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MUSHROOM CLOUD SPOTTED IS THIS THE WORK OF WOKE VEGANS
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the mail called it the 'armageddon alarm' which is way too cool for whatever it ends up being used for
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Mar 19, 2023 13:59
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 An Irishman asked me about the sale price for my motor home and there were several more hidden in the bushes I am sure of it. Lithuanians are stealing garden gnomes to perform occult rituals. DRUG SMELL
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Mar 19, 2023 14:16
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Kin posted:Christ, how small is your TV? Late reply.  24 inch widescreen monitor or thereabouts has been my default watching size for decades with several hundred dvd movies and a few box sets to pass the time. More or less stopped buying them now. 
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Mar 19, 2023 14:31
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Mar 19, 2023 14:33
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Guavanaut posted:
I'm stuck in traffic again why won't the council get rid of the LTNs!!!
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Mar 19, 2023 14:42
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Neighbour insulted me in their own language, called me a Sabah al-khayr Bargin Hunt delayed by 15 minutes, when I already sat down cup of tea ready.
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Mar 19, 2023 15:03
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Go back to the office
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Mar 19, 2023 15:10
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The only legitimate reason I can see for the emergency alert thing apart from dangerous sudden weather (which we don't really have in these isles) is maybe for Amber Alerts. But that's a very niche case. Now to move from Amber Alerts to Pink Alerts. ( Are you sure? It means changing the light bulb.) https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1637116004760186880?t=jb7IxSiINzWp2zQYun1N9A&s=19
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Mar 19, 2023 15:12
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*Rishi's numbers are down, need a dead cat alarm, Remove this before posting* Supporting Labour link to cancer found!
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Mar 19, 2023 15:15
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i was genuinely surprised that trump got through 4 years of being POTUS without using the US one to slag off chuck schumer or whoever my guess is nobody told him about it
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Mar 19, 2023 15:54
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happyhippy posted:
CON +5
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Mar 19, 2023 16:02
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https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1637440063976923138
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Mar 19, 2023 16:03
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He's a loving twat surrounded by sycophants who'd so it for him. Like ol Musky.
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Mar 19, 2023 16:31
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 he probably thinks PCs run on 240V so let him electrocute himself
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Mar 19, 2023 16:34
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while karren brady looks on, doing her shite smelling face
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Mar 19, 2023 16:35
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That's Baroness Brady to you
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Mar 19, 2023 16:47
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fuctifino posted:That's Baroness Brady to you It's always a good hate-watch for the contestants alone but this year more than anything it's descended even further into being a self-parody. Sugar and his entourage are pantomime villains with a side-gig as insult comedians at this point.
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Mar 19, 2023 18:59
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Why are tories sending out green leaflets? I wonder if their printers are running out of blue ink? 
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Mar 19, 2023 19:53
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Why are tories sending out green leaflets? I wonder if their printers are running out of blue ink? Bit like andry streets elections campaign, they dont want to be associated with the tories.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:07
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Why are tories sending out green leaflets? I wonder if their printers are running out of blue ink? See also this which is both very dumb and also less dumb than 99% of political compi 
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Mar 19, 2023 20:14
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Guavanaut posted:Green in printers is usually made with blue ink, so can't be so. It’s ‘cum pie’
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Mar 19, 2023 20:22
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cumpodes
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The Question IRL posted:The only legitimate reason I can see for the emergency alert thing apart from dangerous sudden weather (which we don't really have in these isles) is maybe for Amber Alerts. https://twitter.com/mattsibleycopy/status/1637117135741673472
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Mar 19, 2023 20:24
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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone more or less - my review of the Pink Dwarf
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Mar 19, 2023 20:51
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Best episodes are the S&M Squid and the gently caress Virus.
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Mar 19, 2023 20:57
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Pink Dwarf meets Purple Giant
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Mar 19, 2023 20:59
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"The Ministry of Defence has apologised after an investigation found Afghan applicants to a resettlement scheme were told they could only come to the UK if their documents were approved by the Taliban" I just facepalmed for real
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Mar 19, 2023 21:04
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Diet Crack posted:"The Ministry of Defence has apologised after an investigation found Afghan applicants to a resettlement scheme were told they could only come to the UK if their documents were approved by the Taliban" People are right to hate us. I have a problem and wonder if anyone here can help. We have a mouse in the house, the missus bought several mouse traps and put hazelnut chocolate on them because she read that it's their favourite thing. We came down in the morning to find all the traps licked clean, she bought those devices that emit a sound humans can't hear but drive mice and the like away however, after several days it's still around. I'm not sure what it's eating as we've checked the food and can't find anything with nibbles out of it. I've tried to grab it a couple of times but it's a fast little bugger. Has anyone had experience of getting rid of them?
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Mar 19, 2023 21:22
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Yeah, wait about 12 posts and you'll see a suggestion or two.
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Mar 19, 2023 21:25
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bessantj posted:People are right to hate us. 
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Mar 19, 2023 21:33
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There are lots of very effective humane mouse traps. Even a board game. Probably soon to be a movie.
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Mar 19, 2023 21:35
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bessantj posted:People are right to hate us. Like, kill traps or some other kind of trap? I don't know that sound things work on anything honestly. The usual advice I have seen is to use simple snap traps as poison can lead to them dying in the walls or something which will stink, and live capture traps have dubious efficacy.
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Mar 19, 2023 21:36
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get a cat
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Mar 19, 2023 21:39
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basically you can spend every night for the rest of forever faffing about with peanut butter and live-catch boxes, attempt poison and wonder if that smell is a decaying corpse under the floor, or you can dehumanise yourself and face to sticky boards. until mice enlighten themselves to the truths of buddhism and overcome desire they are doomed to suffer. also, there is never just one mouse. Buy a bunch of wire wool and get to plugging holes
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Mar 19, 2023 21:40
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Cat.
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Mar 19, 2023 21:43
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OwlFancier posted:Like, kill traps or some other kind of trap? I don't know that sound things work on anything honestly. The usual advice I have seen is to use simple snap traps as poison can lead to them dying in the walls or something which will stink, and live capture traps have dubious efficacy. This little fucker just walks over the traps. Maybe we've just bought poo poo traps. Might have to try different ones. EDIT: can't get a cat the landlord won't allow it.
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Mar 19, 2023 21:46
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bessantj posted:This little fucker just walks over the traps. Maybe we've just bought poo poo traps. Might have to try different ones. What does the landlord reckon you should do about the mouse?
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Mar 19, 2023 21:48
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IME cage traps do work, especially if you do the 'leave food in there every day before actually setting the trap' bit..... but you never get them all.
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Those little live capture traps, hardly bigger than the mouse, are useless, but big ones where they have to go right in to eat work pretty well in my experience. The problem is that you almost certain have a route into your house that hordes of mice now know about, and you can spend the next decade trapping mice, or you can find the holes and block them.
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