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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

THE MACHINE will live forever

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Pretty sure Stav weighs as much as two Kreischers...

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe

alcatraz gently caress boy posted:

who's gonna die first stav or bert

If you listen to the most recent pod the TAFS consensus is nobody named Ernie would ever commit lethal domestic violence

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Stav vs Tom Segura in a game of pickup basketball and the winner is whoever's legs don't explode first

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Both die during the tip off

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

you can’t put a man still suffering from a high school football injury into that situation

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

holefoods posted:

you can’t put a man still suffering from a high school football injury into that situation

Yeah plus he had a fight with his dad, and he’s been biking 20 miles a day

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
plus being the 20,000 step BASTARD

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
He hasn't been "being the Bastard" for a while

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Cael posted:

Stav vs Tom Segura in a game of pickup basketball and the winner is whoever's legs don't explode first

Speaking of podcasters playing basketball this is very funny:
https://youtu.be/45-M2NW0ufM

BB2K
Oct 9, 2012
There's a good video somewhere of big jay being super butthurt over this despite it being his idea basically. Talking about how he lost respect for Shane and stuff. It's all very lame stuff.

Very unsurprised Matt was the best player tho. This was a good saga

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

BB2K posted:

There's a good video somewhere of big jay being super butthurt over this despite it being his idea basically. Talking about how he lost respect for Shane and stuff. It's all very lame stuff.

Very unsurprised Matt was the best player tho. This was a good saga

Never underestimate the shaman

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

shane busting Luis with a ball fake so hard he forgets what country he's in owned

big Jay was the worst part of that too. the moment he realizes oh these are two actual athletes and I'm just a fat nerd he stops even trying for rebounds and just sulks around the court the whole game pouting

props to luis for at least trying the whole time

Mandrel fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Mar 26, 2023

BB2K
Oct 9, 2012
'actual athletes'

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

yeah shane played sports in high school and wears slides he’s not out of shape he’s just a big strong boy

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Shane was technically an NCAA athlete for Navy. I don't know if he played any games though.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

he went to annapolis??

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Oh I hosed up, you're right it was Army. His scholarship was for West Point.

https://247sports.com/player/shane-gillis-40416/

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Cached Money posted:

Speaking of podcasters playing basketball this is very funny:
https://youtu.be/45-M2NW0ufM

lmfao luis

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Shane Gillis is basically Seal Team Six and deserves our respect.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Coxswain Balls posted:

Oh I hosed up, you're right it was Army. His scholarship was for West Point.

https://247sports.com/player/shane-gillis-40416/

lol i definitely wasn't right, I'm also surprised about west point. he does have The Voice though and it makes a sort of sense

emptyrave
May 13, 2022

Wtf I never would have guessed Shane was 6'4". If you asked me how tall he was I would've assumed he was like 5'10".

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdMG6MNoKwE

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
the LOS with nick when big jay faints after a dab is great

also the one where the dude rips a dab then tries to pull out the bowl like a choke and burns the poo poo out of his hand lmao

dabs rule

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

shane got a d1 scholarship, matt played high school ball

that's basically bo jackson when your competition is fat mall goths who got really into mma in their 30s

Voodoo Cafe
Jul 19, 2004
"You got, uhh, Holden Caulfield in there, man?"
https://twitter.com/daniggerman/status/1639492528524214273

this man's life is like a car crash in slow motion happening over the course of years

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

god drat

Social Media
Jan 21, 2010

seeing that twitter handle without the capital Gs is blowing my mind

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
jesus christ

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Gross

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Lol just remembered that jake thought that Dani account was nick

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Dudes rock.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
seeing flores' nutsack nailed to a plank of wood wasnt on my radar of things id see today, or ever

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Origami Dali posted:

seeing flores' nutsack nailed to a plank of wood wasnt on my radar of things id see today, or ever

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

alcatraz gently caress boy posted:

the LOS with nick when big jay faints after a dab is great

also the one where the dude rips a dab then tries to pull out the bowl like a choke and burns the poo poo out of his hand lmao

dabs rule

for a quarter second i thought that he did the "dunked on" dab and passed out from raising his arm too high

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
Wtf, he's not even hard

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol watching Shane feel out those early picks by just sauntering around and standing in position


emptyrave posted:

Wtf I never would have guessed Shane was 6'4". If you asked me how tall he was I would've assumed he was like 5'10".
whoa

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

What the gently caress is going on with the audio panning in the brandon and jamel episode

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

Kilometers Davis posted:

What the gently caress is going on with the audio panning in the brandon and jamel episode

starting to think these guys dont know what they are doing

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Oh, gross

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