldn't count, for example. But that would include They Came Together, one of the best comedies nobody has ever watched
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Mar 18, 2023 01:51
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Detective No. 27 posted:I always had a soft spot for Spy Hard. The best part of Spy Hard is the opening credits with Weird Al doing the theme. The movie goes downhill fast after that. I do not recommend revisiting it.
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Mar 18, 2023 01:51
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Azhais posted:What about police academies 3,4,5,6,under siege, mission to moscow, and the television series? I omitted those because I don't want to give myself brain damage
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Mar 18, 2023 01:55
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Lance Reddick has died.  quote:Lance Reddick, a character actor who specialised in intense, icy and possibly sinister authority figures on TV and film, including The Wire, Fringe and the John Wick franchise, has died. He was 60. https://amp.abc.net.au/article/102115086
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Mar 18, 2023 02:01
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Would this thread allow farces? And if so, how do you draw a line between a farce and a comedy of manners?
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Mar 18, 2023 02:02
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ruddiger posted:Just a completely miserable spoof marathon Go even lower and watch the Movie Cinematic Universe. Superfast! (2015) The Starving Games (2013) Vampires Suck (2010) Disaster Movie (2008) Meet the Spartans (2008) Epic Movie (2007) Date Movie (2006)
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Mar 18, 2023 02:50
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1636773715584204814?s=20
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Mar 18, 2023 03:02
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Bare Wench Project and its two sequels were directed by Chopping Mall’s (+1000 other movies) Jim Wynorski.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:04
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Timby posted:The best part of Spy Hard is the opening credits with Weird Al doing the theme. My favorite gag was the driver showing up in a different car and ridiculous outfit in every scene he’s in. I haven’t seen it in at least 20 years.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:26
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Gripweed posted:But that would include They Came Together, one of the best comedies nobody has ever watched I really liked in that movie the way that New York City was kind of like a character in the story.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:40
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https://twitter.com/girlbosskenroy/status/1636797170518208512?s=46&t=uiUehxbkNdNcN0PmfZ4Vaw
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Mar 18, 2023 05:14
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“Please, Abraham. I’m not that man.”
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Mar 18, 2023 05:20
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/tmz/status/1636802153296560155?s=46&t=dey-fY90sO_5KMvNzbaWlA aww nooo...
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Mar 18, 2023 05:38
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Jay Rust posted:Are some of those porn parodies? legit a porn parody thread could be funny. I know it sounds like an excuse to do a porn thread but no porn just the funny bits for example did you know there's a Curb Your Enthusiasm porno? Like, who was asking for this lol
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Mar 18, 2023 08:43
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Alan Smithee posted:legit a porn parody thread could be funny. I know it sounds like an excuse to do a porn thread but no porn just the funny bits Back when Dickstream was a thing (despite what I'm about to write, no it wasn't mostly streaming porn, it was Dickeye streaming movies with a chat, mixture of weird poo poo and classics, I think it's how I first saw Surviving Edged Weapons, definitely the only time I saw Magic Lizard, but also there was a Fast and Furious marathon once) they showed us the 1970s Alice in Wonderland porno and that's just an insane movie. Fake Edit: Free Dickeye.
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Mar 18, 2023 08:49
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Alan Smithee posted:legit a porn parody thread could be funny. I know it sounds like an excuse to do a porn thread but no porn just the funny bits This is legit one of my fave gifs ever and to my knowledge it's from a porn parody of... some Steven Seagal movie?  Also, don't porn parodies these days have really boring titles, like "Avengers XXX: A porn parody" for copyright reasons?
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Grendels Dad posted:This is legit one of my fave gifs ever and to my knowledge it's from a porn parody of... some Steven Seagal movie? I think it's just laziness in coming up with names, and worry about people just not understanding puns anymore. Not even Disney could successfully sue "rear end-vengers: Infinity Whore" for copyright infringement. A large part of that is claiming someone would be confused about which product was which.
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Mar 18, 2023 09:23
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If the porn industry has become too lazy to up with something like The Bare Wench Project: Boobs of Shadow, it's in serious trouble.
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Mar 18, 2023 09:29
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Grendels Dad posted:This is legit one of my fave gifs ever and to my knowledge it's from a porn parody of... some Steven Seagal movie? The jumping out of a cake scene was from Under Siege. Which means that gif probably comes from the fairly boringly named Tatas Under Siege
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Mar 18, 2023 09:30
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Grendels Dad posted:Also, don't porn parodies these days have really boring titles, like "Avengers XXX: A porn parody" for copyright reasons? It's a combination of having the correct porn parody pop up if you search for (for example) "Avengers porn" and still being different enough to avoid copyright issues. Once again, SEO ruins everything.
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Mar 18, 2023 10:37
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Grendels Dad posted:This is legit one of my fave gifs ever and to my knowledge it's from a porn parody of... some Steven Seagal movie? "This Isn't Banshees of Inisherin Please Don't Sue"
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Quote-Unquote posted:As an example, I'm looking at doing this combination of films I like, films I have seen and thought were bad, films I'm sure I've seen but don't really remember and films I've never seen Top Secret! seems like a natural fit for that list. Also, does anyone even remember that The Silence of the Hams exists? Even the trailer is just... painful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzIf1AVPMGE That also instantly brought Jane Austen's Mafia! to mind but the first Youtube result was a trailer in such a low quality that you can count the pixels.
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Mierenneuker posted:Top Secret! seems like a natural fit for that list. lmao quote:Original title: Il silenzio dei prosciutti this came out one year after Fatal Instinct and sends up the same movies
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Anybody remember Fatal Instinct if we're going with spoofs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDIACP8nf8 By far the best porn parody is the Star Trek: TNG one, in which they play everything 100% straight, wrote a genuinely good script providing more closure for Tasha Yar, and hired a professional Patrick Stewart impersonator to play Picard. If you edit out the sex scenes, it is just a really good Star Trek fan film. Turns out that a lot of porn stars are also huge nerds.
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All this talk of spoofs and no mention of The Wrong Guy, for shame! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXoM-62lX0
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Magic Hate Ball posted:All this talk of spoofs and no mention of The Wrong Guy, for shame! I go with the no bullet theory. His head just did that!
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Magic Hate Ball posted:All this talk of spoofs and no mention of The Wrong Guy, for shame! Super good movie
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So Quentin Tarantino is doing two nights at the London Palladium next weekend reading from his new book, and the Prince Charles Cinema is showing Pulp Fiction on 35mm 90 minutes before hand. If I lived down there I'd be tempted to get a ticket on the off chance they're getting him to introduce it - they recently had Brendan Fraser turn up in costume to introduce their Mummy double bill.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:17
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Everyone should see Movie 43 at least once.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Also the part where he paid a guy to Nancy Kerrigan on Drago Jr.'s arm. And then assaulted his rich friend. And then harassed him and his family (and threatened then? can't remember) via the media. It just gave a weird vibe to me for the entire movie. I didn't feel Dame winning the title was so terrible other than that he fought dirty in boxing, and like he doesn't even get disqualified, so what he did is within the rules of the game enough that he can win the title? So the Kerriganing thing feels like shoehorning enough of a reason for Adonis to go after Dame and yeah it just feels like as the movie trots to the finish line and Adonis is celebrating his victory that the wrong guy won. (Also it felt genuinely really hard to put 2 and 2 together. I saw a lot of people in my theater trying to figure out what the picture was trying to tell them. You get 5 seconds of a generic looking white dude on screen and you're meant to recognise the same guy over an hour later in a not great photograph.) I liked the ending with dialogue part, I feel that's on point but I just don't think the movie did what I wanted to get there.
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Everyone should see Movie 43 at least once. I have seen the scene where Hugh Jackman has balls on his neck, have I suffered enough?
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My one complaint with Cr3ed is the opening match in South Africa looks really weird- the CG crowd and compositing are kinda bad but the actual fighters don’t look entirely real, like their faces were put on in post or something. And the rest of the boxing in the movie looks just fine! I don’t know what happened there, was the entire scene added in reshoots?
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I actually saw Creed3 earlier today and I agree I found myself rooting more for Dame than Adonis. Like the latter was rich and a championship multiple times in a row and the former was a convict that spent half his life in jail for some bullshit charge for defending his friend (who then turned his back on him). It doesn't help that the movie seems to go to some lengths to point out that Adonis really did go soft. The boxer that his gym had been grooming to replace him was an arrogant paper tiger. It was a funny scene when Dame has an understated entrance to the audience booing at him and his opponent makes a whole show out of just walking to the ring, complete with a mask and all, and then gets his poo poo rocked. I haven't seen any of the previous Creeds, so going in to this blind i found it a bit hard to root for the guy who had it all who beats up his ex con buddy.
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Everyone should see Movie 43 at least once. Every second is agony
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It really does beg the question “who the gently caress has this much dirt on that many Hollywood Celebs and leverages it to make THIS It’s a bad movie with a fascinating existence
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Alan Smithee posted:It really does beg the question “who the gently caress has this much dirt on that many Hollywood Celebs and leverages it to make THIS I’m sure it sounded like a fun lark and for most of these folks it was a short gig.
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