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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/TheKremlinYap/status/1639348095258353671
More big fat jokes about things that will never happen.

Big Cartman trying to start a race war energy

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anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

mobby_6kl posted:

Actually Leeroy Jenkins war would fit pretty well

Man, that's exactly what this has been. Vladimir Jenkins running into a dragon's den with zero backup or plan, face-planting every 5 steps.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Putin really eating poo poo lately but I'm pretty sure he enjoys it.

That's how he became entirely poo poo. He eats nothing else.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sedgr posted:

Putin really eating poo poo lately but I'm pretty sure he enjoys it.

That's how he became entirely poo poo. He eats nothing else.

Don't forget the horse cum!

e: typo :argh:

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Mar 27, 2023

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Cope curtains really tie a trench together.

This one actually seems useful? Not going to disguise the fact that there's a trench or stop anything aimed at it, but if drones can't make out targets in the trench then dropping grenades blindly and hoping there's someone beneath them isn't going to do much.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

the holy poopacy posted:

This one actually seems useful? Not going to disguise the fact that there's a trench or stop anything aimed at it, but if drones can't make out targets in the trench then dropping grenades blindly and hoping there's someone beneath them isn't going to do much.

Counterpoint: limited number of nets due to corruption means that all deployed nets will in fact have mobiks hiding under them.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
Leo 2s handed over to Ukraine

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1640354624753348609

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Counterpoint: limited number of nets due to corruption means that all deployed nets will in fact have mobiks hiding under them.

Whack. gently caress!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

mobby_6kl posted:

Don't forget the hose cum!

Cum ....hose?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

the holy poopacy posted:

This one actually seems useful? Not going to disguise the fact that there's a trench or stop anything aimed at it, but if drones can't make out targets in the trench then dropping grenades blindly and hoping there's someone beneath them isn't going to do much.

I wonder how much the camo net is going to do against thermals (which admittedly not all drones have). I have some net and checked it on on the balcony, my leg can pretty easily bee seen behind it



Karate Bastard posted:

Cum ....hose?
:negative:

Yes, a hose full of horse cum

Philonius
Jun 12, 2005

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Counterpoint: limited number of nets due to corruption means that all deployed nets will in fact have mobiks hiding under them.

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro

Zat posted:

By the way, Finland is expected to be a NATO member within days. The process could plausibly be finished as soon as by the end of this week.

Hungary could potentially ratify Finland today, and Turkey is expected do so on Wednesday. After that it's only a matter of finalizing the paperwork.

Excellent, that would leave Sweden as the only non-NATO country in the region. Whoops. gently caress Turkey and gently caress Hungary.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I guess Russia can have that then.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Zat posted:

By the way, Finland is expected to be a NATO member within days. The process could plausibly be finished as soon as by the end of this week.

Hungary could potentially ratify Finland today, and Turkey is expected do so on Wednesday. After that it's only a matter of finalizing the paperwork.

Dont jinx it

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013


Those dorky turrets, the other tanks are going to bully them. :ohdear:

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
30min documentary/official MoD propaganda on the Challenger 2 training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9-Eghtai3s

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Dravs posted:

I was thinking how some wars all have names to differentiate them. I found some wars called things like the war of Jenkin's ear, the 38-minute war, the Kartofle war, and the football war.

I wonder what people will call this war in 50 years' time? Maybe something like the war of Putin's poopy pants?

Putin's Folly.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
The Three Day War.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Kiev by this weekend

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Pablo Bluth posted:

The Three Day War.

The Three day week month season arbitrary factors War

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Karate Bastard posted:

Me and perun have doubts as to those 1500 tanks.

1500 tanks? What do you need 1300 tanks for? I'm not sure we have the production capability to manufacture 900 tanks. But I understand what you mean about those 600 tanks, I'll get building those 400 tanks right away. 200 tanks will be ready by spring!

Here's the bill for those 30,000 tanks you ordered

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Toxic Mental posted:

Kiev by this weekend

Weekend at Zelensky's

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Icochet posted:

Dont jinx it

Hungary just OK'd Finland's NATO membership.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Pablo Bluth posted:

30min documentary/official MoD propaganda on the Challenger 2 training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9-Eghtai3s

Imagine being a Ukrainian driving a T-62 and being told by your CO that you're going to be driving a chally2. Bet that's one happy dude.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Der Kyhe posted:

Hungary just OK'd Finland's NATO membership.

getin

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Tai posted:

Imagine being a Ukrainian driving a T-62 and being told by your CO that you're going to be driving a chally2. Bet that's one happy dude.

Wonder if they kept the old hot water boiler for making tea on the go like the old Centurions.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Forecast looks good. Snake is gigglin. JIT strikes again.

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

Weekend at Zelensky's

Someone get chatgpt to write the script. Deceased Putin puppeted by a couple oligarchs and generals as they maintain the illusion its all Putin's orders as they push each other out windows etc. Comedy/horror. Netflix or tubi or some streaming service would buy it.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

CitizenKain posted:

Wonder if they kept the old hot water boiler for making tea on the go like the old Centurions.

"One of the standout elements of Britain's Challenger 2 tank which is being deployed to Ukraine is a kettle that allows for tea on the go, according to a commander."

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Tarquinn posted:

Yeah, what HonorableTB said, that backseat mod. :argh:

Heh sorry, wasn't trying to backseat mod.

Was this article posted? If so I didn't see it - here's a good story of how Kherson residents resisted Russian occupation.

https://kyivindependent.com/how-kherson-residents-resisted-russian-occupation-2/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsNzo_udK3Q

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

CitizenKain posted:

Wonder if they kept the old hot water boiler for making tea on the go like the old Centurions.

Of course. It's good to have a brew on the go while blasting t-72's. Thirsty work

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

CitizenKain posted:

Wonder if they kept the old hot water boiler for making tea on the go like the old Centurions.
C2 do have them but the Ukrainians will most likely use for them Borscht. The success will mean all future Ukrainian tanks have Borscht heaters.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ah the sequel to the death of Stalin is being set up.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
https://twitter.com/mexic0la_/status/1640385955982118913

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Beaver Inspector!

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Tai posted:

Of course. It's good to have a brew on the go while blasting t-72's. Thirsty work

Excuse me, but Ukranians are a soup-centric people. That's borscht in that baby

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Alas the horrors of war aren't confined to homo sapiens. That beaver is just another distressed, homeless victim of Russia.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Massive fortifications in crimea

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1640400839356325888

Cases of drunkenness? Unpossible! Drugs? HET, not over here Pssshhh, hide Selebratov, quick!

https://twitter.com/dipapip/status/1640377670000058369

Mines being taken care of

https://twitter.com/VictoriaIakove1/status/1640295934444847104

Idk about this stuff, but it can't be healthy being anywhere near when it burns

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 27, 2023

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Taerkar posted:

Beaver Inspector!

Assault Beaver.

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Power Khan posted:


Mines being taken care of

https://twitter.com/VictoriaIakove1/status/1640295934444847104

Idk about this stuff, but it can't be healthy being anywhere near when it burns

Just stay upwind, it'll be fine.

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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Power Khan posted:

Massive fortifications in crimea

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1640400839356325888

Cases of drunkenness? Unpossible! Drugs? HET, not over here Pssshhh, hide Selebratov, quick!

https://twitter.com/dipapip/status/1640377670000058369

Mines being taken care of

https://twitter.com/VictoriaIakove1/status/1640295934444847104

Idk about this stuff, but it can't be healthy being anywhere near when it burns

There's a paper about burning RDX here that saw some cyanide gas and a fair bit of nitrous oxide when burning it. Beyond that it's not that weird - CO2, CO, N2, H2O.
I can't find anything similar for TNT, but the detonation end products are similarly simple - N2, H2, CO, C. In an open fire like that, I guess some of the N2O, H2 and CO will combust further?

The biggest risk actually seems to be breathing in the explosive dust - RDX is outright poisonous, and TNT isn't great either.
(Then again, who knows what sort of half-combusted products are in that smoke. )

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