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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

webcams for christ posted:

an emergency weekend meeting where you loose 86.48% of your market cap and have to fire 10,000+ workers

Sure there are down sides but there is also going to be cocaine?

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Vince mcmhon is trying to sell wwe for 9 billion dollars, or nine times the price of a trillion dollar global bank

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Vince mcmhon is trying to sell wwe for 9 billion dollars, or nine times the price of a trillion dollar global bank

:vince:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Vince mcmhon is trying to sell wwe for 9 billion dollars, or nine times the price of a trillion dollar global bank

Everybody has a price! Mwuahahahaha!

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

40% of one minecraft

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Would you rather buy one twitter or 43 Credit Sus banks?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

there are lost hard drives of btc with more value than Credit Suisse

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/1637450361580449796?s=20

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/rcmoya84/status/1637149235035652096?s=20

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


lol five hours north of boston

montreal is closer than that. maine is a dying wasteland. build the flagpole

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


I’m honored that this powerful family is going to create a one to one scale replica of my cock in the great state of Maine

And I ain’t never ever hosed there

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

haaaaaaaaaa

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1637454259355566085

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

JAAAAYYYYY

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
wonder what other ideas those finance guys have been cooking up over the weekend!

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Koirhor posted:

JAAAAYYYYY

Ha ha ha ha!

He has no power here!

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

impose…losses….? that doesn’t sound right

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

The American government reacts swiftly and effectively whenever it needs to. That's why the banks are strong and stable in the wake of the SVB intervention

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1637451233374924807?s=20

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/realmarcel1/status/1637450535551762436
refinery workers are striking, getting the goods

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

If Elizabeth Warren thinks it's a good idea it will never happen. I hope.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



SKULL.GIF posted:

Ha ha ha ha!

He has no power here!

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

couple of fun weekend charts

https://twitter.com/federicacocco/status/1637389371555950594https://twitter.com/lines_down/status/1637453887753048066

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what if you had a bank account specifically for meeting payroll and that one gets fdic insured and everyone else gets hosed

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol gross value

thats right

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

RealityWarCriminal posted:

what if you had a bank account specifically for meeting payroll and that one gets fdic insured and everyone else gets hosed

https://twitter.com/SMTuffy/status/1637458182187503621

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Either that or convincing people that the federal budget works like your personal family budget.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
you don’t even need banks just let rich people take out loan’s directly from the treasury

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Al! posted:

i recently saw the mall i grew up with in an episode of "dead malls"

my local mall has been in a state of slow death ever since Mitt Romney killed KB Toys. That space always sat empty from then on and it just spread to infect the whole place

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

Animal-Mother posted:

Everybody has a price! Mwuahahahaha!

I'll slap that basketball right out of your hands.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Koirhor posted:

you don’t even need banks just let rich people take out loan’s directly from the treasury

Bingo!

What the gently caress is up with the pretense

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
B- b- b- bondholder haircut -cut -cut -cut

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/BloombergAsia/status/1637461882654150657

quote:

The country is considering either taking over the bank in full or holding a significant equity stake if a takeover by UBS Group AG falls apart because of the complexities in arranging the deal and the short time frame involved, the people said, asking not to be identified as the matter is private.

The situation is very fluid and can still change as authorities seek to finalize a solution for the bank by the time Asian markets open, which is late evening in Europe, the people said.

The Swiss finance ministry declined to comment.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

RealityWarCriminal posted:

what if you had a bank account specifically for meeting payroll and that one gets fdic insured and everyone else gets hosed

i actually don't hate this

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Credit Switzer

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
credit blitzed

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


:sickos:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1637466233258795009

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

running out of Sunday hours. let’s drag this into Monday pretty please

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
okay maybe this weekend's emergency bank bailout that narrowly avoids a global depression actually is more interesting than last week's emergency bank bailout that narrowly avoided a global depression

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wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Rectal Death Adept posted:

okay maybe this weekend's emergency bank bailout that narrowly avoids a global depression actually is more interesting than last week's emergency bank bailout that narrowly avoided a global depression

what part of the anime is this again

what does the ancient prophecy say

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