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Mr Hootington posted:I'm still loling at a group of economist having discovered 190 banks across the usa are in the same position as SVB there couldn't possibly be any systemic risk in this system
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Mar 18, 2023 01:46
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Mr Hootington posted:Good job Minnesota nice
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Mar 18, 2023 01:47
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Mr Hootington posted:Good job Minnesota the big hug at the end 
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Mar 18, 2023 01:50
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Mr Hootington posted:Good job Minnesota gah that's so loving cool and nice. I'm so happy for them.
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Mar 18, 2023 01:52
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lmao https://twitter.com/AmethystTrotter/status/1636863918525104130
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Mar 18, 2023 01:53
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Lol they waited until the weekend kicked off to post the downgrade. Monday is gonna be grim. https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1636886636398100482
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Mar 18, 2023 01:53
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Spoondick posted:there couldn't possibly be any systemic risk in this system whoa, okay there are select markets with indications of slight, transitory liquidity moments, but these semi-permeable instances are hardly stateful, so don’t fret
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Mar 18, 2023 01:53
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SKULL.GIF posted:Lol they waited until the weekend kicked off to post the downgrade. Monday is gonna be grim. Didn't other credit agencies alright poo poo all over FRB? 
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Mar 18, 2023 01:56
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If the economy collapses under an old-fashioned bankrun while absolutely no normal people have any money to withdraw I'm gonna die laughing.
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Mar 18, 2023 01:56
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Cpt_Obvious posted:If the economy collapses under an old-fashioned bankrun while absolutely no normal people have any money to withdraw I'm gonna die laughing. if you trust the magic 250k number, the percentage of the population who should be worried is gonna be small the solution will cater to them, naturally
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Mar 18, 2023 02:01
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SKULL.GIF posted:Lol they waited until the weekend kicked off to post the downgrade. Monday is gonna be grim. What the gently caress is BAA1 lol
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Mar 18, 2023 02:12
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Mar 18, 2023 02:13
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it's really cool that state pension funds are allowed to invest public workers' retirement money into bank stocks that can disappear overnight, banks that are being actively sacrificed by the federal government itself that's a great system
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Mar 18, 2023 02:29
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SKULL.GIF posted:Lol they waited until the weekend kicked off to post the downgrade. Monday is gonna be grim. The Order of BAA1 welcomes you.
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Mar 18, 2023 02:30
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Pidgin Englishman posted:What the gently caress is BAA1 lol Pfft that strain is so 2021
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Mar 18, 2023 02:31
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Pidgin Englishman posted:What the gently caress is BAA1 lol a few grades above ba115
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Mar 18, 2023 02:34
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FlapYoJacks posted:lol the global banking system is starting to collapse. LMFAO!!! i want to believe
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Mar 18, 2023 02:35
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Pidgin Englishman posted:What the gently caress is BAA1 lol the ratings agencies work very hard to make their ratings very comprehensible to the average joe and jane 
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Mar 18, 2023 02:35
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cool av posted:nice we cant afford to pay for this costing a massive 0.0000001 zelenskies
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Mar 18, 2023 02:42
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Pidgin Englishman posted:What the gently caress is BAA1 lol old covid
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Mar 18, 2023 02:43
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Can we package these children off to create securitized financial products? If not, this seems like a bad investment and only shows why the private sector can make better use of these children.
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Mar 18, 2023 02:44
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the ratings agencies work very hard to make their ratings very comprehensible to the average joe and jane Linear transformations god I am in love with the mystic bull poo poo of finance
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Mar 18, 2023 02:47
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Pidgin Englishman posted:Linear transformations god I am in love with the mystic bull poo poo of finance It's called reading entrails, buddy! 
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Mar 18, 2023 02:50
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:Can we package these children off to create securitized financial products? If not, this seems like a bad investment and only shows why the private sector can make better use of these children. JP Morgan Chase is thrilled to offer an array of new subprime instruments intended to better capitalize food insecurity in children under the age of 9
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Mar 18, 2023 02:50
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Mr Hootington posted:Good job Minnesota what about dinner? 
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Mar 18, 2023 02:56
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JustFollowingOrder posted:what about dinner? is this a real post
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Mar 18, 2023 02:57
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https://twitter.com/markets/status/1636847393852334083?s=20quote:Starting in 2024, Level I candidates can pick between Python, a programming language, or financial modeling. Level II will offer advanced Python or analyst skills. The first level of the new tests will be offered in February of next year. lol, i cleared them a decade ago at this point but it's incredible they're chasing the computer toucher market
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Mar 18, 2023 03:00
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may allah give the french protests strength
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Mar 18, 2023 03:04
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Jaxyon posted:JS is a gigantic racist prick but these interviews are good for educating normies is he? I mean not debating it, just wasn’t aware of it, unless you’re referring to the “problem with white people” episode. Is that why he’s a “gigantic racist prick”?
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Mar 18, 2023 03:36
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i wonder who the lehman will be - which financial institution will be the first not to catch a life vest and be fully re-capitalized, for one reason or another?
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Mar 18, 2023 03:38
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the ratings agencies work very hard to make their ratings very comprehensible to the average joe and jane Ok, so according to this chart C is the worst grade you can get (Default) and B2 appears to be in the bottom half of that chart.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:40
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That sounds a lot worse than a conventional B.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:40
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Pidgin Englishman posted:Linear transformations god I am in love with the mystic bull poo poo of finance love to transform real vector spaces while preserving operators while calculating my family budget.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:43
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Junkiebev posted:i wonder who the lehman will be - which financial institution will be the first not to catch a life vest and be fully re-capitalized, for one reason or another? im going to guess U.S. Bancorp b/c they didn't Kick-Up in the FRC bailout AFAIK - they've been conspicuously absent from all this and it is going to turn out some dumbfuck they stake has been writing swaps at _way_ past capital requirements
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Mar 18, 2023 03:46
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shrike82 posted:https://twitter.com/markets/status/1636847393852334083?s=20 I thought Excel was the thing? I guess Python has good math and data bolt ons, but the image of the spreadsheet jockey is indelible. It does sound like they want to get into data janitorial services and/or more general touching of computers. Seems dumb.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:49
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Cpt_Obvious posted:That sounds a lot worse than a conventional B. It's graded on a very generous curve
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Mar 18, 2023 03:49
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economy dying?
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Mar 18, 2023 03:50
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I don't want to inflame anymore cross forum tensions or whatever but for anyone being menaced by Mirthless, don't blame us. They just decided to come here after getting ran out of the gbs relationships thread for being dumb and we've been stuck dealing with it ever since.
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Mar 18, 2023 03:50
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triple sulk posted:economy dying? think of it more as a zombie economy.
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I know a guy who worked for Moody's all through the crash and he gets super testy whenever someone razzes him lol
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