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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Visiting the cemetery on memorial day and digging up all the bones ftw

Please do not respect America's good troops.

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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Goatstein posted:

It's important to understand that there are two reasons that you might end up in a direct combat role as a Troop, because, as their apologists point out, 90% of the military isn't that. One is that you were so barely sapient that they couldn't justify putting you in a position picking pubes out of the mashed potatoes. The other, more common, is that you are a bloodthirsty psycho who volunteered for that position while actively at war. When you hear about a convoy being ambushed, smile and imagine appointments opening up at the local rape crisis center

goats right

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Don't sign your posts

-xXlol GiP Krew 4 Lyfe lolXx

blue on blue

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/starsandstripes/status/1639536344044285953?s=20

https://twitter.com/starsandstripes/status/1639522502878846977?s=20

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cuttlefush posted:

illiterate bitch

illiterate bitch is in the army tho

FacelessVoid
Jul 8, 2009
https://twitter.com/sethharpesq/status/1639724466212093952

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

jesus christ that third one

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Yeah lord

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

All of those soldiers should be executed (as with every troop that covered for them)

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

NeatHeteroDude posted:

All of those soldiers should be executed (as with every troop that covered for them)

The only person in danger of execution is whomever released the info instead of hiding behind courts martial without publicly disclosing anything.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

NeatHeteroDude posted:

All soldiers should be executed

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

All of those soldiers should be executed (as with every troop that covered for them)

Number four is good.

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Weka posted:

Number four is good.

Whoops yes spare that guy

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

the troops are calling from INSIDE the army base!!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1640309971253444608?s=20

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Johnathan Majors Malfunction

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

does getting arrested for domestic violence after pretending to be a troop in a tv commercial count as stolen valor?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
arrested for strangling his partner? perfect fit for the army

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

Johnathan Majors Malfunction

Major Majors

Lady Gagazula
Aug 13, 2005

Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
Joker Face
Melman

he can still be reached on twitter @armystrangler and is cohost of the podcast “what a hell of a way to choke”

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
thought of troops this morning and almost passed out from cringe. stay safe

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Playing command and conquer generals as the terrorists to blow up troops comes second to playing as the troops and letting my guys die

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
No game captured that era as sincerely as Generals

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

generals was a lot of fun

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Eason the Fifth posted:

No game captured that era as sincerely as Generals

It was brilliant

lobster shirt posted:

generals was a lot of fun

The things the terrorists said when you asked them to do stuff were great. I think even the troops were mocked in that all the talk about freedom was just yearning for death

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

Clark Nova posted:

does getting arrested for domestic violence after pretending to be a troop in a tv commercial count as stolen valor?

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010


lol

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Weka posted:

Please do not respect America's good troops.

Too late. Dug up the bones

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

lobster shirt posted:

generals was a lot of fun

I watched a neat youtube video about it recently, what a great game. It led me to a video about tiberian sun, the superior command & conquer game. Westwood sure made some bangers :smith:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Clark Nova posted:

does getting arrested for domestic violence after pretending to be a troop in a tv commercial count as stolen valor?

It's called method acting.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Biplane posted:

tiberian sun, the superior command & conquer game

that's right

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

I'm throwing a basketball at a generals face really really hard lol

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Weka posted:

It's called method acting.

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Weka posted:

It's called method acting.

lol

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

This topic WILL be locked if someone doesn't show up to defend the troops

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Hating troops is abelist

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Eason the Fifth posted:

Hating troops is abelist

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

This topic WILL be locked if someone doesn't show up to defend the troops

I love the troops, the troops ftw! The troops in the Taliban that is.

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