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Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!
Yeah if Verstappen gets through the opening lap clean it's pretty much over. After that no one is going to fight him, just like Lewis in Brazil 2021, because he's in the rocket car, he is going to pass you, so why fight it and ruin your tires. Alonso is the only person who will give it a go because he's Alonso. Stroll for team reasons may also incompetantly try to slow him to help Alonso.

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Here’s the podium after a record 17 retirements

Alonso

Kmart

Incredible hulk

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Egg Moron posted:

Here’s the podium after a record 17 retirements

Alonso

Kmart

Incredible hulk

From your lips to god's ears

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Diet Crack posted:

*looks into crystal ball*

Carlos and Lance are going to wreck eachother into that stupid turn 22 or whatever it is

I think someone will definitely spin out of the points on that turn

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

big k and bulkenhurg are gonna podium

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

acidx posted:

I think Lance had a purple first sector or drat close to it on his final lap in Q3, and I was like wow there's no way he beats Alonso. And I was right because he bottled the lap somewhere after that.

yeah that was hilarious, he came in like .6 off at the end

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Red Warrior posted:

Yeah if Verstappen gets through the opening lap clean it's pretty much over. After that no one is going to fight him, just like Lewis in Brazil 2021, because he's in the rocket car, he is going to pass you, so why fight it and ruin your tires. Alonso is the only person who will give it a go because he's Alonso. Stroll for team reasons may also incompetantly try to slow him to help Alonso.

George will hit him if he's given the chance.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


ArmZ posted:

yeah that was hilarious, he came in like .6 off at the end

Cooked his tyres I think

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Alonso Perez Stroll

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Max Alonso Perez is my tip.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I'm going to say Perez DNF

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

AutismVaccine posted:

Max Alonso Perez is my tip.

Powerful death note

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I vote for carnage

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Thanks Ants posted:

I'm going to say scud double DNF

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




lewis can win this

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Skarsnik posted:

lewis can win this

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Skarsnik posted:

lewis can win this

technically so can Michael Schumacher

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Lewis sounded dead in the post qualifying interviews.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Fernando will come out of this race leading the championship :toxx: I’ll take a 24h if he isn’t

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
logan sargeant will make it to the points. if it doesn't happen, i was incorrect

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

GramCracker posted:

Fernando will come out of this race leading the championship :toxx: I’ll take a 24h if he isn’t

Wow, look at the balls on this guy, toxxin a whole 24 hour probe :rolleyes:

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




Mick relegated to pre-race show duty

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Angryhead posted:

Mick relegated to pre-race show duty

they should make him drive the trophy bots

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Egg Moron posted:

Here’s the podium after a record 17 retirements

Alonso

Kmart

Incredible hulk
This would be acceptable.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Serjeant Buzfuz posted:

Wow, look at the balls on this guy, toxxin a whole 24 hour probe :rolleyes:

Probed until the 24h Le Mans

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


it's gonna be a good day for mclaren, i can feel it in my bones

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

first front row start for AM since the 1950s lmao Alonso you geriatric wizard

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Serjeant Buzfuz posted:

Wow, look at the balls on this guy, toxxin a whole 24 hour probe :rolleyes:

What do you got on the line hot shot?

Diet Crack posted:

Probed until the 24h Le Mans

Hell yeah.

GramCracker fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Mar 19, 2023

Cirofren
Jun 13, 2005


Pillbug
Nico Rossberg has some Jeremey Fragrance rear end outfits

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Thanks Ants posted:

I'm going to say Perez DNF

https://twitter.com/AlbertFabrega/status/1637464796189564930?t=WgUS82nRlcD4uUS-dK20Nw&s=19

:smith:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
did max steal perez's gear box?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

They're gonna bin him before the race even starts

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

it's gonna be a good day for mclaren, i can feel it in my bones

I would love for piastri to end in the points, but he'll probably be 11th by the end of the first lap driving that shitbox.

Red Warrior
Jul 23, 2002
Is about to die!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

did max steal perez's gear box?

Can't steal what is already yours.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


they're giving him the shaft

the busted driveshaft from Max's car

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


What will happen first: Max in P1 or one of the Ferraris blowing up

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
they should remake the hank williams jr "are you ready for some football" nfl theme so it's "are you ready for some f1"

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

SocksAndSandals posted:

What will happen first: Max in P1 or one of the Ferraris blowing up
These are not mutually exclusive, methinks

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Brundle talking to random people asking if they speak English.

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