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smellmycheese posted:Meanwhile in Stockholm Abba were at an illegal Queen party And Brian May was on the roof of Buckingham Palace, full circle
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Failed Imagineer posted:Unclear if that's talking about the current or contemporaneous Duchess, but it's funny to think that the current Queen was at an illegal ABBA party If "The wives of Prince Charles and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson" makes it unclear which Duchess of Cornwall we're talking about, we might need to go back to ghostchat since it's big news if Diana and Carrie are best pals.
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smellmycheese posted:Meanwhile in Stockholm Abba were at an illegal Queen party I long to live in a world where all Queen parties are illegal.
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And my penis has transmuted into a tiny little mario kart mushroom https://twitter.com/cobratate/status/1639231165776248835?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Doesn't he have to fight the ghosts of Diana and Carrie in prison or something? Who's writing this poo poo for him?
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/cobratate/status/1639231165776248835?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg 
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Reveilled posted:If "The wives of Prince Charles and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson" makes it unclear which Duchess of Cornwall we're talking about, we might need to go back to ghostchat since it's big news if Diana and Carrie are best pals. Yeah, I never learned how to read. Also, why is Tate speaking like Mr Sparkle. Is he not content just to look like him?
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Payndz posted:Anyway, do dragons even have fists? It is assuredly so 
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smellmycheese posted:And my penis has transmuted into a tiny little mario kart mushroom He reads like a joke Digitiser character
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I'm not actually sure what weed smells like, seen as I've only knowingly smelled it like once in my life a decade ago, but I consistently smell something when I'm out and about that I think is it. It's like really manky broccoli.
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Dabir posted:I'm not actually sure what weed smells like, seen as I've only knowingly smelled it like once in my life a decade ago, but I consistently smell something when I'm out and about that I think is it. It's like really manky broccoli. That might just be BO
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I've heard it described as "week old socks" It really depends on the strain though, some smell very citrusy and are nice. Extracts for the win
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Strong weed always smells like a decent beer to me.
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Lord of the Llamas posted:Tbf the episode was hosted in a constituency which the Tories won with 52.5%. Touché, that makes a lot of sense then.
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Diet Crack posted:Fair actually, hops do smell a lot like weed Hops and Hemp both belong to the Cannabaceae family which is probably why.
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Guavanaut posted:They hate the smell of that too. Keith would say he ate the strongest phal with extra chillies, but if you check with the restaurant he had plain omelette and chips I want some curry flavoured weed now oh hey it's been a month or so since I did this and it's been a tough time what with the continued decline of civilisation and all so heres your respite to bring you into spring which only actually started 4 days ago unlike the revisionist propagandists titling the threads would have you believe                          
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I want an ipa but with weed rather than hops. Does such a thing exist? Maybe in one of those American bits where everyone is always stoned.
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smellmycheese posted:And my penis has transmuted into a tiny little mario kart mushroom Not my favourite elden ring build but might be viable. Dabir posted:I'm not actually sure what weed smells like, seen as I've only knowingly smelled it like once in my life a decade ago, but I consistently smell something when I'm out and about that I think is it. It's like really manky broccoli. I have had it pointed out to me and it's a very weird smell and very hard to describe. If you smell something that puts you in mind of a particularly esoteric curry, that might be weed. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Mar 24, 2023 |
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Weed smells like skunks and dogshit and someone who hasn't showered in a week but minus the off-milk note and also like an unspecified citrus zest, but also oddly appealing. If you're trying to recognise the smell with your nose you're doing it wrong, you stand still for three minutes and people watch. Everyone who has had a joint in the last three years will automatically look for the smell, groups will do it in unison. Literally everyone I know who got hotboxed as a kid is a Dr now
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Spangly A posted:Literally everyone I know who got hotboxed as a kid is a Dr now Can confirm. Hotboxing in an old Fiesta opened my third eye and made me good at Exams
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Can confirm cats love getting high.
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keep punching joe posted:I want an ipa but with weed rather than hops. Does such a thing exist? Maybe in one of those American bits where everyone is always stoned. Here's how you can DIY: https://beerandbrewing.com/brewing-with-cannabis/ My takeaway from that is that an 8% IPA that is also loaded with THC might be a bit much. Or possibly great.
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I see no danger in mixing high strength beer with the stickiest of the icky. Only good things can come of it surely?
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You can always extract weed into vodka and then add a lil nip into whatever you're drinking.
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Meltdown Friday for Martin Lewis https://twitter.com/martinslewis/status/1639272310833045504?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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The four genders.
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Make your fetish your job and you'll never work again in your life. (Because you'll be fired with no reference)
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/bethmayashley/status/1638949470535557125?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q 
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"do not allow your wife to withold the secrets of her clitoris from you" is incredible advice, not good advice but definitely the kind of advice you won't get anywhere else.
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Catzilla posted:Hops and Hemp both belong to the Cannabaceae family which is probably why. Not just the same family, Humulus is the closest genus relative to Cannabis. keep punching joe posted:I want an ipa but with weed rather than hops. Does such a thing exist? Maybe in one of those American bits where everyone is always stoned. I've seen a couple of German lagers in the past made this way, but damned if I could remember what they're called now.
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OwlFancier posted:"do not allow your wife to withold the secrets of her clitoris from you" is incredible advice, not good advice but definitely the kind of advice you won't get anywhere else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaAnrouJiOY
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Guavanaut posted:You have to do it in this voice too. I was thinking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oly07mycx_E
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Guavanaut posted:You have to do it in this voice too. I was imagining Immortan Joe saying it tbh
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/bethmayashley/status/1638949470535557125?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q I clocked that this advice column was dog poo poo quite a long time ago, the advice is always awful. I've never seen anything remotely helpful from it. this is next level even for them.
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dear the guardian. my wife is withholding the secrets of the clitoris from me, and refuses to allow me access to them until I have fought my way to the centre of the perilous labyrinth where they are kept. i am having particular trouble with the trolls who keep making me solve elaborate riddles before i can pass
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clitkeep gasboss girllight
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Olpainless posted:Not just the same family, Humulus is the closest genus relative to Cannabis. keith vows to ban greek food
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