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At his age? All he needs to do is smack his head on a counter corner on the way down. Your bones get brittle as you get older, hips especially are notorious for breaking on falls from standing after a certain age.
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Wendigee posted:What kind of fall causes a concussion and a cracked rib? Did he fall off a stage? He's elderly as gently caress, OP
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Mar 26, 2023 02:59
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Can't retract into your protective shell as fast once you hit a certain age
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Mar 26, 2023 03:01
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I'd imagine that he can still protect himself with Force Lightning, though.
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Mar 26, 2023 03:02
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Wendigee posted:What kind of fall causes a concussion and a cracked rib? Did he fall off a stage? He tried sucking his own dick.
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Mar 26, 2023 03:23
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He took such a big hit of jenkem that his rib snapped, then he fell over and hit his head on the softest of pillows, concussing it
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Mar 26, 2023 03:40
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priznat posted:Those compensation awards are in stock that vests over 4 years right? Stock in a non public company they can’t even sell? But it could 10x! *Looks over at lawyer* I said ‘could’ *Lawyer nods*
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Are Telsas so lovely that you have to get your insurance through them? https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1639412933397745665?s=20 koshmar fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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Mar 26, 2023 04:01
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Progressive tried that with me and I said not worth it for maybe 10 off
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Mar 26, 2023 04:02
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Celexi posted:Progressive tried that with me and I said not worth it for maybe 10 off I work nights so my main driving hours are after midnight, all of those programs are less than useless for me.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:06
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Wendigee posted:What kind of fall causes a concussion and a cracked rib? Did he fall off a stage? Toilet. That's actually a serious guess. If you have to take care of old people, you'll be in constant amazement of how the least little thing can cause so many problems and/or bleed so much.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:18
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Celexi posted:Progressive tried that with me and I said not worth it for maybe 10 off They wouldn’t do it if they thought they would get less total in premiums after all
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Mar 26, 2023 04:53
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DRINK ME posted:But it could 10x! lmao Unless you are extremely early stage employee and/or one of the founders' buddies, 10x might happen if you were a new startup with a viable business plan, MIGHT. For one of the few remaining employees at a company where you don't have better, less hardcore options, the company barely being held together by an idiot narcissist and his gang of fascist hanger-ons.. lol, lmao.
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Mar 26, 2023 04:56
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that announcement that comp increases are tied to valuation is a creative way to tell people that comp increases will be shrinking rapidly, while still saying 'but they might go up 10x!'
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Mar 26, 2023 05:01
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Herstory Begins Now posted:that announcement that comp increases are tied to valuation is a creative way to tell people that comp increases will be shrinking rapidly, while still saying 'but they might go up 10x!' Yeah one hundred percent. And honestly getting 100k in equity (over 4 years) is really not outstanding at all by tech standards. There is really almost no upside to stay there it seems, elon is too loving cheap to make it worth the while for anyone who can actually do stuff.
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Mar 26, 2023 05:11
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"we're definitely profitable. please ignore how much tesla stock i had to sell though"Wendigee posted:What kind of fall causes a concussion and a cracked rib? Did he fall off a stage? he did fall on a stage. is that similar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiKsMN44go
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Mar 26, 2023 05:30
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Imagine being dumb enough to buy a Tesla.
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Mar 26, 2023 05:31
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Piell posted:https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1639736747616763905 
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Serious_Cyclone posted:The Tesla didn’t swerve toward a child it inverse avoided it “I’m not falling to my death i’m inverse standing and furtherm-“
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Mar 26, 2023 05:44
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Lol "Worker values should align with company values" Is some real "communism for me but not for thee" bullshit Like , the values don't align, you know what helps with that ,money
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Sankara posted:Imagine being dumb enough to buy a Tesla. No
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priznat posted:lmao Especially when the single statistic of some proof that Twitter is growing is Elon bragging about 8 billion user minutes per day, and even there we only have his word for it that this hasn't happened before. And even if this is an area of genuine growth, having to resort to bragging about something no-one knew you were even keeping track of before is kind of sus by itself. It strongly suggests that all of the ways we normally measure profitability or growth for a social media company points toward failure and could not be used here.
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Mar 26, 2023 06:36
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Offler posted:Especially when the single statistic of some proof that Twitter is growing is Elon bragging about 8 billion user minutes per day, and even there we only have his word for it that this hasn't happened before. And even if this is an area of genuine growth, having to resort to bragging about something no-one knew you were even keeping track of before is kind of sus by itself. It strongly suggests that all of the ways we normally measure profitability or growth for a social media company points toward failure and could not be used here. Yeah, I really hope the junior folks who may not be true believers there have someone either at the company or in their personal lives to tell them "hey.. this is bullshit you know that right?" because a lot of younger workers out of school can definitely get snowed by this kind of crap. Add in the fact that the valuation will utterly collapse if someone serious comes in to buy it out and actually does due diligence unlike some idiot boer and realizes how shaky the whole thing is. The thing that really grinds my gears is Twitter pre buyout had problems but its situation was no where near as dire as he paints it I am 100% certain. He's just saying that poo poo so when it collapses from all his fuckups and attempts at cost cutting (because of all the debt HE saddled it with) he can say "whew, that company sure was a mess when I came in and I tried my best, right guys?" It's just so transparent.
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priznat posted:Yeah, I really hope the junior folks who may not be true believers there have someone either at the company or in their personal lives to tell them "hey.. this is bullshit you know that right?" because a lot of younger workers out of school can definitely get snowed by this kind of crap. Looking into it 
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Mar 26, 2023 08:28
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beep by grandpa posted:Hes just 10 years from making his money back this way if my math is right Not quite. If they made 11 million in 3 months, they’ll make 44 million in a year. 440 million in 10 years. 4,4 billion in 100 years. 44 billion in 1000 years. Elon the business Genius.
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Mar 26, 2023 08:36
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koshmar posted:Are Telsas so lovely that you have to get your insurance through them? Predictably the Musk reply guys are on the case  "bespoke insurance premiums" 
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Mar 26, 2023 08:55
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Not quite. Elon Musk’s twitter play was a long-term strategy— business genius always wins
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koshmar posted:Are Telsas so lovely that you have to get your insurance through them? Love having my insurance rates adjusted through a beta software program.
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those kind of telematics units aren't specific to teslas. When I got a car a few years ago after several years of having a drivers licence but not driving, I got insurance with a company under a scheme where they installed one in the car as a means to allow your premiums to come down quicker (if you turn out to be their idea of a "good driver"). I think they pay attention to the same kind of things as are shown in that tweet (hard braking, time of day you drive etc.) It worked for me because nearly all of my driving is bog standard driving to work and back or to the shops. The unit is still in my car and presumably still phones home but no one is listening because i'm not on that deal any more
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Mar 26, 2023 10:22
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E the Shaggy posted:It's an "inverse start-up" which MEANS.....? You just have to look at the data a little differently is all! 
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Mar 26, 2023 10:59
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koshmar posted:Are Telsas so lovely that you have to get your insurance through them? Insurance through regular companies is absurdly expensive, so Tesla rolled their own. Still has all the hallmarks of Tesla customer service.
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koshmar posted:Are Telsas so lovely that you have to get your insurance through them? Wow. I mean it makes sense, but I never thought about it. Get all the analytics, calculate insurance rate on the fly. Insane.
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Mar 26, 2023 11:30
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Would love to know what FSD does to the insurance rate.
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Mar 26, 2023 12:00
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Absolutely nothing, it turns off half a second before any collision.
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Impact - 0.5 seconds: FSD turns off Impact - 0.3 seconds: "You look like the kind of driver who's about to have a crash. Your hourly premium is now $50,000"
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Also those dongle things have always seemed to me like one of those things where they would have every incentive to raise your rate and none to lower it. Every little nuance of spirited driving, every nighttime drive, every time you do something off the perfect predictable pattern — rate goes up. But when does it go down? It’s like how gas prices fluctuate — they’ll go up instantly by 20 cents overnight due to some market jolt, but then they creep reluctantly back down one or two cents at a time over the next two weeks, and everything under that curve is profit
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Data Graham posted:Oh I see, the “comp increases” are “based on valuation” which means they’re just stock (and/or stock options), not cash. Lmfuckingao. 
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Pookah posted:You just have to look at the data a little differently is all! lol
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That's what weed said.
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