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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Similarly post the meth carrots.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

zedprime posted:

Similarly post the meth carrots.

they took all the fun out of it.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


What the gently caress is garlic bread

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

axolotl farmer posted:

Steamed pizza? Must be an Albany thing.

I actually did steam my leftover pizza this morning due to various life situations making it infeasible to use the microwave.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you can reheat pizza by pan frying for a little while and then drizzling water in the skillet and covering it. crispy bottom, soft melty top.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i defs thought skooma was like heroin and injected.

also made a decent amount of my meals bread and cheese in 2022. i tell myself its probably low-processed

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Decrepus posted:

What the gently caress is garlic bread

Garlic + butter + warmed bread

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
Yeah I kinda wish these theme cookbooks had some more weirdo recipes instead of just western cooking with some slightly irregular seasoning. At least Elder Scrolls had the seasoning recipes used throughout that we also used up in everyday stuff, too. The D&D Hero's Feast book is a bit worse about banal stuff but it did have this AFP:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Ror posted:

h o r k e r l o a f



Cowards for not putting walrus meat in the recipe.

Or at least some other sea mammal

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



axolotl farmer posted:

Steamed pizza? Must be an Albany thing.

Wouldn't put it past those heathens in mid-Connecticut

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i defs thought skooma was like heroin and injected.

It comes in basic form as moonsugar, which is like rock sugar (it's literally produced from a type of sugar cane) that gets you mega high when smoked or eaten.

This is refined into liquid skooma, which you drink or smoke through a bong or similar smoking pipes. I'm sure somebody tried getting skooma directly in their veins, but there's probably a reason nobody talks about doing it.

e: Do those steamed pizza baozi in East Asia count as steamed pizza?

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I sell tropical plants, and today I worked a local orchid show for the first time since before COVID. The society hosting the shows provides lunch, but for some reason the lunch they provide always has a very high likelihood of being this menacing pinwheel sandwich from Costco:



That's flatbread, turkey meat, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and blueberry cream cheese. Costco has other bulk sandwiches, even other pinwheel sandwiches, for the same price, but for some reason it's always this horrifying sweet cream cheese and turkey abomination. Why does this exist?

I was mostly able to eat around the cream cheese.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I was led to believe every Costco food product was a delightful dream come true :crossarms:

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010

They bring them because they're delicious, op. :colbert:

yes i do eat like i live in a garbage can

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

That sounds like a basic Thanksgiving sandwich with blueberry instead of cranberry. I.E. it sounds delicious (or in bulk Costco form, fine)

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



If you put lettuce and lovely mealy tomatoes on your Thanksgiving sandwich, and serve it on wet flatbread with cream cheese then uh

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010

I'm also making sure anyone that steals my sandwich has the meal they deserve :evilbuddy:

edit: You know what, have some thread content.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


that's hosed up, my father died from a blast of artificial fruitcake flavor

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
is it a quake because it will make your rear end quake as you run for the toilet?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Non Compos Mentis posted:

is it a quake because it will make your rear end quake as you run for the toilet?

Mountain Dew: Sphincter Spasm

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Non Compos Mentis posted:

is it a quake because it will make your rear end quake as you run for the toilet?

Yeah, right after you quisp your pants a little

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Decrepus posted:

What the gently caress is garlic bread

Bread with garlic in it.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://mobile.twitter.com/ericriveracooks/status/1637235044459716611

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is it only me or does everyone imagine the offscreen dude in all of those videos just constantly making the soy pointing at stuff face.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




OwlFancier posted:

Is it only me or does everyone imagine the offscreen dude in all of those videos just constantly making the soy pointing at stuff face.

It's just you.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I imagine a drone with a gun forcing the person on screen to produce content for the algorithm

TriggerHappyMarie
Sep 15, 2011

quote:

edit: You know what, have some thread content.


I am a consumer whore and will try every drat novelty flavor of Mountain Dew I come across.
I legit really liked this one and would buy year round.
Thanks for attending my TED talk; me and my diabetus will go back to lurking.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


OwlFancier posted:

Is it only me or does everyone imagine the offscreen dude in all of those videos just constantly making the soy pointing at stuff face.

I do like the little amazed and inane comments they add sometimes.

"So I'm going to pour all of this in here."

"Oh wow, so you just pour it all in?"

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


I was initially furious at the snapping noodles, but making pasta out of pasta is a fun wacky idea.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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“Sweding” food

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The catholic version of matzah balls.

Vogon Poetry Slam
Nov 13, 2016

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

TriggerHappyMarie posted:

I am a consumer whore and will try every drat novelty flavor of Mountain Dew I come across.
I legit really liked this one and would buy year round.
Thanks for attending my TED talk; me and my diabetus will go back to lurking.

Thank god I’m not the only one. But I’m a sucker for all fruit punch type flavors and this has a nice hot of spice on it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I don't even live on the same continent and I feel the need to apologize to Italy.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
"the secret dids't her grab"



Ok, fine, I guess, whatever

edit: I added the apostrophe, who cares at this point

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Pookah posted:

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I nearly always picked up cheese in Skyrim because it looks so drat tasty.


Few can resist its seductive delights.

TriggerHappyMarie posted:

I am a consumer whore and will try every drat novelty flavor of Mountain Dew I come across.
I legit really liked this one and would buy year round.
Thanks for attending my TED talk; me and my diabetus will go back to lurking.
As an expert witness, any tasting notes on these?

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

I'm reminded of the story of the guy who put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink more milk per milk.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Zero_Grade posted:



Few can resist its seductive delights.

As an expert witness, any tasting notes on these?


Ha! So the delicious cheeses of Skyrim are absolutely a thing. I only played it more than a decade after it was new, so I am insanely out of touch with the lore.
I played Oblivion when it was new, and it was so amazingly boring, it put me off every sequel for a very long time.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ror posted:

I do like the little amazed and inane comments they add sometimes.

"So I'm going to pour all of this in here."

"Oh wow, so you just pour it all in?"

Yeah it's that, just perpetual amazement at everything, the most credulous person on the earth.

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