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Drone_Fragger posted:They wont be able to arrest putin. Firstly, the vile stench will cause anyone trying to arrest him to be sick. Secondly, he can shed his poo poo filled pants like a gecko to confuse his pursuers. I'd like to see the decadent west come up with a more fool proof plan than this.! Putin caught on camera as they try and arrest him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPSVemk7e8
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Mar 19, 2023 09:41
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drilldo squirt posted:I'm going to brutally arrest Putin with machine guns and bazookas and turn him over to the Hague. Brutally and insanely.
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Mar 19, 2023 09:41
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HonorableTB posted:come on down to big suka sukhoi's blyat springs resort gently caress you, Goryachy Klyuch!
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Mar 19, 2023 09:45
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The Hague should host an international topless fly fishing contest for seniors
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Mar 19, 2023 09:49
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Icochet posted:The Hague should host an international topless fly fishing contest for seniors Senior Analyst FRIED COD: I... i can't believe this is working
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Mar 19, 2023 09:55
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https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637366311389986817 Sounds promising. Wonder what's on the way this time.
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Mar 19, 2023 10:11
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zone posted:https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637366311389986817 McDonalds. Especially sweet and sour sauce.
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Mar 19, 2023 10:30
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BrassRoots posted:McDonalds. Especially sweet and sour sauce. You know, real Mickey D's might just induce a bunch of mobiks to surrender at this point given how poorly supplied they've been
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Mar 19, 2023 10:34
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HonorableTB posted:I'll take a combat ineffective Wagner and a better equipped Russian regular army over a well equipped Wagner force and the barely geared mobiks we currently see. Wagner still has a core of competent fighters with experience and proper gear with proper support. The same doesn't exist for the majority of mobiks and even if they had what Wagner has, spreading it out among the entire RuAF would still lead to a less equipped overall force due to dilution They're the best fighting force that Putin is willing to put on the front line. There's a whole army still in Moscow that Putin is keeping there in case things go coup d'etat-y and it's because he needs to not lose that fight ever. By sending the #2, he accomplishes two goals: 1) he weakens the nearest threat to power and 2) they're far enough away that if they get sufficiently anti-Putin he'll see them coming instead of having them at the door. Toxic Mental posted:Yeah there's zero chance he ever touches western Europe soil ever again, except when he soils his pants after eating foie gras or some sauerkraut and faceplanting down some stairs I need Angela Merkel to put a sign outside her house that says "Dog-Free Zone" but in Russian, just to make the point. 
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Mar 19, 2023 10:43
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Mar 19, 2023 10:48
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637374003139559424
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Mar 19, 2023 10:53
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BrassRoots posted:McDonalds. Especially sweet and sour sauce. Send in the BK trailer /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/39232432/burger-king-truck-military.0.jpg)
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Mar 19, 2023 10:53
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mobby_6kl posted:Send in the BK trailer i thought you guys went to war to get AWAY from the king
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Mar 19, 2023 10:58
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boofhead posted:i thought you guys went to war to get AWAY from the king 
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Mar 19, 2023 11:08
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different videos spliced but still lol at trademark russian construction https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1637396406276177920
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Mar 19, 2023 11:18
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1637400713864019969 More coping and seething about the arrest warrant from voenkors. This one claims that the Russian army will precede Putler onto German soil first. What Russian army? the one that's going to be down to T-55s, PT-76s, and BTR-40s by the time Ukraine is finished with you lot?
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Mar 19, 2023 11:42
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big lol at 'This war' and 'SMO' in the same post. at least stay consistent
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Mar 19, 2023 11:49
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kru posted:big lol at 'This war' and 'SMO' in the same post. Consistency isn't a known factor to vatniks or propagandists, please understand
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Mar 19, 2023 11:52
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Mistle posted:By sending the #2, he accomplishes two goals
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Mar 19, 2023 12:22
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https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637402263965540352 Col. Dmytrashkivskyi, the commanding officer responsible for the Vuhledar defense, says that the enemy redirected forces to Avdiivka because they kept losing attempting to take Vuhledar. https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637409581742661635 Russian dickwaving continues, this time near Estonia.
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Mar 19, 2023 12:29
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DiomedesGodshill posted:My apologies for calling Steven Seagal a **** who now identifies as 100% Russian (for some reason). My meaning/context was him being a clumsy dancer with gif included showing him being a very clumsy dancer. I don't follow Lizzo or Beyonce so apologies for that too. Bad post is bad. I ate a six-er which is basically meaningless anyway. In my local parlance we would call him a ''gobshite''... applies to much more than poor dancing.
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Mar 19, 2023 12:42
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1637415895562682368 Prigozhin sounding none too confident about holding territory, never mind making any further advances. Says that Russia has about two weeks (lol) to do something about the incoming Ukrainian attack. They don't make even rudimentary preparations, they're done, and that's that.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:20
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drilldo squirt posted:I'm going to brutally arrest Putin with machine guns and bazookas and turn him over to the Hague. HonorableTB posted:bring a hazmat suit putins are known to spray fecal matter when threatened like a squid shooting ink Lol, why not just use a horse cum trap and be done with it peacefully? Nice and Easy.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:33
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Just Another Lurker posted:In my local parlance we would call him a ''gobshite''... applies to much more than poor dancing. I can confirm that this is correct terminology in also my local parlance.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:54
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Though I would also accept dipshit, and possible rapist, I am not averse to using his own favored term "Russian" either, respectfully.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:55
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Putin steps out his solid gold dacha onto his sold gold patio one morning after using his golden toilet, and finds a giant plastic bottle cut in half, taped back in on itself. "The cia again no doubt, the fools. How did they possibly think any true russian patriot with a 198 IQ would fall for th-" He stops, realising in the bottom of the bottle lies the silkiest, smoothest horse nectar he has ever layed eyes on, glistening in the morning light. "My god..." He whispers, as he starts climbing the side of the bottle.
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Mar 19, 2023 13:58
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Drone_Fragger posted:Putin steps out his solid gold dacha onto his sold gold patio one morning after using his golden toilet, and finds a giant plastic bottle cut in half, taped back in on itself. If you say "whore scum" real fast 3 times in the mirror Putin will appear
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Mar 19, 2023 14:02
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fatherboxx posted:different videos spliced but still lol at trademark russian construction Isn't the drooping ceiling bit from earlier this year?
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Mar 19, 2023 14:11
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Isn't the drooping ceiling bit from earlier this year? Yeah, when they were first showcasing the new Potemkin apartments.
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Mar 19, 2023 14:14
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mobby_6kl posted:Send in the BK trailer We dont know him as the king. We only know him as Hungry Jack. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Jack%27s
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Mar 19, 2023 14:25
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637450718922567681 Another instance of ammo being demilitarized. Every little bit helps to continue increasing shell hunger along the front.
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Mar 19, 2023 15:12
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so who blew up the pipeline? had breakfast with the cousin he thinks US did it
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Mar 19, 2023 16:11
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Ups_rail posted:so who blew up the pipeline? It was a new sea cryptid and it's officially an X-File.
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Mar 19, 2023 16:19
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Ups_rail posted:so who blew up the pipeline? It's 95% likely we'll never know and everything is speculation.
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Mar 19, 2023 16:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPhycuLAtaw New Perun vid just dropped. In summation, Ukraine managed to successfully blunt the Russian "offensive" and caused them heavy losses in men, equipment, and materiel. But it's put a strain on some of their own reserves as well, albeit not from the newly trained mechanized units. Any offensive going forward will be still a difficult affair because Russia's learned a little from the previous offensives. They'll still have to slug it out with what forces remain unless they can break open the lines like they did the last time. That being said, enough retreats will still likely trigger a generalized rout.
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Mar 19, 2023 16:26
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Ups_rail posted:so who blew up the pipeline? Greenpeace saw their chance
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Mar 19, 2023 16:31
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Ups_rail posted:so who blew up the pipeline? It was me
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Mar 19, 2023 16:36
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Tai posted:It's 95% likely we'll never know and everything is speculation. how is it possible for a pipe to go explody and no one no where has any idea how it happened?
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Mar 19, 2023 16:47
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mobby_6kl posted:Send in the BK trailer The Pizza Hut trailer was better. We had one in Qatar before they moved it into a mobile home trailer
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Mar 19, 2023 16:53
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Ups_rail posted:so who blew up the pipeline? Hunter Biden practicing inhaling and holding his breath all those years,u think it was for fun? Diving, pipes, dad being the president of the United States.... Connect the dots
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